I got the wrong color sports car. :-/ |
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Tomorrow is Christmas for most people, but for some it's not so I'm going to post this now anyway. Post your worst Christmas presents here. I really haven't gotten any bad presents. |
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I got a vaccum cleaner. I think it was a subtle hint. |
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April Ryan is my friend,
Every sorrow she can mend.
When i visit her dark realm,
Does it simply overwhelm.
Always the fucking deodorant and shower gel. :l |
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My brother once got a potato peeler, lol. Poor sap. |
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I got a whole lot of heartache. |
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Um. I always get awesome presents |
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Go insane for me, I'm that selfish you see
We're a wicked rhyme, a line followed
By the darkest picture, making everyone cry
I got a book from Bill O'Reilly. The Good, the Bad, and the Completely Ridiculous in American Life. |
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White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
I always like my presents...I guess it's because I have a list, sometimes is specific, so that everyone knows exactly what I want. Nothing I got was bad |
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If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
Short story series about LD'ing:
http://www.dreamviews.com/artists-corner/140705-short-story-series-community-involvement-needed.html#post1990516
I got xbox 360 pajamas and a metal sign that says, "Reality is for losers who don't play video games," even though I absolutely hate gamer culture and hardly play video games at all anymore. Just goes to show what my family thinks of me. |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
I got nothing, isn't that the worst? |
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I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.
My brother got me a box of 80 earplugs, because I used to use them all the time because I couldn't stand any noise at night. I don't use them anymore, though. Yeah, I'm such an anal c*** that I have to go through 80 of them over time to sleep each night. Worst of all, that's the only present he got me for Christmas. Shows all he thinks of me. Of course it's no surprise, since neither of us have ever really gotten along or been able to even talk to each other directly. |
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DILDs: A Lot
Lul. My father gave me hats, because if I get into university, the seniors will shave my head. lul not really a bad present, but the thought of having to shave my head sucks =.= |
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Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
My aunt got me a Mcdonalds gift card like she does every year even though she knows I'm a vegetarian. I'm gonna see if I can trade someone 30 mcdollars for some weed. |
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157 is a prime number. The next prime is 163 and the previous prime is 151, which with 157 form a sexy prime triplet. Taking the arithmetic mean of those primes yields 157, thus it is a balanced prime.
Women and rhythm section first - Jaco Pastorious
The worst this year was an electronic spell checker. A spell checker. I'm already a walking dictionary, and anything I really have to spell for is done on a computer. |
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The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read."If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
colouring-in pencils |
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I got five packets of tuna total from two different people. I do like tuna, but I didn't know I liked it that much. |
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