Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

some days ago i was with some guy i in the dream i told him how to get lucid! and then i told him its cool to fly on a flying boat so some time later i was on that boat and told the Crew Again about lucid dreams that its total cool and so on...when i woke up i thought WTF?!?!


my Dreamsigns are Famous People and Scary Moments i i often Missed to recognize this Signs...its take much practise....


the stupidest thing is when you try to have a WILD and your Girlfriend starts to move 5 seconds before Lucidity begins!!! or you have to go to work...ahhhh

I had a dream once, where I was in a huge unisex public toilet facility without any walls, but with a big pool and the toilets on piers out into the pool. This toilet was located in my school, and I was surprised at never having seen it before. Since I really had to pee I went to one of the toilets, but then I thought to myself that if you pee in a dream you might pee in real life too, so I decided not to and continued with my dream. All without ever realizing I was dreaming.

Then again I'm stupid IRL too. I remember waking up one night (IRL), and thinking to my self "Wow, that's the best dream I have EVER had!! I'm really gonna regret not writing this down...", then I went back to sleep. The following morning was though >.<

My complete failures:
-----
I was in cape cod at a house, basement filling with lava 'cause dog was peeing it (Don't have a dog.) Trees around house (There are none) look like a 2d painting with black background, I walk into one and I giant sphinx comes out and tickles me... Went on for another 5 min and never went lucid.
-----
An old lady spanked me with a baseball bat and I went flying, when I landed she came up and said, "You know your dreaming right?"
-----
30 foot spider attacking town, no lucid! LoL
-----
I hadn't researched lucid dreaming by the time I had these dreams, but I'd still had low lucid dreams (Mainly helping me escape nightmares)

Last night in my dream i was walking home and thought it would be a good idea to practice flying so that when i have a lucid dream i would be better at it, i flew for about a mile before landing in a neighbours garden next to my house.
I then woke up feeling rather annoyed.
How could i miss that one.

A couple nights ago, these kids were learning how to survive, and I was like, "Hmm maybe I should become lucid and try to help them... Nahhhh" And I continued on

Last night, I had a dream about my deceased pet fish. In my dream, my fish appeared and kept getting out of its tank and was swimming in the air. In my dream, the fact that my dead fish was now alive and that it could fly didn't make me lucid. Also, while I was in the dream, I put a leash on my fish and tried to get it back in the tank. This made me really upset when I woke up, a perfectly good chance to become lucid, just wasted

This morning I could just kick myself ......so I'm in the dining room and I hear my ringtone to my phone. I walk into the kitchen and it is MY DOG singing my ringtone....I said, "Wow, thats weird." Then went on my way....haha

For those who have heard of Gmod know what im talking about.
First i was dreaming that i was playing on Gmod on my computer, but i hadnt realised i was dreaming yet. It was fairly late at night(or so i dreamt) and i was working on this big vending machine for barrels. I decided i was thirsty and had to keep awake so i was just about to get a coffee when i noticed a freshly made one already one my desk. Then i started to think that i was dreaming so i did an "RC" by trying to spawn a biscuit because i wanted one with my coffee. So the biscuit appeared.
I then became lucid and floated into my computer and was physically in the Gmod world, so i had a bit of fun. I got a bit carried away and lost lucidity and suddenly this bleeping noise came on and all i saw was a bluescreen error. I woke up and started kicking myself for not keeping control.

Being in a school enviroment. My dream journal consists of about 50&#37; school related dreams and yet I still don't pick it up.

I go outside to see my two dogs rolling around on the ground, I shut the door and go back in, then I go back out, and my one dog is a giant ugly dog(they are both pugs, so this is odd...)

How could I possibly think that is real?

a few years ago i had a dream that i was jango fet, and i was flying around in a get pack in my room. I flew through a hole in the celing and flew around outside, but he grass was a strange blue color.

I didnt get mad then, but now i think back and get frustrated at how THAT was not apparent.

Last night I had a dream in which I washed my hands while actually paying attention to them and the sink. I can't stop thinking about the mangled mess fingers and palms my hands must've been in my dream and why I just ignored it and kept on dreaming. AHHH, frustrating...

Ok, one time a good while back, I had one of my "I have to go back and finish highschool again" dreams. However, the strange thing was that I was dressed in my work cloths I wear at my job. I was talking to someone in the hall which I worked with at the time in real life.

In a sort of strange way, she referred to what I was wearing and said, "It seems a bit odd, don't you think?" It was like she was trying to give me some kind of hint that there was something that didn't make sense about the situation.

Only after I awoke did I realize it must have been my subconsious trying to give me a clue that I was in a dream!

Just last night, I was standing in a building that could only exist in my dreams, and I had actually visited it before in my dreams. I was actually standing there, going, "I've been here before in my dreams," but it never clicked. Stupid! Stupid!

Well I don't usually miss becoming lucid, nor do I have any tricks for becoming lucid I simply tell myself i'm going to have a dream and become lucid and at the start of dreams i become lucid in I just simply realize i'm dreaming.

In some of my dreams a common sign I have is I'm looking for a clock, but I can't find one or the clock somehow "forbidden" to look at... I usually get some sense of excitement but don't remember what it was about. I think this was probably because I became lucid for a moment and then forgot about it for the rest of the dream.

Weird... thinking about this I must've had quite a few partly lucid dreams where I didn't remember becoming lucid.

I remember a few....

My dream last night, I turned around and looked at my house then when I turned back around there was a carnival in my backyard where the woods were supposed to be.. like wtf, how did I not realize somethin was up??

Then, once I was underwater in a swimming pool breathing and I just thought it was cool, didn't really know I was in a dream...

vvvv These are from when I was young vvvv

Also, I levitated my swing set and was like "omg finally I learned that spell! (Harry Potter....); Another one like this... I was dueling Hermione lmao. I just kept doing the Leviouso (spelling?) spell to make her fly up.

I bought soda, popcorn, and candy for under 5 dollars.

I did a WILD, I did RCs and they failed, then my brother spawned from nowhere (he lives at 1h30 from my house) and said I don't need to be lucid to have fun and we went on an epic journey across de world.

wowww! Last night my friend asked me in my dream why I wasn't Lucid yet!! Come on... :[ Was only my second night trying though..

Oh my fricken god.
I had a dream where this girl was showing me a device that allowed her to lucid dream. We used it to go inside her lucid dream. Oh my god. The whole thing was about lucidity, but I just went with it like a fool.

iv had a zombie grab my hand and put it in a hole in his skull and started sawing my hand off with his...skull, i thought it was real apparently ;p

I had this dream where this voice kept saying "your dreaming!" It eventually turned into "YOU ARE DREAMING YOU STUPIDASS!" or something like that, yet, I didn't care.

I have a recurring dream sign that I'm back in the military which I keep missing! I keep telling myself that when I next see it I'll recognize it, and several times I have actually questioned if it's a dream and concluded that it isn't. I think it's the excitement of being back there that's stopping me from becoming lucid! Still, imagine how good it would be becoming lucid in such a place!

Lol, totally my thread.

I think my worst was this one time (that I've told like a million times lol) when I was dreaming about my brother... only to wake up and find... I don't have a brother! wtf! xD