Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Originally Posted by ThePreserver

Another extremely stupid way was me sitting in a chair, but it had one leg.

Originally Posted by Loaf

When I woke up I felt like punching myself!

I spent almost an hour in one dream. I added 8+8 and caught my head on fire, then it went out after a second. This took a few seconds. I spent the rest of the hour doing simple math trying to make my head catch on fire. It was aggravating cause it's very difficult to do math in a non-lucid dream. I couldn't even figure out what 4x4 was!

Lately I have missed a lot of good LD time. I often find myself in such real situations, lots of time and I completely forget that I'm supposed to be asleep and not running around some different place with unfamiliar people everywhere!!!
This morning I was sitting around with several DC's, talking about whatever, a light tan horse came over and stood directly over me, everything was right there, he was nuzzliing my neck, then he 'sat down' next to me, and I became unsure because I'm not always around horses. This was obviously my dream guide with whom I've had many adventures with...Grrrr!!!
Next we were watching films about UFO sightings, i was explaining to everyone about them, DC's were asking questions, I was answering them.

I also missed several opportunities of DC sex, but failed again because there were DC's posing as people that I know in waking life, so I get nervous and ended up trying to play it off and avoid a situation!!!

And...I was riding with close family members to a market, the only exception was that I was the opposite sex this time, so I got scared, wondering if they were playing along with my 'fetish', I was looking for a jacket to cover myself with, I was sporting all those wonderful female attributes but I felt very embarrased and out of place.
My sister-in-law laughed and said not to worry about it , everyone will understand, so I left the jacket and we walked into the big market, me in 'drag' and all those DC's everywhere, including my DC in-law that I wouldn't mind wrestling with! What a rack!!!
Grrrrr!!!!!!

This has been going on for several weeks now and I have failed to recognise that I'm DREAMING and not awake!

I walked into this very small office room and there was this lady sitting in a chair at a desk. I walk up to her and ask "Do you guys have a phone I could use?" She grabs her arm, rips it off and starts ripping and chewing on her flesh. Blood just splatters everywhere. I stand there and the expression on my face does not change. At all. She tries to hand me the arm and asks "wants some?" and I responded by saying "No, I don't want your dismembered arm, I want a PHONE." And I end up walking out of the room.

Originally Posted by Chaos Theory

I walked into this very small office room and there was this lady sitting in a chair at a desk. I walk up to her and ask "Do you guys have a phone I could use?" She grabs her arm, rips it off and starts ripping and chewing on her flesh. Blood just splatters everywhere. I stand there and the expression on my face does not change. At all. She tries to hand me the arm and asks "wants some?" and I responded by saying "No, I don't want your dismembered arm, I want a PHONE." And I end up walking out of the room.

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I had another recently.
I was in a situation where there were some mermaid-type things helping me and another bloke to escape from some viscious hooligans, and then I watched the whole escape again on a video screen. As I watched, I started to perform a reality check and then thought: "Hang on, mermaids aren't real." I looked again and then thought to myself: "Oh yeah, this is just a program about them."
Silly me. I thought I was watching a film or something.

I had a false awakening one time and it was night time almost an I felt so depressed since I thought i was sleeping for 18 hours I just went back to bed in my dream.