Thread: Do you ever get random urges?

Yes, actually. I get the urge to laugh maniacally. I try to subdue it to a malicious chuckle in public, but if I'm alone in my room, I belt it right out. I blame Zeta. He's the evil part of me.

No. I am perfectly rational all of the time every day.

Also your friends are lying.

I have to make a fart sound on my girlfriends neck while hugging her. Dunno why, it sounds funny and feels good somehow.

I used to get a powerful urge to bite off my (now) ex-husband nipples when we were laying down to sleep. I was never mad at him at the time and the thought always shocked me.
And, at times, when I'm walking (but not yet tired), I get the urge to just lay on the ground and go to sleep. My body starts then (after the thought) to feel as though made of lead and I can't help but wonder if I'm stuck in a dream.
I also get urges to poke my children lol or squeeze the tops of their heads and make a strange noise Those urges, I usually follow through with

Biting people. I usually then say "I really felt like biting you just now but decided against it" and they just give me a look and then continue whatever they were saying

Every 8-10k achievement score on xboxlive I delete my account and create a new one. I have wasted so much money for such a trivial goal, but that's okay.

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Sometimes I get the urge to edit my posts, in order to confuse people.

Sometimes, I get the urge to leave others in peace.

I get the urge to have sex with my girlfriend every time she smiles. It can get pretty bothersome.

Sometimes I get the urge to point out that I have a girlfriend. And that we have sex sometimes.

Oh, I also get the urge to hug people saying smart things. Sometimes.

Originally Posted by Marvo

Sometimes I get the urge to make terrible threads.

Sometimes i get urges to troll threads. Oh wait, that's you!

Sometimes I get the urge to come back to Dreamviews and make negative and offensive posts.

Part of the inner demon in me. He's 14, just like me, and he can fly really fast faster than sonic and he's really cool hes made out with a bunch of girls...he doesnt do drugs but people think hes really cool and popular and he sometimes goes crazy and destroys the earth in one punch hes done it twice already

Originally Posted by Grod

he's really cool hes made out with a bunch of girls...

I originally read this as 'made out of a bunch of girls' and found it funny and laughed but then realised it wasn't so I stopped laughing and felt disenchanted.

Originally Posted by Grod

Sometimes I get the urge to come back to Dreamviews and make negative and offensive posts.

Part of the inner demon in me. He's 14, just like me, and he can fly really fast faster than sonic and he's really cool hes made out with a bunch of girls...he doesnt do drugs but people think hes really cool and popular and he sometimes goes crazy and destroys the earth in one punch hes done it twice already

I get the feeling this was directed at me. Sadly, you don't have any idea what I'm talking about.

In public, when talking to people I've only just acquainted or don't meet with often, I very often get the urge to do something crazy like throw water at them, punch them in the face, pull their hair, kiss them etc, because I'm nervous at socializing and my mind goes crazy wondering how they'd react in real life if I did something completely unconventional and unexpected. Like they're making nice small talk with me and what if I threw food in their face or slapped them? What would they do?

Luckily, I never act on these urges, they just disturb me mentally.

And.............well, to get this off my chest, I'm ashamed that I have REALLY racist urges, because sometimes when I see a picture of a black person or see one in real life walking along, I get this instant subconscious but strong urge to kick them in the head. Not all black people, but some.

Hey, I've lived in Utah all my life, so I've hardly ever interacted with a real life black person in my ENTIRE life... or most non-white races, for that matter.

Sometimes I must imagine how I could kill family, friends or even my dog when with them or upon seeing them or else it will just keep being in my mind that I must.

It's damn disturbing and makes me realize how fragile life is. All it takes is a tought and an act upon that tought. Wich is why it disturbs me because I already did the thought part all that remains is the acting part.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I get the feeling this was directed at me

no


Your arrogance offends me.

I get mental urges similarly to DarkComrade at times. I won't elaborate much on it.

The urge to just fall over in the hope that the ground will feel soft and will catch me <-- I've never actually fallen over though. I'm urged to look away from people immediately upon making eye contact, which I do do.

Occasionally I get the urge to suck a big, meaty dick

Originally Posted by Keresztanya

Occasionally I get the urge to suck a big, meaty dick

We all do.

Originally Posted by Keresztanya

Occasionally I get the urge to suck a big, meaty dick

Occasionally I get the urge to make posts that focus on my deviant sexuality, just to provoke a response from other people. In reality I'm really just an attention whore.

Spoiler for :

Sometimes I get the urge to make posts, that at first offend people, but later on they realise that what I said is true, and their initial response to the post was just a display of their insecurity.

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Sometimes I get the urge to make posts that make me look clever, but in the end I'm just posting on some internet forum.

Originally Posted by Keresztanya

Occasionally I get the urge to suck a big, meaty dick

what an unexpected


reply.



is that what you were going for?