Thread: Lucid Dares

I don't really know anyone so I'll just dare some people I've seen posting on here recently. I don't know what nature of dares you've already done so sorry if it's similar or too boring ;P
~Dreamer~: Find Brad Pitt and stalk him wherever he goes.
dolphin: Bring some Barbie dolls to life and see them interact with one another.
StephL: Take over President Obama’s body, then breathe in helium and give a speech.
Anyone: Go into the future, and buy a recently-released album. What's on it???

Had two attempts on Percy's dare to take an elevator to the core of the earth.
~DJ Entry~

Spoiler for Fail #1:

I've either WILDed or quick-DILDed into my bedroom and I think of the elevator dare. I don't remember the part where I'm supposed to go to the center of the earth, though.. I get into my bedroom closet, close the door behind me, and pretend to press the down button from inside the door. There are a series of LEDs that light up. There are four rows. The top row has 5, the two middle rows each have 3, and the bottom one has 4. These light up one after the other from the top down as if to indicate changing floors. After I feel like I've descended some, I open the door and go out, into the same bedroom. I feel like I've accomplished the goal.. fail.

Spoiler for Fail #2:

I suddenly realize that I didn't do the elevator dare correctly. I'm in a large book store. As I start walking to find an elevator, someone comes up to me and says something about a problem they are having. I ask them about an elevator and they say, "Well, I took the stairs.." I thank them for their help and walk over around a corner with inspired confidence. I think, "If there's stairs, there must be an elevator as well." Sure enough there's a little weird-ass elevator over in the corner. It's just a cream-painted metal thing you stand on. It has some short railing around it and an enclosed box about the size of a basketball which I assume contains some kind of movement mechanism. I see an Asian man pop up out of it and as I approach he walks away. I start to get in and I realize the metal is very warm to the touch. I also realize I'm only wearing my underwear and my thighs are going to touch the metal. I worry that it will be too hot and hurt, but I decide I don't care. I get in and the metal is very warm, but not too hot. I pretend to press a button and the thing descends into the floor, into darkness. I think and say, "center of the earth, core of the earth," as I go down. I feel like I'm going faster and faster and suddenly it starts to get warmer. I get a little scared, mainly because of the heat. I don't want to just plunge directly into lava. I don't decide to stop or leave, but eventually I feel like I'm no longer moving and am in the void. I look down to see if I can see an elevator shaft and there's just nothingness. I look up, and I see my bedroom ceiling. Eventually I resign myself to the fact that I've failed. Dangit..

Originally Posted by littlepooky04

I don't really know anyone so I'll just dare some people I've seen posting on here recently. I don't know what nature of dares you've already done so sorry if it's similar or too boring ;P
~Dreamer~: Find Brad Pitt and stalk him wherever he goes.
dolphin: Bring some Barbie dolls to life and see them interact with one another.
StephL: Take over President Obama’s body, then breathe in helium and give a speech.
Anyone: Go into the future, and buy a recently-released album. What's on it???

On a side note- I read this post in between sleeps in a WBTB and had a dream I saw littlepooky04 in real life lol. I'm probably way off but you were a blonde woman mid 30's and was very attractive. You had a bf or husband with you. Sorry to jack the thread just had to bring that up for some reason.

I accept your dare littlepooky04! This will be fun!

I almost completed blobularwindmill's dare last night but I summoned a big cylinder of water rather than a cyclone, so I want to try it again to see if I can do better.

I'll leave this post here
Somebody challenge me.
I'm not a good ld-er but I'll try my best.

GDreamer: Transform into a lion and in that form kill another animal or dc.
Frying Man: Drink milk from a females tits and describe the flavor.
~Dreamer~: Make poop go up your butt and upwards through your digestive system. When the mush reaches your mouth, chew on it and take the newly formed food out of your mouth, give it to a dc and make them eat it.
Anyone: Transform into a coconut and in that form knock down a dc.

I have 2 sets of dares remaining to give.

I'll take a dare

Originally Posted by dolphin

GDreamer: Transform into a lion and in that form kill another animal or dc.
Frying Man: Drink milk from a females tits and describe the flavor.
~Dreamer~: Make poop go up your butt and upwards through your digestive system. When the mush reaches your mouth, chew on it and take the newly formed food out of your mouth, give it to a dc and make them eat it.
Anyone: Transform into a coconut and in that form knock down a dc.

I have 2 sets of dares remaining to give.

Holy crap, those are intense!
I'll gladly take a dare!

Originally Posted by SuckerPunch

On a side note- I read this post in between sleeps in a WBTB and had a dream I saw littlepooky04 in real life lol. I'm probably way off but you were a blonde woman mid 30's and was very attractive. You had a bf or husband with you. Sorry to jack the thread just had to bring that up for some reason.

Hehe, that's really funny ^_^ I'm not blonde or attractive, sadly, and not even finished high school, and I only wish I had a boyfriend or husband but maybe it was a glimpse into the future...

Ctharlhie:Have a piece of bacon stand up and sing you a song.
blobularwindmill:Make a dc scared enough to pee their pants.
PercyLucid:Go into the ocean, transform into a shark and in that form bite any mammal.
anyone:Play one round of truth or dare with a dc.

I have one set of dares remaining to give.

If you're asking for someone to ask for a dare then I wouldn't mind having one if you have a spare one to give... maybe

Originally Posted by dolphin

blobularwindmill:Make a dc scared enough to pee their pants.

Oooh my goodness this is going to be fun. I shall inflict terror in their bladders!!!

I completed a dare! Awhile ago, it was jenkees' dare about having a music soundtrack in the dream:
Dreamer's Box - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I dare:

~Dreamer~: Confront your bully, Pee, and tell her how she makes you feel.
littlepooky: Befriend a mystical, mythical, or simply nonexistent animal.
blobularwindmil: Fly like a bird and then poop on a bald guy's head from the sky.
anyone: Go to candyland and eat some delicious candyland food!

Originally Posted by AnotherDreamer

blobularwindmil: Fly like a bird and then poop on a bald guy's head from the sky.

Oh. my. god.
This. Is happening.

Awesome, I accept the dare

Will try to update all tomorrow. I am swamped with client orders these days lol!

Thanks. That will be fun

Thank you for your dares!

I completed littlepooky04's and AnotherDreamer's dares.
I started attempting Dolphin's, but luckily I stopped before I got too far:

I remembered Dolphin's lucid dare and started to make poop travel upwards inside my body, but I thought it would be best to wait and memorise the exact specifications of the dare, so I didn't miss something and have to do this one twice. Lucky I did, because I seriously thought I had to chew on poop and make a poop-sculpture for a DC, until I re-read the dare and realised that it's more like reverse-eating, so it'll be food by the time it reaches my mouth.

Here are the DJs with the completed dares:

Find Brad Pitt and stalk him wherever he goes. (littlepooky04)
DJ: Brad's Bar

Confront your bully, Pee, and tell her how she makes you feel. (AnotherDreamer)
DJ: Feelings, Fear & Forgiveness


I'm sorry I'm taking so long to post my dares for others. I think I will start posting them in smaller numbers as I think of them.

I tried blobularwindmill's dare again last night. I got a big tree instead of a cyclone. I also tried my anyone dare of surfing in a dream. That was super realistic and fun but I didn't get up all the way because I was afraid I was going to wipe out for some reason, just like IWL. So I want to try it again.

Tried dolphin's dare of scaring the pee out of someone, and completed AnotherDreamer's dare to birdy poo on a bald guy's dome!
~DJ Entry~

Spoiler for Scare Fail:

I decide to try dolphin's dare to scare someone so bad they pee themselves. There are some vehicles parked in the nearby neighbor's yard: a black SUV and a big white truck on the other side of it. There are 3 people there, 2 of which are sitting on the back of the truck. One of them is Jacob F. from high school and the other is his girlfriend. They're talking and she says, "I have NO idea what dry mouth is." I laugh a little, then begin to advance. I crouch down and walk around the back of the SUV. The 3rd person, a blonde guy, starts walking around towards me, not knowing I'm there. I get as close as I dare, then pop up and try to scream at him. Barely anything comes out, like I have a sore throat. He doesn't even seem to see me. I wait til he passes by, then get really close to the back of his head and try it again. A tiny bit more sound comes out this time and he whips around, going, "Ah!" He seems mostly annoyed and just starts jogging away into my backyard. I rise up into the sky a bit and make a throwing motion over and over at him. A series of barely visible darts heads his way and I think they all miss.

Spoiler for Birdy Poo:

There seems to be some kind of park up ahead and I think of AnotherDreamer's dare to fly like a bird and poo on a bald guy's head. I descend a bit and start flapping my arms like a bird. I see a few groups of people scattered about. Near me is a little bathroom and an SUV parked next to it. Some guy comes out of the bathroom and he has hair, but then another guy comes out of the SUV and starts towards the bathroom and he's bald on top with a tiny bit of blonde-ish hair around the edges. I descend to right above his head and begin to push. A clump of round poops the color of sand comes out and lands right on his head. The poops are kind of hard I guess, so when they hit they just kind of explode away and leave no trace. He flinches and looks up. I start to sink involuntarily, going to about head-level with this guy. I push again and a single, dark-grey poop ball flies out and up and over and hits him again right in the middle of his head. He flinches again and I laugh, flying away.

Awesome work everybody!!!

Dang, I must get busy, all these dares building up for me haahhaa. Time to incubate

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Originally Posted by PercyLucid

(*** OP Dares Archive Updated ***)

I know you've been busy so I totally understand, but you got one of mine backwards. It says I completed dolphin's dare and not AnotherDreamer's but it's actually the other way around.

Hahaha, thanks for pointing that out. It should be fixed now

Originally Posted by PercyLucid

Hahaha, thanks for pointing that out. It should be fixed now

Thank ya!

I completed blobularwindmill's dare of summoning a water cyclone over the ocean and swimming down into the depths.

Cyclone - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views