I hear you can get some really interesting responses, but most of my DCs speak in a very quite, vague, puzzling way... if they answer me at all. :c

I want to try asking...

- How do I stop racism
- How do I write the best story ever written (it probably won't be the best, but I'm just curious as to what the answer might me)
- How do I make someone fall in love with me (I don't have anyone in mind but I figure it might come in handy sooner or later)
- Tell me the funniest joke ever

What are other good ones?