his family
I had heard of a haunted area a few hours north of us and wanted to find out if some of my housemates wanted to visit there. Only one person did, and I was really surprised by who it was, since he didn't seem like the type...at all. He turned out to be really serious about the paranormal, and got into a philosophical argument with the rest of the house.
So we were two hours into our trip when he tells me that his parents' house is along the way and he'd like to stop by shortly. His parents aren't home, so he takes a nap while I wait around awkwardly in the garage. I hear people entering the house and realize that my friend here is still asleep, and to his parents I am going to be a random stranger in their garage...I try to open the backdoor to escape but it's locked...great.
I make an awkward introduction to the family and his family turns out to be....weird. They had a butler who had chainsaws for hands (who I pissed off later in the most unfortunate way and almost had my hair chopped off), a dishwasher who liked to spin plates on needles sticking out of his skin, an array of easy-to-piss-off maids, and were related/befriended to a bunch of senators who were visiting their house too. It was a freaking mess. His parents were neurotic. Everybody was neurotic. I just really wanted to go home.
For some reason his parents mistook me as his much classier girlfriend, but he couldn't explain otherwise because he was sleeping at the dinner table (I don't even know). So I had to pretend to have class, which I totally don't, and there were quite a few frowns from his parents. And then a random congressman asked me out, and I was like no thanks I have a boyfriend.
I was so happy to get home from that trip. When I saw Ginger I practically leapt into his arms and was so grateful that he didn't have a family of senators and bloodthirtsy butlers who had chainsaws for hands.
tornado lies
My mother and I were parked at a gas station and she had gone inside to pay for something. I opened up the trunk and was searching for a different set of clothes as mine were uncomfortable, when it suddenly went from really sunny to dark and windy. It began storming and raining hard, and then I heard the tornado sirens going off. The car got swept into the tornado wind and then I saw a different housemate of mine who was actually stuck inside the tornado, flying around crazily.
Eventually we escaped/the tornado stopped tornadoing, and went home. My mother was there and she asked me what had happened.
"There was a tornado!" I exclaimed, "and he tried to-"
I was interrupted.
"There was no tornado," He said, looking sternly at me. "The weather was fine. Nothing happened."
ehhh okay?
Voldemort's advice
I was totally chilling, when I was approached by Voldemort. He told me that my boyfriend, Ginger, was secretly evil. He said I wouldn't know until he revealed himself, but in reality he was the manifestation of evil itself. Thanks Voldemort, I never knew you were so caring.
Voldemort later went on to tell me that I needed to "spiritually awaken" myself. He said that doing so was necessary, but that it was going to mentally hurt. He said, in these exact words, that it was going to feel like walking around with raw skin. But it was necessary. I had to awaken myself before something important happened, but I forgot what that was.
Voldemort also showed me a secret attic in my parent's house, which was pretty cool too.
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