So for this dream, it started out pretty normal:

I'm just sitting alone on my couch. naked.
I'm suddenly running around the street and Nicholas Cage comes up. He's also naked too, but he has the body of awoman. Nick says, "Foo, you got tree fiddy?" and I say "I only have a cat..." But Nick doesn't mind that it's just a cat so he takes it anyways. He takes the cat and he eats the damn thing. Like a kabob. scarfs it down like a fucking kabob. Then he straight up poops it out. What he poops out is no ordinary cat, it is the most glorious, beautiful woman i have ever seen. She's literally glowing with beauty.

This is when i realize I'm dreaming.

I look down, and i have a raging boner. This boner is actually not a boner, though. It is the second most glorious, beautiful woman i have ever seen. She's literally glowing.
She looks at me and says, "Oh herroooooo" (because shes asian). i swiftly reply with "ching chong winga ding dong"


"bitch"
and she totally eats it up. literally. The words are in solid form and she devours them whole.

At this point i get a bit weirded out, so i say, "hey, this is a dream, i dont need to be here!" so i get up and i fly away.

This is the first time ive ever flown in a dream!!!!!!

I dont fly for long though, i run into a giant mermaid thats half mermaid half hillary clinton. The bottom half is hillary clinton. dont ask me how i know this.

This mer-clinton is yelling the noise of my alarm clock, and my alarm clock wakes me up.




When i'm awake i look down and it turns out this was all just one giant wet dream...
does this mean im attracted to fish?
plz help.