Here are the instructions I used, and probably everybody else did too!

1. Work on your dream recall. Start by using a dream journal! When you first wake up, close your eyes and think for about 10 minutes about dreams. If you pull out a fragment, you may be able to figure out the whole plot of the dream!

2a. Look for dream signs. If you notice one, whenever you see it in real life, do a reality check. The nose pinch RC usually works the best.

2b. If you cannot find a dream sign, do a reality check every hour, or every time you see something unusual.

3. When falling asleep, tell yourself you will have a lucid dream, or will do a reality check in your dream. Most people fail at this because they say it, but don't believe it. If you doubt it will work, it will NOT work.

Follow these directions carefully. Within a month or two, you should have a lucid dream. If not, you obviously didn't pay attention to the directions.

If nobody's directions suited your needs yet, then you will never have a lucid dream, as you don't feel like doing what it takes to have a lucid dream. Samael gave you perfect instructions, but you decided that they were just a "stupid waste of time". If you don't want to follow anyone's instructions, than congrats! You wasted your time!