Thread: I want instructions

Originally Posted by Samael

1. Write in a dream journal every morning, to improve recall.
2. Do a quick count of the fingers on one hand every time you walk through a door. If you're missing fingers or oozing black pus, either you're dreaming or you should visit the emergency room.
3. If you don't see results in four weeks, make an appointment and I'll write you a stronger prescription.

1- I can't do that for two reasons: Firstly, I get up at noon, and secondly, even if I did get up every morning, I would have nothing to write. Seriously.
2- That's a stupid waste of time. And also, I don't walk through doors in the few dreams I can remember every month. Taking the argument even further, if I was "lucid" enough in a dream to remember to enact that buffoonery, I wouldn't actually need to perform it, for obvious reasons.
3- You might as well say one hundred years. In four weeks I will most probably have forgotten that I visited this forum.

Originally Posted by jwest0215

umm....well how about we try this first, and if this doesn't provide you with enough step-by-step instruction, then I will send you a PM with them for whatever method you want to try, but I think this book does a good job of doing just what your asking.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ar...d_dreaming.pdf

Goto the end of page 18, this page will list out a series of methods and show your there advantages and disadvantages as well as an explanation of the technique and instructions on how to preform them.

I hope this helps, if not PM and I will do my best to assist you further. Good Luck!

That ebook contains not even the most vague attempt at giving instructions. It's simply a catalog of idiocy, just like every other ebook on the same subject.
As a comment, I find myself surprised by the ability of those ebooks to infuriate and frustrate me every time I read more than one page.