Thread: Rant and Rave, Cry and Complain

Then start with the nail polish and continue with new clothes and haircut.

Originally Posted by sinoblak

Then start with the nail polish and continue with new clothes and haircut.

Tried nail polish, didn't like it. Shall try a new haircut and a change of clothes' style then.

Post pics.

Originally Posted by Carrot

*Ouch*

At least you're quick-witted, as far as we know.

Originally Posted by Carrot

I don't really want a boyfriend, I prefer girls.

Then the advice naturally changes to "get a girlfriend."

Originally Posted by Dianeva

At least you're quick-witted, as far as we know.


Then the advice naturally changes to "get a girlfriend."

They've been pulling that joke on me for ages.

Hmm, yup trying to get a girlfriend, not sure how am I supposed to even ask. I might just get a weird look and a permanent block from that person. Asian countries aren't very receptive towards homosexuals.

Okay, just woke up, it's 7:20 AM my time right now. So that means I had at least 5-6 hours of sleep.

Going to stay up a little bit, think about EVA....play a little love song while I scroll these crystal clear pictures of her on my Zune HD (man that freaking mp3 ROCKS in clarity, BEST video/music player to get if you don't care about apps in my opinion).

I CAN DO THIS! Going to fold my arms behind my back and sleep soon...

Who exactly is EVA?

Oh and it's 9.34pm here. My sleeping hours are so screwed up. I slept at 5am and woke up at 5pm. It's the holidays now.

(From Metal Gear Wikia):

EVA, also known as Tatyana (Russian: Татьяна), and later known as Big Mama, was a spy and femme fatale, who fought alongside Naked Snake during Operation Snake Eater. While posing as a KGB agent, she actually worked as a spy for the Chinese People's Liberation Army, tasked with obtaining the Philosophers' Legacy. EVA later became the surrogate mother of Solid Snake and Liquid Snake.

Basically, in Metal Gear Solid 3, her mission was to find the Philosopher's Legacy, which would allow one to gain large sums of funds to do whatever they want. I think during the Cold War epoch this game is set on (perfect era to put in events for this game since it was a just a verbal war)

Naked Snake, the main character had his mission to find information on certain events happening in Russia (something like that). Everything was going fine, and his mentor, "The Boss," was going to help him on his mission. BUT, when he meets The Boss at the bridge, she betrays her country and literally throws Snake all the way down a river. The people working with The Boss assumed he was dead, but she knew he was alive.

She was a complete bad ass, and their relationship is probably one of the deepest in video gaming history (matter of opinion of course).

So after Snake recovers from the fall and fixes his arm, blah blah blah. He now has to find a scientist that's prominent in building weapons etc.

When he comes to the area he's supposed to be in, Snake meets a lady in a motorcycle (she's wearing a helmet, so the only way you could tell she was a female was her voice).



She had her headlights on, and Naked Snake (that's his codename) asked her if she is ADAM.

Obviously, she isn't ADAM (it's supposed to be another codename for someone to help Snake, and now that I think about it, it seems to be a biblical allusion to ADAM and EVE...get it? ADAM AND EVA )

Anyway, while Snake is asking her "WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?" They get ambushed by soldiers, and EVA, still on her motorcycle, tells him to take cover. She does a technique that uses the momentum of the gun she's using to make a swipe and shoots all the soldiers there. After that's settled, she introduces herself to Snake.

So throughout the game, Naked Snake's new main objective is the kill "The Boss" because of her defecting from her country, but you'll find out there's WAY more than that, which makes "The Boss" even more of a charismatic and bad-ass soldier.

EVA, who has her own mission as a double agent, begins to love Snake. There's a certain part in the game where she asks Snake about his relationship with The Boss, and I think when Snake asks her if she can fall in love, she said yes if it's part of the mission.

(Fast-forward to 2:15 in the video below)


(This video continues what she was asking from the last)


This is the sign of her inevitable betrayal to Snake.

In the end, after Snake completes his mission, she and him are together in some random room drinking some wine.

They make love, and while Snake sleeps, she secretly makes a recording for him about her mission, and if I remember correctly, the tape would be destroyed once he heard everything.

She was supposed to kill him in the end, but she loved him and couldn't do it. (Because before The Boss died, she wanted EVA to not kill Snake)

And like the mini-description said, she becomes the surrogate for Naked Snake's sons that would appear in MGS1, MGS2, and MGS4 (MGS3 is the prequel).

I just like her because of her character, she tells Snake she feels like herself when she's on her motorcycle, and something like when she's riding, she can feel the wind going against her, and it makes her forget her the pain inside of her.

And when she comes off her Bike, she's falls in love, or is going to face death. (I think, I'm kinda half-assing this description, but I think I'm pretty accurate with this)

And I had dreams about her, I never even thought about meeting her in my dreams, EVER. I had a non-lucid dream where she was in her alternate form (Tatyana) that she used to spy on Volgin, one of the main villains in the game. She gave me a letter when I was going up a ladder to avoid enemy fire.

And since blonde females are one of my dream signs, I've been focused on meeting her ever since that non-lucid dream. Then after a few weeks (or 2 months I think) I had a lucid dream where I was following her, but I could only see the back of her head and the full-body jacket she wore. Then I woke up.

I just want my subconscious to use her as a medium to express its thoughts etc to me. And use that for personal reasons...like cuddling. >.>

To be honest, if I got this game, I would play it like CRAZY. It was so fun watching the cut scenes and walk-throughs, truly a solid game.

Now I'm going to sleep.

Hahaha. Okay I see now. If a girl is cool like her and often unzip her shirt, it will be natural to be attracted to her.

I received a greeting card from the girl I like. And my name and address was handwritten by her on the envelop so I was reluctant to throw it away. But my mum is a clean freak so we have a habit of throwing letters' envelops away. If I kept the envelop it would be too obvious although my mum already knows I like her. Only problem is, she's my insurance agent.

Originally Posted by sinoblak

Go to bed, girl, and have nice dreams.

Good advice, I pretty much read that post and then passed out.

Originally Posted by Linkzelda41

I just want my subconscious to use her as a medium to express its thoughts etc to me. And use that for personal reasons...like cuddling. >.>

Aww. Keep it up Link, you'll get her one day.

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

There is absolutely no "omplaining" allowed on this thread!

Oh dear! I do apologize I meant to refer to "complaining"

I see what you did there.

I had a problem buying a can of 7up. Hard to believe, but the cashier pronounced it like [zup] and we couldn't understand each other for some 2 minutes; me arguing that I haven't taken such a thing, and she, insisting that the 'zup' costs money. In the end she took the can and lifted it with pride, almost shouting, 'This is the zup! Don't think it's free!' Zup!

EDIT: Mooseantlers, I cannot find anything about those hockey girls. The most recent entry about Bg women hockey team is from 2008.

Omg Zup! ROFL!

Tell her there's no "Z" in it, it's "SEVEN".

sinoblak, that is classic. I'm going to start calling my 7up "zup" from now on as much as I can.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

Seek out a rabbit.

Carefull if you chase that rabbit. Lead you to an awesomely messed up place

Originally Posted by OldSparta

Carefull if you chase that rabbit. Lead you to an awesomely messed up place

Do it! You won't regret it.

You guys reminded me of this funny 7-UP commercial that I've seen!!!
It's in Chinese though, but there's English subs.

Originally Posted by OldSparta

Carefull if you chase that rabbit. Lead you to an awesomely messed up place

Originally Posted by Alyzarin

Do it! You won't regret it.

Alice in Wonderland is one of my favourite stories!!!

Originally Posted by Alyzarin

Do it! You won't regret it.

Hell no I won't! Alice in wonderland is my favorite story ever. Hell I love the twisted versions of it.

I'm still trying for a messed up Alice in Wonderland themed Lucid!

Those 7up commercials were hilarious!

Originally Posted by OldSparta

Hell no I won't! Alice in wonderland is my favorite story ever. Hell I love the twisted versions of it.

I'm still trying for a messed up Alice in Wonderland themed Lucid!

Wouldn't that be wonderful? I had a third-person video game dream for Alice: Madness Returns once lol. Unfortunately I don't really remember it. :/

Originally Posted by Alyzarin

Aww. Keep it up Link, you'll get her one day.

Thank you Last dream I had, I saw a DC that looked like her and The Boss too.

I think I need to change my anchor for WILDS, too lazy to do the pain one. xD

Originally Posted by Linkzelda41

Thank you Last dream I had, I saw a DC that looked like her and The Boss too.

I think I need to change my anchor for WILDS, too lazy to do the pain one. xD

Awesome! Haha, at least you're giving it a shot, I'm too lazy to WILD at all. Maybe I should give it a shot one of these days though.

Ack! I keep having trouble with the gym leaders. I did perfectly fine with all the trainers in this gym, but terrible at the leader. Right now this is what I'm looking at.

Socker Mom Lv29
Salutations Lv31
Veronica Lv31
Varicose Veins Lv31

Anyone else play Pokémon? I've played through Black and White a couple times but not in a while. I'm trying to think of what to get next.... (Maybe Joltik? I don't know, I'm not that great at making teams.)

Isn't it obvious I play Pokemon, Alyzarin?

I haven't tried Black and White yet, even if I did, it's an incomplete translation rom version of the Japanese original version. I need to finish up my HeartGold but I'm too lazy. Need to go around collecting Gym Leaders' phone numbers and photos. Bleh.

Brain fart! Of course, how could I not think of you? XD That's too bad though, so do you play them in Chinese then? Haha, yeah I need to work on HeartGold too. I made it all the way up to Red and then just quit when I realized his team was like twenty levels higher than everyone else's, what a slap in the face.