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    1. 04-14-2010 08:21 AM #1
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      Effective New Tecnique

      100% success tecnique

      I've been experimenting and... I have found the key to lucidity!

      Step 1: if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. . This guide is only for struggling beginners.

      Step 2: when you go to sleep you have to be HAPPY!!! If you're not happy go take a sht while eating some greasy Chinese food.

      Step 3: set alarm to 4am.

      Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

      Step 5: talk to your subconscious. Ask him for help. Say please.

      Step 6: lay down and softly rub your fingers. Try to go to sleep. After 3-5 minutes jump out he window and fly!


      Ive tried this tecnique exactly 17 times, and guess what! All 17 I had lucid dreams longer than 10 minutes!
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    2. 04-14-2010 09:16 AM #2
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      Quote Originally Posted by maplmanha View Post
      "100% success you bitch"
      I'm gonna print this up, huge, and put it on my wall.
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    3. 04-14-2010 01:38 PM #3
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      This seems alot like the FILD technique except you're rubbing your fingers together. Whats the point of the cursing if I may ask? Not criticizing, just curious

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    4. 04-14-2010 01:40 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by maplmanha View Post
      if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. .
      I'm so tempted to put that as my sig.
      My LDing record, if you want to hear about it, is about 4 WILDs, 1 DEILD, and the rest DILDs.
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    5. 04-14-2010 01:47 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Bobblehat View Post
      I'm so tempted to put that as my sig.
      me too. But really it seems like a modified version of FILD. I cant give it a try so one of you try it and post the results here.
      'The petals dance through the wind,
      The crimson blood shimmers on the snow,
      The shattered heart weeps of hidden sorrow.
      And over a pure white sky,
      rises a black moon.'
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    6. 04-14-2010 01:49 PM #6
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      Is this serious?

      This is not a new technique. Although, the cursing might be.
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    7. 04-14-2010 02:01 PM #7
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      The idea of push ups is something that hadn't occurred to me for a WBTB, so i'll try that I guess.
      Once more into the breach dear friends, once more! And fear not its darkness, for it is only a figment of my imagination!
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    8. 04-16-2010 11:09 PM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by maplmanha View Post
      Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"
      YOU WIN !
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    9. 04-16-2010 11:12 PM #9
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    10. 04-16-2010 11:48 PM #10
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      This is genius and I must try it.
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    11. 04-17-2010 02:00 AM #11
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      Pointless use of expletives, if you ask me. It's also 100% for you. Everyone is different, and if you really wanted this to be a true method, you'd have others test it out (and hope they don't kill themselves in the process).
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    12. 04-17-2010 03:10 AM #12
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      Lol, how would this kill anyone?
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    13. 04-17-2010 04:43 AM #13
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      Jumping out the window, maybe? At least do an RC first.
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    14. 04-17-2010 04:50 AM #14
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      Nothing new. seems like a combo of a few different techniques. although maybe when I sneak out for a smoke during the WBTB part I'll yell out the 100% success bitch mantra just for fun!
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    15. 04-17-2010 06:24 AM #15
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      Oh my god! A wake back to bed! Brilliant!

      mY dReAm jOuRnAl...
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      Quote Originally Posted by DreamQueen View Post
      Oh my god! A wake back to bed! Brilliant!
      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Shred View Post
      Nothing new. seems like a combo of a few different techniques. ...
      Quote Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt View Post
      Pointless use of expletives, if you ask me. I....
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      Is this serious?

      This is not a new technique. Although, the cursing might be.
      I think he's already replied to you guys

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      100% success tecnique

      ... if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. .

      Seriously though, it might be better to replace the pushups with squats. They increase testosterone more than pushups. Testosterone increases focus which should help with LD's. Just a thought.
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    17. 04-19-2010 06:13 AM #17
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      I guarantee you that if you try this method you will have a 100 fucking percent chance having a lucid dream. Fucking 100%!!! this is no joke for all you niggas out there.
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      Quote Originally Posted by maplmanha View Post
      Fucking 100%!!! this is no joke for all you niggas out there.
      I'm only 1/8th. Does that mean that I only have a 12.5% chance?
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    19. 04-19-2010 09:09 PM #19
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      Quote Originally Posted by maplmanha View Post
      100% success tecnique

      I've been experimenting and... I have found the key to lucidity!

      Step 1: if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. . This guide is only for struggling beginners.

      Step 2: when you go to sleep you have to be HAPPY!!! If you're not happy go take a sht while eating some greasy Chinese food.

      Step 3: set alarm to 4am.

      Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

      Step 5: talk to your subconscious. Ask him for help. Say please.

      Step 6: lay down and softly rub your fingers. Try to go to sleep. After 3-5 minutes jump out he window and fly!


      Ive tried this tecnique exactly 17 times, and guess what! All 17 I had lucid dreams longer than 10 minutes!
      Stopped reading after that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mrdeano View Post
      Stopped reading after that.

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      Looks Genius. I think the most effective part is
      Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"
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    22. 04-20-2010 01:43 AM #22
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      Quote Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned View Post
      I'm only 1/8th. Does that mean that I only have a 12.5% chance?
      lmao
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    23. 04-20-2010 02:43 AM #23
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      Sounds an awful lot like WBTB with exercise. But as I' m a natural, I guess I'll fuck off...
      "There’s a place I go when I’m alone. Do anything I want, be anyone I wanna be." - Dream Catch Me by Newton Faulkner

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      I think this guy is a troll...
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    25. 04-21-2010 01:21 AM #25
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      No, I think this guy has a great sense of humor.

      Sounds fun. I'll do it tonight just for kicks.. without the pushups. Mentally repeat "If I can see, i'm dreaming 100% success bitch."
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