Thread: Queen Zukin's Dream Journal

Originally Posted by KestrelKat

Oh my god. You are my vampire Queen, babe. Totes. OMG that dream... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Both bae <3

rabid kestrel

Kestrel was rabidly slashing peoples tires and I was trying to get her to stop.

song 13

I keep having so many dreams about this, but I also keep forgetting about them. In the dream, my sister sent me a CD and the 13th track is a really awesome song. In the dream I am always trying to find this song again but I can't.

okay I haven't updated in a few days so here is a conglomeration of the past few night's dreams in a somewhat relative order

disintegrated

I was walking home and I was having trouble walking. I kept flying in the air as I was trying to walk. This caused me to do a reality check and I discovered that I was dreaming. I flew into the air but the dream quickly disintegrated.

monkey love

My co-op house decided that we were going to get a mother and baby chimpanzee. They were the cutest things ever. The baby chimpanzee would cling to your arm like a koala. I also discovered a room where people were storing their pets. I hadn't realized how many pets we had altogether. They were really restrained and I thought this was not OK so I let some loose haha.

in the void

I was walking with a group of friends down the street when, once again, I had problems walking. I was trying really hard to prevent myself from flying up in the air as I walked, and I realized that because of this, it was probably a dream. I did a reality check to confirm, but as soon as I confirmed, I found myself in a black void. I could see my arms and legs and stuff, but everything around me was pitch black. I flew around in this void for several seconds, wondering if I was inbetween awake and sleeping, since this black void was really weird. I tried to summon items or make myself teleport somewhere, but nothing worked. I kept swimming in the black void for a minute or so though when you are swimming in the black void..since it's pitch black it feels like you aren't moving at all so I got frustrated and woke up. I really need to check to ToTM so I have something to actually do for once haha

no showering at pharmacy school

I was with Ginger and another friend. We were biking to the pharmacy school that I am going to be going to soon. I had biked there in a robe and planned to take a shower there. When I got there I was disappointed to find out that they only allowed people to shower from the hours of 2:30pm to 4:30pm. They had really interesting/long/dark/spooky bathrooms that I am pretty sure that I have dreamed about before...

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night (~4 hrs) but I still managed a lucid.

Mitromerites

I was in the library doing some research for a paper that I had to write about a class of chemical substances called mitromerites. I found a reference diorama in the library about these compounds. It had real rock version examples and went into how its special molecular composition affected how it was used as a pendulum (like a double pendulum). I took a small rock sample and ate it. And then hoped to god it wasn't radioactive or something.

I layed down somewhere and took a nap. In the dream, I dreamed that I was in my backyard and again having trouble with walking normally - which caused me to do a reality check and become lucid. I didn't expect to have a lucid dream tonight on such a small amount of sleep, so I hadn't checked the ToTM or had any ideas gathered up. Cause I'm a total nerd and wanted to continue with the physics theme of this dream, I decided to test out some dream physics. I flew about twenty feet into the air and dropped a penny and myself, to see which would hit the ground faster/first. The penny cheated. After falling about ten feet, it hovered in the air and flew upwards. Way to go, ruining my science. I got my penny back but the rascal didn't want to play fair and was buzzing everywhere. I got frustrated and flew into the ground. The ground made a BANG when I hit it and I blew up. There was a patch of smoldering, burned grass where I had crash landed. Haha.

I FA'd back into the previous dream. I realized that I had a class I needed to go to soon and needed to return the mitromerite sample. I walked around the library trying to find where I had found this thing. The library was very ancient looking and had a mosaic ceiling. I eventually got the help of a chemistry teacher to show me where to put this stupid rock at.

Back in the bathroom

I was in the same bathroom as I had been in, in the last post's dream about the pharmacy school bathroom. I don't remember a whole lot though, just that I was definitely in that bathroom.

On Kestrel's computer because I forgot my computer charger I can't use macs worth shit so I give up on fixing the color on this one.

Beautiful Tree

I was in a chemistry course that I had taken last semester. We had a quiz and I hadn't prepared well enough. I sat down at the table and looked around and wondered...why are we here? It's the middle of summer and we had our final exam a month ago.

I looked to one of my peers and asked, "why are we here? It's the middle of summer?"

She responded, "because this is an additional course for students who wanted to learn more this summer."

"Damn, those would have to be some dedicated students," I thought, already realizing that this was probably a dream. I did a reality check - my fingers were all buldgy so yeah - dreaming. I think I woke up here? Not sure but I was in the same class and still had a hunch that I was dreaming. Kestrel was in this class too. When the class let out, I told Kestrel that we were dreaming.

I wanted to do the ToTM which involved the mirror, so I found a women's bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror and watched myself age into a middle aged woman. I had a bunch of scars on my face. I thought my middle-aged self could probably pass for the real thing if it weren't for all of the scars. I started noticing that there were a lot of people coming in and out of the bathroom now. Their reflections were distorted. Kestrel popped up behind one of them and asked me what I was doing. I explained to her that I was doing that ToTM. She looked into the mirror. I looked into the mirror at her reflection and suddenly two of her appeared. I looked back at her and she had a twin! I told Kestrel and her twin that I was leaving to go outside, because I was bored of this mirror.

Kestrel and I walked outside into the main campus diag area. There are a lot of tall trees there normally, and in the dream their height and beauty was amplified. I told Kestrel that I wanted to go on an adventure. She smiled and told me that I should go on my merry way, because she wasn't ready for one apparently and just wanted to chill out with the other students.

I flew into the air and landed on a branch of one of the very tall trees. The branches seemed larger than the trunk itself. I walked barefoot on the branch. It was covered in moss. I noticed how ants were crawling around on the branches. A lot of ants. I flew to a higher, skinnier branch. I walked along the long branch and felt as if I were a tight rope walker. I was so happy and I wondered why no one did this in real life. I felt like I was in a tree from the alien world of Avatar. I flew to a higher branch and sat down on it. I was super-lucid and everything was extremely vivid. I appreciated the changing nature of dreams. It reminded me of a set of paintings that I had seen on the internet about dreams and how every time you looked back something had already changed. I found cute notes in the trees and saw a couple sitting in an adjacent tree at about the same height as me. The dream was so vivid that I was almost afraid of heights again. It was great.

King Cleos

I was driving with Kes on the highway. We were driving on a weird floatation device that was really uncomfortable. And we totally accidentally hit a biker. And his guys went everywhere, And then we hit a car and our guts went spilling from out bodies and the angel of death or someone who looks like Maleficent showed up and made this horrible screeching noise.

This dream somehow lead to me being in a shop at the mall. I realized that I was dreaming again. The clerk gave me a magical...thing. It was the shape of a playing card but bigger. It was made of bronze and had gears which operated small clock hands. It looked super steampunk. On the front it read KING CLEOS. The clerk told me that I needed to find him and he would tell me about the properties of this thing.

Having nothing better to do - and also pretty interested now in what the king would say - I went out to the main hall of the mall and called out for King Cleos. He appeared with another king. He was about seven feet tall and was wearing a traditional, mostly blue, king's outfit.

"Are you King Cleos?" I asked.

"That I am. How can I be of service to you?"

"I have this card shaped item here, and I was told that you could tell me what it is?" I answered and handed it to him.

"Oh, yes. I have been looking for this. The bronze gears on the front operate the clock hands, which will always point you to where you need to go."

"What do you mean, where I need to go?"

"They will point you to the direction of your next adventure - where you will need to be clever and cunning. It can be yours, if you want, but be warned that it will take you across the universe if you let it," he flipped the card over to reveal a small painting on the back. The painting looked like the Creation of Adam painting, but with different layers and different entities painted. He pointed to a black whispy thing at the top and said, "this, here, is called the Other Elf. It represents the darker aspects of the universe. The back whisp on the bottom is called Charlie's Memories."

"...Charlie's Memories?" I asked. That was a strange name for an elf. With a wave of his hand, the picture transformed, and I could see that the top half of the painting was actually a metaphor for memories.

"Would you like to keep it?" King Cleos asked.

"Sure."

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through the mall.

I false awakened in my room. It was REALLY windy. I did a reality check and confirmed that I was dreaming. The entire house was flooded with wind. I walked through the hallways and downstairs, ignoring DC's who were trying to capture my attention. When I came downstairs, I saw giant clouds in our dining room. The dining room had been painted black and there were weird alien planets. I actually really wanted to wake up at this point, so I flew through a window and tl;dr had sex with a violinist (I'm running out of time to type the rest of this in detail lol)

Zombie Invasion

I was living in a refurbished train car, still connected to the others (who also had families living there!) and on the tracks. I was with my siblings and we noticed that we were right near an airport and that something big must be about to happen because there were so many planes landing that there was almost no more room on the landing strip for them. As we watched all of these airplanes coming in, we saw a smaller one that didn't have any room on the tarmac to land. It hit a power line and sparks started flying. It started to lose control and then crashed into a factory and a huge fireball erupted from the crash site.

My siblings and I ran to our parents back in the train car. There was glass on the pavement and it was hurting my bare feet, so I decided to fly there instead. One of my siblings wittingly commented, "it must only be a dream, because you are flying!" I knew they were right, but I was too interested in the plotline of this dream to take control so I responded, "I fly when I want, bitch."

We explained to our parents what had happened outside. Suddenly, missiles were flying from the sky landing all around us. We could hear people from the other traincars screaming. My parents told us to take cover in the "basement," which was apparently my mother's lab (she was a scientist). The train car started jolting around as if it were about to move...and it did. All of the sudden, the train was moving at full speed. This was super bad. Because the rails hadn't been maintained in a very long time.

My father ushered us up to the second story of the train car, but my sister wanted to stay where she was. Unfortunately, we let her. We zoomed under a dark tunnel. In front of us were beams of steel. The steel beams tore through the middle of the train car where my sister was sitting and impaled her.

All of my family except my sister managed to survive, but something was really wrong. Some people were walking around dazed looking. We weren't really sure what was wrong with them...until they started eating people. We noticed that the people who were zombie-like had the geostigma, like in Final Fantasy 7. They had black-ish patches on their skin. We hid in our train car for awhile and noticed the progressing severity of their condition. A little while after initial infection, they're eyes seemed a little bit glossed over. Then, they felt the need to follow orders (not of humans). Quickly thereafter, they started screaming and screeching in pain as they needed human flesh to survive. This was the part where they lost all humanity.

Our little family found an abandoned apartment to hide in. We had an unfortunately large window which zombies kept smashing themselves into as they sensed our presence. We tried to fight off as many as we could, but they were difficult to kill. They were becoming more and more in number, since all you had to do was make physical contact with the zombie to get its infection.

I was out on the streets one day scavenging for food, when a Tardis-shaped/looking van appeared. The van was full of normal people, which was becoming increasingly rare. The driver told me to hop in and explained that he had a safe place we could all go. We picked up about thirty people in our crammed van. I noticed that some people on the streets were dressed in cult-like blue robes. These people would stare at us as we drove by.

When we entered the safe area, we saw that it consisted of about three or four houses on a street. There were no zombies and this was because people voluntariiy served as guards. They had large machine guns. They made us exit the van single-file and we had to stand still for several hours while we were examined. They wanted to see who was already infected. Those infected would start to twitch a little and their eyes would glaze over. When this happened, they were shot.

We started with thirty people and we ended up with about eight remaining.

They opened up the house for us and it was wonderful. For the first time in awhile we had electricity and running water. I even re-opened a pharmacy store so that the living people could get the medicine and things that they needed. About every half hour I would have to machine gun a zombie.

We lived there for a couple days before the zombies found us. We suspected that the cult-like people dressed in blue told the zombies where to find us. I managed to escape and was running along the street with an axe in my arm. I entered a university building, but it was probably the worst place I could have gone. The building was filled with really messed up zombies. Each room had something different. I saw a room that said "female genital mutilation zombies." I peeked in and the zombies were horrendous looking. They didn't even look human anymore. A zombie saw me and came after me. It was horrifying looking and very vivid. It had an inflated head of this guy:



But a body full of red claws. I was hovering a little bit, which caused me to become briefly lucid again. I was a bit terrified looking at this thing and wondered if I should just fly away or not. I remembered though that last night before bed I had been doubting that my imagination could produce such a creature, so I had to give it a moments appreciation and fight it with my axe. I woke up shortly thereafter, but fell back asleep into the same dream.

I was now in a cellar full of zombies. They were eating babies. I was spying on them, and noticed that there was an angel serving them and protecting them. Wtf?

I ran back out and somehow managed to fight my way back into my parent's abandoned apartment. They weren't there anymore, so I had to assume that they had been gotten. The zombies were bashing against the doors and windows now. I peered through the blinds of the window and saw a teenage boy zombie taking off the screen and unscrewing the window. FUCK. I quickly grabbed what weapons I could find - a knife and a hammer. He came in through the window hole and I tried to attack but was experiencing some weird fatigue in my arms. I managed to overcome this and went to town with killing him, but I accidentally touched him. I hoped to god that I wouldn't contract the infection.

A few minutes after, I noticed another zombie at my window. She looked to be around 16 years old and had short black hair. She had a pale white face and was red around the eyes. She didn't try to attack me though, and just simply stood there and watched. I realized from before, when I was watching an angel feed the zombies in the cellar, that there were weird angels that took care of the zombies. She wasn't attacking me and she had a strange presence, so I asked her if she was an angel. She nodded. I knew what that meant - I was a zombie now. I wanted to retain my awareness and humanity. She said that she would watch over me and put the window frame back on.

I woke up, and fell back into the same dream. This time, I was overlooking the city. We were 60 or 70 years into the future now and the zombie infection had been mostly cured except for a few houses/apartments that had been quarantined. I was a zombie still trapped in a quarantined house. I had been living and trapped there all of this time, trying to maintain my humanity while the rest of the world carried on. I hadn't aged. My angel would still come to visit me, but I was so lonely I often begged for her to stay longer but she never did.

One day, I heard a commotion at the entrance of the house. I looked through the window and saw that people were getting out of a black car. A grandson was helping his grandfather, who was in a wheelchair, up the stairs leading to the doorway.

They opened the door.

I recognized the grandfather by the similarity of he grandson. He looked almost exactly as a housemate of mine. He was now old and in a wheelchair, coming back to visit the house that he spent a portion of his life in. I saw him and yelled out his name and asked him to take me with him but he couldn't. I wanted hm to stay, or visit longer, or something, but they left after 15 minutes. I was crying because I would have to spend the rest of eternity trapped in this house.

I had to type this up at the library. Will be glad to have access to my own computer again on Thursday.

Sangria Popsicles
My mother, aunt, father, and I were eating at a restaurant and somehow we accidentally ordered four extra glasses of sangria. I told my mother that I would take them home and make popsicles out of them (is that even possible?). When we got home, I looked for the popsicle mold and discovered…ironically, that there were old desserts stuck in the compartments covered with mold. I was really determined to make these sangria popsicles, so I one-by-one took out the frozen, moldy remnants of desserts past. And unfortunately, I also ate one. And it was freaking terrifying. Because these things were COVERED in mold. Also, I saw a spider.

Kestrel in a Field
I was walking with Kestrel through a field. She was being mean and said that I was walking weird. And by that, I mean she was actually being a really nice dream character and trying to hint that I was flying-walking again, and that I should have noticed that I was dreaming. But I didn’t.
Kestrel told me that she had had a bake sale in the middle of this field. She had been selling donuts and cookies. It was almost evening so I was helping her pick up the remnants and left overs. She had also been randomly watching over children in the field. Kestrel had to brb somewhere, so I was left watching over the children while cleaning up the bake sale stand.
A child became scared of something in the forest. I went over to him and he pointed to a fox among where the other children were playing. I knew that woodland foxes wouldn’t attack children this big, but I comforted the child anyways.
The children also helped to pick up Kestrel’s boxes and we started walking to her old apartment. I had a lot of trouble walking again, though, since I couldn’t keep my feet on the ground.

Hungry Kiosks
An addition to our co-op house was built. To get inside, you had to walk down a street and try to slip by neon, hungry kiosks that wanted to eat your energy. They had giant hands that would reach after you, but they were pretty easy to avoid. You would then enter another room and go up the stairs, where you could hear the hungry kiosks trying to persuade and lie to you so that they could eat you. Once you made it past that, though, you found yourself in a basement full of hundreds and hundreds of different types of instruments. There were also free shirts which had different nerdy prints on them.
In the middle of the room were a few round tables, where a housemate that I know and a new housemate sat. I overheard the older housemate telling the new one that they were going to start psychologically and physically examining the housemates to make sure that none of us were ‘crazy.’
Later, I was walking down the street when it was my turned to be examined for craziness. I refused and they chased after me, but I managed to slip away. They constructed a huge neon green robot to chase after me, which was kind of scary, and probably a lot more effort than it was worth.

I think I was too hungover to dream on Tuesday night and didn't sleep at all last night.

So. Freaking. Tired. I should have got four hours of sleep but they were full of thought-mares instead. I realized though a good analogy to explain them. They are the opposite of dreaming. When you are dreaming you don't know you're asleep, but when you're thought-maring you don't know you're awake. It's like being perpetually stuck in that transition between nonsensical thoughts and sleep. So exhausting.

I literally just spent fifteen seconds looking at a " : " trying to figure out how to delete the top period. I need to sleep.

The Medium

I was outside at dusk at a park. I was sitting on a picnic bench with a bunch of other people. A girl next to me saw the necklace that I was wearing, which looks like a ouija board piece. She became very quiet. I asked her why and her friend responded that she was a medium and my necklace had attracted unwanted spirits. I'm too lazy to type this dream so basically someone stole the necklace from me and tried to curse a demon to it, but halfway failed because I found them and took it away. But since I had done this, I was now cursed and a demon was going to hunt me down and kill me in some way or another. This happened later, when a gang of bullies walked down the street and started a knife fight. I somehow became lucid, but woke up...


optical illusion house

I DEILD'd from the previous dream while thinking about what one of the tasks of the month were. I remembered the house task where (if Kestrel told me correctly) you would find a house that represented you the best. I don't know if this task attempt counts because I really shortcutted my way to finding it, but I found myself in a really strange room.

Every floor tile in the room was painted with the same optical illusion, that looked like this:



Each tile was the same, each had a optical illusion circle of its own, and all of them were blowing my mind.

The walls were painted with more illusions and it was a pretty awesome place.



The colors in the room were really striking. At the end of the room was a sensei. I couldn't tell you anything outside of this room because my recall dropped from there. I think I left the room...but who knows.

take me to church

For some reason unbeknownst to me, I decided to go to church. The church had a big lecture hall. A teenage boy sat down next to me and kept staring. I heard people whisper that he had a friend that wanted to introduce him to me, but he jumped the gun. The boy kept getting closer and closer, and I had to break the news to him that not only did I already have a boyfriend, but also that I am almost a decade older than him.

don't smoke on the street

I was hanging out with a housemate of mine. We were smoking on the sidewalk of a city street. My friend suddenly looked really freaked out, and I peered behind the corner of a building to see what was up. A cop, of course.

The cop took us to a house where three other people were hanging out on the porch. They started questioning me if I had ever been in trouble with law enforcement before, if I did drugs, and what my future plans were. They then started singing about how drug use ruined their life. It was really weird. One girl was singing about how she lost her baby to heroin use.

I false awakened in Kestrel's room. She had put two loft beds in her room now. She laughed and said that I had been singing in my sleep.

please leave my room

My mother was at my co-op house in my room. She told me that she was going to redo my room. I protested, but she immediately responded that she was going to redo my room how she wanted, and I had no say in the matter. I was reasonably pissed. Then, my mother decided that my pissage was a sign of insanity, so I was put in an insane asylum. In the asylum, they forced kids to dance and then were beaten when they didn't comply. It wasn't even a good dance, it consisted of like three or four different steps and then repeated itself.

Dylan?

I don't remember the first half of this dream, but I was riding in a pick up truck with a guy named Dylan. We got out in the middle of a parking lot so that he could dispose of his coca cola can in a dumpster. He threw it too hard into the dumpster and it bounced back out. He picked it up again and threw it into another, which totally made it blow up. He was standing in the parking lot now, and I had decided to hover around a little bit.

"Are you flying?" He asked.

"Yep!" I exclaimed.

"Are you lucid?" He asked. Now I was! I have the sweetest dream characters.

I flew around for a few minutes before getting bored and decided to spice it up with Dylan. He took me back to his apartment and it got really weird. He had naked women chained up in his closet. I shrugged it off, cause whatever it was only a dream.

We were having sex but he was getting all religious about it and saying weird things. I really wished this DC would just shut up already. Of course, I woke up before we finished. Booo.

space man

I was in my old room at my parents house. I looked out the window and saw a space man hovering outside looking back at me. He told me that he was part of a new space program and that they were testing out jet packs.

drugged

I was really high, but I didn't know why. I tried to go outside but I couldn't stand up anymore. It was really annoying.

I slept awesomely good last night but remembered no dreams.

oh god, no, please

I false awakened and came downstairs to see my sister with my parents in the kitchen. IRL we have just returned from a nightmare trip visiting my sister, who is a nightmare. I couldn't believe that she was living with my parents again. I almost shit my pants. I realized, or at least really really hoped that this couldn't be reality - so I did a reality check - I was dreaming! I keep forgetting to do my next task HAHA so I flew out the window and was like...OK wtf should I do? But I didn't last long and woke up.

Seriously, this sucks

I was at a bachelorette party with my sister, but we were still getting ready. She started criticizing and belittling everything about me. I had had enough of this and left. Fuck that, seriously. I was on my college campus and it was raining. I saw a bunch of tents around a DJ and joined the people inside the tents, hiding from her.

Pandora's Box

My mother and I decided to take a chemistry test at my old highschool. It was really easy, especially since it asked many questions on psychology instead of chemistry. When the test was over, I forgot to get back into the car with mom and realized that I would have to catch a bus home instead. I hadn't been here in forever and didn't know which bus to take. I went inside every bus and they were all so different in the interior. But each one told me that they weren't going anywhere close to where my house was.

I decided to just walk home, even though it would probably take me about five hours. I took out my phone, but saw that my phone screen was really messed up. Great, I would have to stop by a repair shop on the way home too, but I had no idea where one was.

I was still walking home, trying to find a phone repair shop - any! But I was having trouble walking again. I kept flying up into the air, when I just wanted to walk. I thought to myself, this couldn't be a dream, could it? This has been such a shitty day, it would be great if this was a dream. I flew into the air to check - yup. Unless I've gained awesome abilities IRL, I'm definitely dreaming.

OK - I wasn't going to forget again. Pandora's Box. Where are you?

I flew and zoomed across the dreamscape, with intent that whereever I was flying would lead me there. The landscape turned steampunk/post-apocalyptic. There were giant black towers and the horizon was red. I saw a huge cave system that looked something like the picture below (without the temples, and there was a river flowing through it). The walls of the cave were more smooth like the red caves in Utah.


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To my left, just as I was about to fly into the red cave with the river, I witnessed something semi-terrifying. There was a giant cliff/mountain thing and carved on it were huge Easter Island faces.



Seeing giant versions of these faces carved into a mountain side was just really unsettling.

I continued into the cave. There was a river flowing through it with a really high current. I spotted something in the water...what was that?

I flew towards it and it started shooting arrows at me! Meanie! It seemed to be some kind of steampunk ship, but it kind of reminded me of a dalek. The thing kept shooting arrows at me and I was getting annoyed, but then I remembered that hey...I'm the dreamer here! With a flick of my wrist I capsized the ship. That's what you get, meanies. They kept appearing at different areas of the river cave, but it made me feel more badass each time when I capsized them.

I flew through the remainder of the red cave river until I found myself at a final pool of water. The pool of water was surrounded on all three sides with steampunk metal walls. On the opposite side that I had come in on, there was a huge metal double door. The door was white with blue insignias. It looked as if it required some kind of ID/fingerprint to get in.

There were those little steampunk ships floating in the water, so I demanded that they let me in. And the weirdest thing happened. They opened. It was like witnessing a giant clam open. Tons of water fell out and I saw their gooey interior.

"We don't have hands," they said.

Fine. I'd have to get creative. I searched the room for vents and found exactly what I was looking for. I crawled through and found myself in a hallway looking similar to this, but narrower and steampunkier (more rusted and orange and red and stuff).



I walked through the hallways, wondering where I was going to find Pandora's Box and/or Pandora. As I turned the corner, I saw a blue female android. She was sitting on a couch.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I am Pandora."

I surveyed the area, and saw that next to her was a box. It looked like a necklace box. It was deep blue and in gold had a drawing of Zeus.

"Is that your box?" I asked.

"Yep. Take a look, if you want. Apparently you're not supposed to open it, but I have a billion times and nothing changes."

I picked up the blue cardboard necklace box and carefully opened it. Sitting on a thin layer of cotton was a pink quartz stone. The stone had been chiseled to resemble the face of Zeus. On either side of the stone something else had been carved. I asked Pandora what it was, but she said that she didn't know. The stone had a really sickeningly sweet smell to it. Out of curiosity, I took out the cotton layer from the box as well. Underneath were a bunch of tiny pieces of metal. Some looked like drill bits, others looked like pieces of a necklace. There was one that was crescent moon shaped.

And then Joe, an old friend of mine, walked in with green hair. Pandora made a snide remark and I woke up.

dream from morning of 6/19

Oh so very forgetful

I don't remember the dream itself, but I remember the thought distinctly of becoming lucid and realizing that I hadn't done my research on the next Task of the Year that I wanted to do. I knew I was going to Hades, but I forgot who I was supposed to capture and hadn't read up on the myths on the internet yet. I don't remember what I did for the rest of the dream. I probably flew or something.



dream from morning of 6/20, didn't sleep well at night - dreams from a nap

The Cutest Turtle-Snail Duo

I was at my parents house and in the backyard I found a really cute turtle and on its back was a really cute snail. I brought the turtle-snail duo inside and they were completely inseparable.

At one point in REAL LIFE, Kestrel knocked on my door to wake me up from my nap, but I completely slept through it. In the dream, I was inside and heard a knocking on the door, so I thought it must have been the turtle-snail duo knocking to get back in the house. And indeed it was.

F+ and F-

I was sitting in class, what felt to be more like a highschool class, and our teacher was handing out our progress reports. As she was handing the reports out, she was talking about how the best student did versus how the worst student did. She said that the worst student got an F-, and as she said that she looked in my direction and handed me my progress report. I looked at it, and indeed I had an F- in a class.

My progress report was in German for some reason, which confused me even in the dream until I saw that I was taking two classes in German, therefore I assumed that they wanted to be fancy about it and type it up in German instead. The only class I was passing was a literature class. In my chemistry class I was just barely failing (with an F+). There was a comment section which read (though in German): can still pass with effort.

There was another class that was listed on my progress report that I hadn't been to in AGES/ever. My grade was F- and the comments read "no chance of passing grade." I was devastated to see this grade. I had kind of forgotten to go to this class since the beginning of the semester. I've been having a lot of dreams recently where I realize I am failing a class because I forgot I was even taking it. I wanted to ask the teacher if I could do extra credit to earn a passing grade, since this failing grade was seriously going to hinder my chances of pharmacy school. I don't think I ever got around to that, though.

I stayed after school with a few other peers to help our teacher organize, when I realized that I totally missed the bus. I didn't know how to get home (this seems to be a recurring theme?) and figured that I would have to walk home...even though it would take four or five hours.

so much cleaning

I am pretty sure I spent an entire dream just cleaning my parent's house.

The Boiler Room

I am 99.999999% sure that I have visited this room in another dream, maybe even thrice.

I was with somebody, and he/she was showing me and another person, possibly Kestrel, the boiler room. I added that there was another room connected to the boiler room that lead down to a creepy cave. We opened a door and had to duck uncomfortably under a lot of pipes while walking down stairs. After we got to the bottom of the stairs there was a door. When you opened the door, you found yourself in a massive cave. The first part of the cave was lit and had a pathway, but shortly thereafter it became dark.

In the dream, I remembered a previous dream where someone led me into the cave (I think it was James?...HAHAHA YES I FOUND IT. F$%$ YES TO HAVING A MASSIVE ASS DREAM JOURNAL) and I found the vast expansiveness terrifying. I warned my friend about it. We opened the door to the cave, and again I felt that dreadful feeling.

I wanted to leave. I promised myself that I would explore that cave another day.

Traveling again so dream recording might get wonky.

White Void

Kestrel and I were trying to sneak into a dining hall with invalid student cards. I told her that we should just at least try it and to my surprise we got in. I was so happy to be in a dining hall with unlimited food. After we got our food trays, we sat down at a table that looked like a picnic bench. We sat with some other people and started talking, when I realized that this didn't really make sense. I remembered that I was visiting my family in a different state, so it couldn't be possible that I was still on campus. I did a reality check and confirmed that I was dreaming. Honestly, I was a little bit bummed that I was dreaming because it meant that all of this delicious food wasn't real. Darn.

Before I got much further, the cafeteria background was literally stripped away from the dream. All that remained was our little picnic bench, sitting in a void of white. It was fascinating and weird.

DEILD fail

I woke up from the previous dream and decided to DEILD into another. My mind started playing amazing drum and bass and then started playing classical flute music. I thought that I saw my bed and my grandparent's room so I thought that I had failed and went back to bed.

Edward Sexy Hands

Edward Scissor Hands was at my parent's house.

on the road again

Kept having dreams that we were driving more, and would wake up surprised that I was actually sleeping.

untrusting

My father was driving the car and I was sitting in the backseat. It was snowy outside. I saw a billboard with my friend on it. I thought of a question about a video game I've been playing and decided to Yahoo Answers it on my phone. I tracked the location of the asker and we drove to her house to ask her what she had learned. I was surprised to find out that she lived where I used to live, but she didn't seem very trusting of us.

trees and moss

I was in a really dark forest and was having trouble walking without floating into the air. I realized this was a dreamsign and did a reality check. I had AGAIN forgotten to prepare my task so I had no idea what to do except fly around in the air. I remember clearly how cold the night time air was. I decided to make a head dive into the land and fell into a pit of dirty moss.

Kestrel had me try a lucid dreaming supplement to see how it affected me. It sort of worked? But it made me really nauseous, which lasted throughout the next day so I had to take a dramamine. I'll try it again probably on Wednesday or Thursday night

Oil Slick

My parents were driving and I was sitting in the backseat. Further up on the road we saw a truck crash and it spilled oil on the road everywhere. We tried to brake before we hit it but didn't make it. My mind took the 'slick' part literally, and we slid on the spill and crashed massively and probably fatally into a warehouse.

Galaxies

I realized I was dreaming, but I don't remember what happened before. I wanted to do the Dionysus ToTY, and I had imagined meeting him in a cloud. It was night time though. I tried to switch it to daytime but it didn't want to go. I flew in the air, hunting for a good cloud to land on but of course they were all too wispy. As I was flying I noticed how beautiful the nighttime sky was. I could see all of the stars and galaxies. Sorry not sorry this picture is huge, photobucket was being a dick.



Claymation

I woke up in bed from the previous dream and did a reality check - dreaming. I sat in bed for a moment and realized that there was a dancing claymation doll at the foot of my bed. It was wooden and would've been creepy AF if I wasn't lucid. It didn't have a face or any really defined features, just different colored wooden blocks for its appendages. It walked up to me so I hugged it.

Screen Window Fail

I woke up in bed again and did a reality check - dreaming. I looked out the window and it was a nice day, perfect for visiting Dionysus in the clouds. I attempted to fly through the window per usual, but this time my subconscious decided to give me sass and I had screen-window-vision. Thanks Subconscious. Thanks. For some reason I snapped back to my room as if I hadn't been flying at all and 'woke up.'

I'm too dizzy and tired for this shit

I woke up in bed yet again and did another reality check - dreaming. I wasn't feeling well now. I felt really nauseous and really tired. I was lucid but all I wanted to do was lay in bed. I knew that I could always just do the Dionysus task later, so I decided to stay in bed. I laid down and closed my eyes and thought to my self how strange it was to be sleeping in a dream. I remembered that this was something like one of the gates of dreaming described by Carlos Castaneda or dream yoga or something (I have been here for over six years, you would think I would know my terminology by now). It felt pretty nice actually. Like careless weightlessness.

WAY too sick for this shit.

I false awakened in bed again and did a reality check, except this time my hands looked normal. I was feeling really nauseous now, like I might throw up. I stayed in bed for a few minutes and started hallucinating toy dogs. I realized I needed to puke NOW so for some reason I ran to the kitchen and threw up EVERYWHERE. I really didn't feel well.

slept terribly last night. too many people in one hotel room.

rattle snake

I was outside at night. I was standing around a bush when I heard a rattle noise, and realized I must be near a rattle snake.

Jury Duty

I was serving jury duty with Kestrel. My chemistry professor and my demonology professor were the lawyers. Four guys were on trial, but I have no idea what for. For jury duty, we were required to take notes and present them to the lawyers. My chemistry professor/lawyer humiliated Kestrel by yelling at her, accusing her of bad note taking. She was then forced off of jury duty. The case was to last about a week and we had to go 8am to 5pm everyday without breaks.

farms for raves

A friend of a friend invited me to go to a 'rave' which really turned out to be just a generic dance club. This friend of a friend was really crazy. She kept talking about how fun cocaine was. I was surprised that my friend liked this girl, cause I was finding her really annoying.

When we arrived at the dance club, I recognized that I had been there before. What I didn't realize was that I had been there IN ANOTHER DREAM a year or so ago. I am sure of this, since I remember the weird zigzagging glass ceiling/second story that people could dance on.

Off to the side of the club was a farm. A legit farm whose purpose was to help women meet men. If a girl wanted a relationship, then she would enter on the left hand side of the farm that was mazey looking. If she just wanted to hook up, then she would enter on the right hand side, where it was just open fields. The main complaint that I heard though was that men would just screw women over by entering on the left hand side and seducing/lying to an impressionable female to get in her pants.

thirsty DEILD hell and the longest DEILD chain I've ever had. I'm sorry, Ginger, if you ever read this. We've been apart for a week now and a girl has her needs...

WalMart's new policies

I was in the car with a bunch of my fellow housemates, including Kestrel and Ginger. I was asleep in the back seat when we pulled up to WalMart. My friend needed to go in to buy a TV and I followed her in because I had nothing better to do. When I tried to leave, they pulled me aside and said that they had a new policy in which they had to search every customer upon exit. I was pissed, and got even more pissed when they said that they were now going to run a test in which they measured how often I shaved my back. WTF. I told them that I had never shaved my back before, but they didn't care. I told them to piss off and the manager came, and he fired some employees because they went too far. My friend left with her TV and winked at me as she snuck by the employees, avoiding altogether getting searched cause they were too busy with me.

I managed to finally exit the store and waited on the patio for my friend. I had a stick in my hand and started dancing around with the stick, hovering in the air and swinging it around me liked a skilled baton twirler. I realized that I could never do this in real life, mostly because real life physics wouldn't allow me to hover. I decided that I was probably dreaming, and began my quest on searching for a sexy Dionysus.

Because I'm batshit insane and I still had the stick in my hand, I decided I would ride on the stick like a witch with a broom, except I would have been the LAMEST WITCH EVER riding on a broken ass broom. But whatever, I felt cool.

There were lots of clouds to choose from today, except I was having the worst time trying to land on one. It's as if my flying skills became MAX HARDCORE but my landing skills became absolutely...nonexistent. I kept totally missing the clouds and dive-bombing into the ground kamikaze style.



Fuck this, I'm a dragon.

I think I DEILD'd from the previous dream. I was in my parents' backyard and I was determined to land on a freaking cloud. I wanted it to be fuzzy and cottony and wonderful, dammit. But my subconscious was giving me sass, making it hard to even jump and land.

The sky was clear so I summoned a cloud. But got a mattress.

Whatever. This would have to do. All I wanted to do right now was restore my faith in my ability to jump and then return to the ground. I tried a few times before I got it. I then summoned some real clouds and flew to them and I managed a landing...and fell straight through them. Jesus Christ.

I landed on the ground and noticed that there were little miniature people running away from me. LOL. Fuck this, I'm a dragon.

I ravaged their lands with my dark purple claws and laughed as they ran away in fear. Even the ogres ran away. MWAHAHAHA.

The landscape turned red and I realized I was in Hades, but I was a couple thousand times too big to complete the Hades task, so I decided to keep ravaging instead.

Now that I was in Hades, everything had changed. Instead of humans, ogres, and giants, there were monsters and people being tortured. I pulled up a GIANT fish from the water. The fish consisted only of bones, and on its head it wore some kind of torture device that reminded me of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill. It swam in a lake of blood. Nice.



death trap

I was in a large industrial complex with a team of six or seven other people. There was another team out to kill us. I watched as an opponent built a huge death trap. She had made a large two-story scaffold that would begin rolling when someone stepped in the trap. The victim would be distracted by movement from their peripheral vision from the opposite direction and would be squashed when the scaffold crushed them. I saw two of my team mates die this way. Ironically, we were the one wearing the bloody aprons so we may have been the bad guys, actually.



Cemetery Lyfe

I DEILD'd from the previous dream and woke up in my father's bedroom. I got up out of bed and looked out the window. The entire backyard looked like a cemetery. Even our house looked like a giant mausoleum. It was really beautiful, but creepy. It extended to our neighbors' houses and yards. It looked almost mythical.



Cemetery lyfe 2

I DEILD'd from the previous dream and woke up again in my father's bedroom. The windows were slightly different. They had small square panes in them. I went to the window and looked out again, and everything was still gothic looking. I wanted to explore so I flew through the window and flew around a bit.



Knives

I DEILD'd and 'woke up' AGAIN in my father's bed. I felt really drowsy this time, like the bed had a magnetic pull. I got myself out of bed, did a reality check to confirm, and noticed a large pile of knives laying across the room. All of the knives were made of brass. They all looked badass enough to slay a demon with. There was a knife that had a large (~a foot) cross on it. The bottom of the cross then became a blade. It looked neat, but completely inefficient. I chose a smaller knife that I decided would be able to cut through anything and decided to try it out on the window.

As soon as I touched the knife to the window, the window cracked, broke, and fell in pieces to the floor. There were red curtains on the window, and I made tears in them too because why not, and this knife was cool.




Punter

I DEILD'd from the previous dream and yet again woke up in my father's bedroom. I was feeling super 'thirsty' and decided to go see who my options were. I went downstairs to the kitchen and found a whole new family living there as well. I spotted a decent looking young man.

"Hey, what's your name?" I asked as flirtatiously as I could.

"Punter," he replied. I wasn't sure what he said at first. Punter? Did he mean Gunther?

"Come again?"

"Punter," he said again and smiled. Whatever. I wasn't going to be picky about names.

"Wanna have sex?" I asked bluntly. He smiled.

We started doing it on the floor when the entire family walked in. OMG. Instead of being disgusted, they started cheering and asking who could go next LOL. It was a huge clusterfuck. But I woke up before it got too good.



The Clothesman

I DEILD'd again from the previous dream and cursed to myself that the dream didn't last longer. I had again woken up in my father's bedroom (to clarify, this isn't some weird Freud fetish. I'm staying at my grandparents' house right now and the room I'm staying in is similar to my dad's, so my subconscious is getting confused). I wasn't about to give up on my quest to get un-thirsty.

I opened the door from the bedroom and standing immediately on the other side was a man holding a bunch of clothes on hangers. He wasn't too old and looked decent enough, so I invited him downstairs to you-know-what. He looked really nervous and first I assumed it was because he was a maid/butler/something (he was also dressed in a tuxedo) and had work to do. I assured him that the clothes didn't matter, but that didn't ease his nervousness. I realized, only when we started getting it on, that he was a virgin as he didn't know what to do with himself. I tried to help, but to no ease. Fuck you, subconscious.



The Neighbor's House

I DEILD'd from the last dream and woke up in the same place again. I felt as if I was really starting to exhaust my options here, so I flew to the neighbors house. It looked really dark inside. I flew through the window. None of the lights were on, but people were standing in the dark. It was really unnerving, so I left. Not sure what I did after that.



The Soft Man

I DEILD'd again but this time woke up in an apartment complex. I walked out to the balcony, and saw that I was probably on the seventh or eighth floor. I looked around and saw a man on the balcony below me. I dropped down to him. He looked really weird. He looked like a Sim in 3D. I touched his hand and at first I couldn't feel him, but slowly was able to. He felt unnaturally soft. Really unnaturally soft. I woke up while feeling his softness. I don't think I would have gone for him anyways, he was too unnatural looking.



The Priest

I DEILD'd again from the last dream. I was now really confident in my DEILD'ing abilties and knew exactly when I start moving around even if no image had appeared yet. YAY. At least something good came from being thirsty. Speaking of that, I still wasn't about to give up (but maybe soon, I kept 'waking' up really drowsy). I left the house. It was snowy outside. I walked down the street a little and saw a priest walking with his wife. I walked up to him and started talking to him.

"Won't your wife mind if we start getting it on right here?" I asked him.

"Ha! She's deaf and blind. She'd never know the difference!" He laughed. Oh my. I heard a choir singing in the church next to us and felt myself waking up again. I just decided to give up the man-hunt for now and just chill.



Body Jewelry

DEILD'd again from the last dream and woke up in the same bedroom. I was getting frustrated about how my dreams kept getting cut short. I knew that it was partly caused by the fact that I am always compulsively thinking about how I'm asleep in bed right now (hence my high level of lucidity), so I decided to try focusing on something else. Kestrel was nearby and there was a display case full of body jewelry. I looked inside it. There were pieces of all different sizes and colors. I focused my attention to one that looked like a small penny with President Lincoln on it. I looked away and then back, and the figure on the penny had become a pirate. I did so again and he became George Washington. Kestrel took my attention away from the display case, but I forgot what happened afterward.



fall weather

I DEILD'd again and woke up in the same bedroom. I was getting really tired now. Not just of DEILD'ing repeatedly, but I was getting literally exhausted and wanted to stay in bed. I'm not sure if it was because of Kestrel's supplement that I took, or because I had so much 'awake' activity in my dreams. I literally dragged myself out of bed and went downstairs and into the front yard. It was windy and the leaves were falling off of the trees. I heard some commotion in the distance, which sounded like fireworks. I heard the voice of an older woman calling my name. I turned around and saw her sitting on a large rock in the flower garden. She asked me why I wasn't wearing my winter coat.

"Well, I don't feel awfully cold," I responded. I looked down at what I was wearing. I had on a flowy red shirt and gray sweatpants that flared at the leg.

Trying to write this having a bit too much to drink D:

Moon Bus(Van)

I was on the highway with my mother and father in a van. I was sitting in the back middle seat when I realized that I was dreaming. I decided this was a great opportunity to go to the moon, for whatever reason. I launched the car off of the highway and it was awesome. I usually fly into space with just my own body, so this wasm pretty different. A lot less rocky and bumpy. And pretty cool. And for a moment I shedded a tear because it reminded me of Nomad's Moon Bus . Miss you Nomad! It was awesome driving to the moon instead of flying, except then I hit a giant tower because I can't drive worth shit and we died.

The Lonely Galaxy

My "family" and I lived in a galaxy at the corner of the universe. We decided that we wanted to go visit another galaxy in the center of the universe. Because our galaxy was so out of the way of all of the other galaxies, our galaxy was called "The Lonely Galaxy." So we space ship traveled to a center galaxy and in the process we did some Interstellar shit and went into the future exactly triptillion years. I went to a party in the center galaxy that looked like the rich people from Hunger Games and we did shots and stuff. I discovered that the people from the planet got a "Mentor" when they were around 11 or 12 or something. The "Mentor" was some mythological being and it wasn't always good. I remember watching the dream video footage from a little girl who was being haunted in her dreams from her Mentor. He was kind of evil. He looked like some kind of ice god. I really wanted a mentor, and was jealous of the people of this world.

My "family" and I stayed on this planet long enough that I got some street cred and got a mentor of my own. Except he was skyscraper-tall and looked like the iron man. My "family" and I were about to go back to our home galaxy in our old ass spaceship, but my mentor gave us a new spaceship cause apprently our spaceship wouldm take 450 years to get back to our home planet. I think I'm geetting drunker shit. So he gave us a new spaceship and also wanted to show us our "place" in the universe. Like one of those maps that shows you how small you are in the universe kind of. So he showed us our place in the universe. Our galaxy was located in a grocery store which was cool. But then he showed us that our galaxy was a fruit cup. Which I promise to you would be a lot more better if I wasn't drunk while writing this I''m sorry.

Slippery Mountain

Kestrel and I had been apparently camping on a mountain which I have no recollection of but I did remember in the beginnning of the dream. So we were evacuating the mountain and soooo many people were leaving. The mountain had dried ice which was super slippery and people were dying but that was OK because they made a fence so less people died. We escaped the mountain and so did lots of dogs.

Stanley Kubrick's dream

I was at my parents' house and their bathroom had flooded. The bathroom was at least two inches deep in water and I was trying to plunge the toilet, but I only made the situation worse. I resorted to trying to dump the water out of the bathroom outside so it didn't damage the floor, but then my father began yelling at me for wasting water. I flew up into the air, and because of this realized I was dreaming. Some weird ass music was playing, exactly like some music from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining except Cracked.com's version was closer:



Regardless, it was bone breakingly creepy. I thought it would be fun to fly to the moon but when I got there I discovered it was 2D, like a sign floating in the air. Made even creepier by that background music. My subconscious must not have been happy that morning. Eventhe clouds were weird and looked like something in minecraft. It was unsettling. And it was dark and weird outside. I kept flying and people started screaming and stuff.
I FA'd and 'woke up' on the roof of my parents' house. I took a cloud down to get off the roof and didn't bother to reality check.

July 8th - no recall

July 9th

Ginger Flies

Ginger and I were getting it on when I realized that I didn't remember how we got here, and also why we were doing it with our clothes on.

"Something ain't right," I thought. I also noticed some weird ass green goo on Ginger's shoulder. I stopped and did a reality check and felt silly doing it in front of Ginger, and felt even sillier saying out loud, "I think I'm dreaming!"

I decided to fly, because always why not. I told Ginger what we should do, and he said that he knew of a really great way out of the house in a different housemate's room. I insisted that we could just jump out of/walk through our window, but decided to follow him. When we got to our housemate's room, I looked out the window and noticed that our house was conjoined to a church. This was an even worse way to get outside of the house!

I made him go first, since I didn't want my subconscious to make him disappear. I watched him fly out of the window and he crashed into a building. I laughed and flew over to him, where I decided to take advantage of him. And it was awesome.

Bernie Sanders

I was resting in bed with Ginger. I was trying to fall asleep and take off my glasses, but they kept reappearing on my face. I was getting pretty freaked out since this wouldn't stop and I had removed enough glasses from my face that they were starting to pile up. Ginger woke up and also started having the same problem.

We heard a knock on our door. It opened and Bernie Sanders appeared. He told us that he was responsible for this freakish supernatural thing and that he was doing it because we were living in sin. Thanks Bernie.

The Dolphin Man

My parents and I were staying at a very fancy hotel. Apparently, my dad was close friends with the owner of the hotel and his wife. In the basement, they had a very large pool where they placed various aquatic creatures. At one point, there were dolphins. A dolphin kept nudging me and I rode on its back haha.

Later when we were out on the town, my dad gets a message that his friend, the owner of the hotel, has killed his wife. I'm starting to think that this might not be a good hotel to stay at, but my dad persists. Later, we get another next that the owner of the hotel has also killed someone who works in his kitchen.

Looking for the Right Room

I had another dream in which I was walking around with my mother. We were trying to find the hotel room that we would be staying at, but to no avail. I was mostly just following her through this dream.

At one point, my mom was longboarding through the parking lot, trying to get to a different hotel building. I asked her why she was longboarding and suddenly someone behind me remarks, "because I love to!" He was asian and looked to be in his lower twenties. He scared me, since I didn't realize he had been behind me. I kept seeing this guy in different parts of my dream. Sometimes he would be walking into the hotel with a date, or having a conversation in another building.

July 10

Breaking In

I was with some of my housemates, including Ginger. We were walking back and fourth between two different houses. I was having trouble staying on the ground while walking, which is my dreamsign. I did a reality check - dreaming. I flew briefly when I got the notion that maybe it would be fun to break into people's houses and see what/who was inside. The first house I stopped at was a pale color. The neighborhood looked familiar, and I realized that I had been there in a previous dream. I walked up to the window and looked inside before walking through the door. The house was empty. Boring. I called out for someone. Finally, I came across a blonde teenage girl. Looking to get a reaction, I told her that there was an intruder in her house. She pulled a knife out and started looking for him. I flew out of the house and into a new one. I landed in a teenage boy's bedroom. I chatted and stuff with him for a good while, since I could feel that he had real energy. That was pretty cool. No idea who this kid was, though.

I woke up and tried to DEILD but failed and fell into a non-lucid in which the boy I visited previously had been murdered, and I was trying to find out who his killer was.

scrabble dream

I was playing scrabble with my neighbor in the middle of the street. A huge storm was brewing on the horizon. All of the neighborhood kids were freaking out about it.

Finding Dionysus

I was at my grandparent's house when I realized I was dreaming as I was again having trouble staying on the ground while walking. I couldn't believe I was dreaming at first. It had been such a LONG day. We had spent the entire day cooking a meal for my grandmother. I was even more horrified upon the realization that I couldn't remember WHEN I had last gone to sleep. I remembered that I had gone to bed last night - but there was no way in high hell that I could STILL possibly be asleep. It had felt like WAY too much time had passed.

I shrugged my shoulders and decided to find Dionysus for the ToTY. I looked out the window. It was night time outside. I turned around and looked out the window again, expecting Dionysus to be there. Nope. I tried again and a chest of drawers appeared. Also not exactly what I was looking for. I tried looking out the front door. An alligator appeared. NOPE. I hate alligators. I gave up and decided to fly to Dionysus instead.

I flew across some farm land before seeing people partying on the flattened roof of a silo. There was a farmhouse nearby. I landed on the top of the flattened roof of the silo and asked the party goers if any of them knew where I could find Dionysus.

Two party goers came up to me claiming that they were Dionysus.

"Gods can shape shift," I remarked, "so if you are Dionysus prove it to me by shape shifting!"

One of the guys frowned and solemnly sulked away. The other winked and began shifting into a creepy volcanic creature.

"That's enough!! I get it!!" I yelled out, slightly frightened. He smiled.

"So what do you want from me, mortal?" Dionysus asked. Dionysus was hot. He had dark skin and a very muscular build.

"I challenge you to a drinking contest!" I exclaimed.

"With what? That half empty bottle of wine?" He added, pointing his eyes to the wine bottle I had brought with me from my grandparent's house, "We can do better than that, now."

I woke up...

Dionysus's Sex Dungeon

I DEILD'd back into a dream from the last one. I was standing in the kitchen when I heard my phone vibrate. I checked it - Dionysus had texted me! He told me he was waiting for me in the farmhouse by the silo.

I flew out of the house and looked for the silo and farmhouse. I was ultimately relieved when I found it in its exact same condition as before. Nothing had changed.

I landed on the ground and saw many mythical creatures running about. They were fighting with each other as if they were training for battle.

After observing all of the creatures, I walked inside the farmhouse and my breath was taken away. Dionysus had a sex dungeon.

The room was very basic. Wooden planks for walls and hay on the floor. To my immediate right were bottles of vodka. To my immediate left was a tied up girl. There were other people in the room, probably his servants as they seemed to be helping Dionysus.

This next part might come off as a break in my lucidity - but let me just remind you - Dionysus was hot.

He motioned for me to get on the ground next to the girl. I did as I was told. As he went at it with the other tied up girl, his servants began taking off my clothes and tying me up. Sexual tension was building. As he finished with the other girl, he looked over at me like a piece of steak. He got up and hovered over me.

"Wait!" I yelled, "we still have to have a drinking contest!!!"

Dionysus paused for a moment and added SO CHEEKILY, "By the looks of it, I think I've already won."

OMG. DAMN YOU DIONYSUS.

I may have gotten to see Dionysus's sexy hot naked body, but I woke up right before anything happened.

So...I lost against Dionysus in a drinking contest because of my distractability to hot men. But I will find Dionysus again. And I will prevail.


another stupid school bus dream

I keep having this nearly exact same dream, but usually forgetting to write them down since they are so insignificant and easy to forget. In the dream, it was again the end of a highschool school day, and again I realized that I had no means of getting home, because yet again I had forgotten that the buses stopped going to my street. And AGAIN I tried to run out to the school buses before they left the parking lot and again most had left before I got there.

I hopped on a random bus, hoping it would take me at least a little bit closer to my neighborhood, since it would be a five hour walk or something. I saw Kestrel on the bus and asked her if the bus actually went across the state to her hometown.

"Nah," she replied, "I'm going to the museum." Darn. I decided to get off the bus at the first stop, which was a library.

Orientation Day

It was orientation day at my pharmacy school. Everyone had driven up to my state instead to have lunch at my university. We talked and ate. There were a lot of know-it-alls there.


Snow Monster

I was walking back to my house from campus. It was really snowy. Students were having fun decorating their house with snow and lights. I witnessed two frat boys being scared by a girl and she chased them down the street. When I got to her house, I told a random boy behind me to watch out for her. We raced down the street.

Ginger High

This may have been a part of the last dream, not sure. I walked into our house to discover that my housemates were having a party. A massive party. I saw Ginger smoking pot, which came as a huge surprise to me as he has never done drugs.