Thread: Tell me when and how you'd like to die?

Hail to the chief. If I can't be immortal, go out with a bang. Either sex or violence related.

I would like to die the way I lived.
in this device would do:


SO MUCH PAIN, SO MUCH HURT


Fitting really.

^^ ROFL!!

it would have to be in front of like at least 100 people. it would have to be brutal.......hmm im gunna have to say suicide at age 100 by shooting myself then having someone light me on fire..........yeah

Some of y'all deeply disturb me lol
Maybe it's an age thing. My 16 year old said he'd like be able to die over and over again so he could find out what each way would be like.
But why would ANYONE want to die in pain *scratches head*
I have a high pain tolerance for the most part, but I would NOT like my last moments to be in anguish but in peace.

I would like to die by...

drowning in a huge tub of beer (that would make going a little easier)
falling from a plane without a parachute
a gunfight

or

by zombies.

When:
when I'm at least 50 I don't wanna get too old it's weird.

I read through all the unusual deaths list. Dying of laughter doesn't seem like a bad way to die.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

For the most part it sounds as if quite a few of you would like to go out as some heroic martyr. Interesting.

I'd prefer my death to have meaning to it (apart from the whole "circle of life" stuff).

However I die, I want it to be quick. I'd prefer it to be painless or at least have minimal pain, as dragging it out would be awful for me and anyone watching. I'd hate to die in a fire (unless I was somehow unconscious for the whole thing). I love water, so I imagine drowning wouldn't be all that bad. Sure, your lungs burn for a little while but it only takes a few minutes. As far as when I'd like to die, it depends on if I get married and have kids. I'd probably want to live longer for their sake. If I'm single, I want to go before I really start falling apart. Maybe my 60s or 70s, depending on how I feel. Later if I'm still able to move around.

In all likelihood, I'll probably die in a car crash.

I dont care how i die as long as its painless

I don't really want to die in a fire...but if I could die, and then immediately afterward(like seconds even) my body was incinerated, that would be cool.

Originally Posted by Sandform

but if I could die,

what are you?

Hah, nice catch.

Originally Posted by Goldney

Sindred you old cove! I can't believe you're still lurking around here.

Turns out living was mindlessly mundane, too.

So I lurk around.

I once heard a story about a really old man, who was getting a ride to church. He looked out the car window and said "Such a beautiful day." Then He had a big yawn. And that was it.

That's how i wanna go. Old and painless.

I heard a fly buzz, when I died.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

However I die, I want it to be quick. I'd prefer it to be painless or at least have minimal pain, as dragging it out would be awful for me and anyone watching.

Ironically one of the few painless ways to kill yourself is explosives strapped to the back of the neck. You see you have to destroy your brain quick enough to stop the pain signals registering, and those li'l guys are fast. That or you could huff some pure nitrogen. Your brain doesn't register the fact that you're running out of oxygen, so you just fall asleep.

Tonight, while sleeping.

That can be arranged...

I used to contemplate suicide. But the only thing is- I wouldn't want my loved ones to actually know I abandoned them, so I'd want it to look like an accident.
One thing I thought of was buying a srynge (sp!) from the pet supply shop and injecting air into my veins. When I told my psychologist that, he said that was NOT a good plan. Turns out, death isn't always a given. The Nazi's used such a technique to torture people.

When I was a teen I wanted to run away from home and take on a new identity. I actually called a welding company in the guise of writing a story for a school project. I wanted "my character" to drive off a bridge, windows rolled down, body disappears, presumed dead. I asked how I could rig a car to do that. He said you couldn't AND get away with it. But he recommended blocks of salt- place them on the gas pedal, steer the car off the bridge and walk away. The salt would dissolve and leave no trace behind

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I used to contemplate suicide. But the only thing is- I wouldn't want my loved ones to actually know I abandoned them, so I'd want it to look like an accident.
One thing I thought of was buying a srynge (sp!) from the pet supply shop and injecting air into my veins. When I told my psychologist that, he said that was NOT a good plan. Turns out, death isn't always a given. The Nazi's used such a technique to torture people.

When I was a teen I wanted to run away from home and take on a new identity. I actually called a welding company in the guise of writing a story for a school project. I wanted "my character" to drive off a bridge, windows rolled down, body disappears, presumed dead. I asked how I could rig a car to do that. He said you couldn't AND get away with it. But he recommended blocks of salt- place them on the gas pedal, steer the car off the bridge and walk away. The salt would dissolve and leave no trace behind

Cool! Except I don't have a car. Or loved ones.

In a out of body state while sleeping

haha ASh

Something like this.. (the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZ9jlSyFEo&fmt=18

I'm not sure if I would 'like' to die, but it is pretty much solidly inevitable.

If I had a choice though, it would be to die peacefully, maybe hopped up on heroin or something of that nature, 1 last super duper high before death.

Then, I would want to return as a zombie, and bite everyone in sight