Thread: What;s your biggest lucid FAIL?

I had sex with a wall.

once i had a dream where this hot woman came over then i relised this was an ld so i went over and asked her to do it in my dream then she pushed me out of a 50 story building and when i tryed to fly i couldnt then i landed on a hotdog stand with a rod through my chest for 10 minutes just laying there until i woke up o_o

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

I had sex with a wall.

I got brutally nailed by a female robot who I THOUGHT I could defeat easily. Man, I suck at manipulating DCs, and end up creating freakishly powerful ones that end up either killing OR torturing me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkg1i-ujhik

I remember specifically one dream in where I attempted to fly for the first time. After I became lucid, I ran as fast as I could and jumped. I came up off the ground a couple feet and my face slammed against the gravel road that I was previously standing on, LOL. Needless to say, I have been reluctant to try and fly again ever since.

I have the biggest fail of all: I CAN'T LUCID DREAM YET. I'm a noob.

Originally Posted by TheOneirologist

I have the biggest fail of all: I CAN'T LUCID DREAM YET. I'm a noob.

Don't worry if you keep trying I'm sure you'll your first lucid dream soon.Just be patient and think about dreams as often as you can.I for one don't rely on reality checks since I have never become lucid because them.I only had WILDs and a few DILDs in which all of a sudden I realized I was dreaming without having to do a reality check or something.In the last 5 weeks I had 14 lucid dreams though I'm a beginner.

Just believe in yourself and it will happen
Good luck