Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I tryed to get an LD for the first time last night. I used WBTB and I was dreaming that a girl crashed a mario kart (like a real one) into the car next to me o.0. I was surprised and forgot to do an RC but I'm a newb :p

funny thread. I had a dream once that I was writing a dream journal.....and then I woke up and said what tha hell, man!?!

I once had a false awakening, and honestly asked myself if I was dreaming. My mom was in the room, so I asked her, she said no . So, I never became lucid.

Lately though, if I ask myself, well really, I don't ask myself anymore. If I get the thought, then I know that I am dreaming, because I never get that thought in RL (not that I don't ever RC). I just KNOW.

My biggest dream sign is seeing people from high school. It happens ALL THE TIME. Last week, I was (in a dream) walking from my school cafeteria, and on the way back to my dorm, and two very attractive girls from high shool were standing there, stripping in the street. I go to talk to them, and they come back to my dorm with me...

*FACEPALM*

I had a dream that I was cold, took down the drapes to use as a blanket, then went back to bed thinking, 'NOW I can have a lucid dream!'.

I didn't do a RC... but in a dream of mine last night I did say to myself "Dam, I'm awake right now, but when I dream tonight I'll become lucid"

Last night I dreamt about a plasma pistol from halo, I didn't think this was odd until it started shooting not plasma but fire. I thought "thats not how it works in "real life"" lol

Originally Posted by THELUKESTIR

Last night I dreamt about a plasma pistol from halo, I didn't think this was odd until it started shooting not plasma but fire. I thought "thats not how it works in "real life"" lol

I got the game hitman and loved it so I ended up getting all of them. I was dreaming and it was just like normal everyday stuff going on but I was bald and when I looked at someone there was a croaahair on their head. I was thinking I must be playing that game to much.

I remember this stupid dream where I sat in a white seat saying to my self when will I wake up!? I remember saying wtf this is a boring dream.
but the stupid thing is even though I i knew it was a boring dream it never ocered to me. so when I woke up I got so pissed I put pepper in my eyes (probable not the smartest idea) but it just got me sooo pissed!

Originally Posted by lucidmaster

I remember this stupid dream where I sat in a white seat saying to my self when will I wake up!? I remember saying wtf this is a boring dream.
but the stupid thing is even though I i knew it was a boring dream it never ocered to me. so when I woke up I got so pissed I put pepper in my eyes (probable not the smartest idea) but it just got me sooo pissed!

One time I had a dream I was standing by a tractor that was running. There was some other guy there. I guess I was going to run the tractor because this guy told me to make sure Im not asleep. I just thought why would I be sleeping, what a idiot.

I was in a classroom and I was giving a lecture about lucid dreaming. Even how to do reality checks. I never though to do one.

I had a FA and a whole conversation with my dad about Lucid Dreaming. lols.

Ok, here's one ...

I once had a false awakening I was REALLY sick. I went to my dad and told him I can't go to school cuz i'm sick, but he said ' how are u sick when ur just dreaming '

The whole dream paused, trying to make me notice but I didn't ...

ARRGGH !! I hit myself so hard when I woke up.
( This my first post cuz I couldn't make a new thread at the newbe section ( PC problem ) )

So hi every one

Years ago before I knew about lucid dreaming I had a dream that I was locked in my cousins basement when I realized, "shit I'm in a dream, now I'm gonna have to wait till I wake up to get outta here" so I just sat in a chair waiting for the dream to end. If I only knew the things I could do!

to everyone on this page!

I had one this morning, I was at some place that sells gravel. I had the little grey cat named smokey with me. I was thinking why would I be standing at a place that sells gravel with the cat. I kept thinking its a dream but woke up.

Well, I was in a dream where my friends and I were playing soccer. My friend kicked the ball and it got stuck in the door handle of a house. We all ran into my house (my house which looks nothing like my house) and my friend went over, opened the door in which the ball was stuck, grabbed the ball and ran to my house. A woman came out of that house, went up to us and told us to give her back her arm (her left arm was missing) we look at some stairs at my house, and there it was, her arm, crawling towards us. She picks her arm up and attaches it to her shoulder. I thought, maybe I should do a RC, and then my friend said, "don't even bother, it obviously isn't a dream" so I didn't do a RC. When I woke up I thought, how on earth didn't I become lucid.

Originally Posted by AndresLD

"don't even bother, it obviously isn't a dream"

I hate those cunning DCs But not all of them are bad, my last LD was partially induced by my brotherDC

Here is a dream I had 2 weeks ago:
I walk into a store and as I browse products on the shelf, I see a box that says "Lucid Dreaming Kit, let your dreams come alive" I thought "heh I don't need that, that's for newbs" and just walked away, not even having the slightest thought I may be dreaming.

There are only two ways that i always miss becoming lucid when i do miss becoming lucid, the main reason is by letting what a dc say stop me from doing what i want to do, then i loose lucidity, and the next one is by missing my obvious dream sign.

I was dreaming once, and I look up and think "Hey... Its always overcast or dark in your dreams right? Its not usually sunny.. I might be dreaming!" I then said "But Im too lazy to RC so I won't bother" and continued on with the dream.

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

I was dreaming once, and I look up and think "Hey... Its always overcast or dark in your dreams right? Its not usually sunny.. I might be dreaming!" I then said "But Im too lazy to RC so I won't bother" and continued on with the dream.

Ha ha thats great!
For me my best RC recently is to ask myself if I am dreaming. Ever since I started its always seemed to happen in my dreams each night. Usually when I ask this I get a dizzying wave of consciousness immediately.

Originally Posted by Loaf

Ha ha thats great!
For me my best RC recently is to ask myself if I am dreaming. Ever since I started its always seemed to happen in my dreams each night. Usually when I ask this I get a dizzying wave of consciousness immediately.

Thats how my first LD started 2 nights ago... I'll try more like these

Last night I was trying to WILD and I remember my Dad coming into my room and yell at me to wake up and mow the back yard. I just kept my eyes closed and ignored him because I knew I didn't live with my parents anymore and he was distracting me from trying to lucid dream. I woke up and was so pissed but luckily when I fell back asleep it was into the same dream so I became lucid.

Originally Posted by bewareofit1505

Last night I was trying to WILD and I remember my Dad coming into my room and yell at me to wake up and mow the back yard. I just kept my eyes closed and ignored him because I knew I didn't live with my parents anymore and he was distracting me from trying to lucid dream. I woke up and was so pissed but luckily when I fell back asleep it was into the same dream so I became lucid.

So he was a Hallucination?