OK, I love the DCs Say the Darndest Things thread.

Once or twice I felt the urge to invent something funny and post it. I mean, if no one finds out and it makes people laugh, then whats the harm? Well I'm not a liar so I was not temped, but this gave me the idea for this post:

Invent funny or absurd things DC said in a fictional dream.
You can also take something that was posted in the original DCs Say the Darndest Things thread and change it in any way.
Here's mine:

I was petting my slick little black cat pumitush, telling her how sweet and wonderful she is, when she casually raised her head and said:
"Do try to leave your mouth open when you die"
Me: "Why?"
Pumitush, puzzled: "Hello? So I can eat your tongue, what else?"