Post (anti) Religious quotes here

**Descensus** · 08-22-2011 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Supernova

Shit like this:

Well, Tyler (and although not as severe, Earl Sweatshirt) and OF are sort of known for their vulgarity and violent lyrics. Shouldn't be surprising lol.

**Xei** · 08-23-2011 12:59 AM

"God is like an internal combustion engine in a microwave" - Stephen Hawking.

**Solarflare** · 08-23-2011 02:25 AM

**Ne-yo** · 08-23-2011 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hector Hugh Munro

No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian Apologists have left one
nothing to disbelieve.
~ Hector Hugh Munro

Originally Posted by Francis Thompson

An atheist is a man who believes himself an accident.
~ Francis Thompson

**Solarflare** · 08-23-2011 03:41 AM

''You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.''

also win

**Replicon** · 08-23-2011 05:53 AM

"Man created God in his own image: intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent."

**StonedApe** · 08-23-2011 06:18 AM

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
Bill Hicks

**Ne-yo** · 08-23-2011 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Francis Bacon

It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in
philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
~ Francis Bacon

Originally Posted by B. North

He who never thirsts for God here, will thirst for Him before he has been dead
a minute.
~ B. North

**Solarflare** · 08-23-2011 03:28 PM

''Where knowledge ends, religion begins.''

''What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.''

**Marm** · 08-23-2011 04:31 PM

“After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands” - Friedrich Nietzsche

**Ne-yo** · 08-24-2011 06:06 PM

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
~ Franklin P. Jones

There is no being eloquent for atheism. In that exhausted receiver the mind
cannot use its wings,- the clearest proof that it is out of its element.
~ Hare

**Solarflare** · 08-25-2011 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by Ne-yo

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.
~ Franklin P. Jones

I would love for 'the lord' to disturb my atheism.

**Xei** · 08-25-2011 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by Solarflare

I would love for 'the lord' to disturb my atheism.

But believing that heaven doesn't exist and that death entails destruction is so much nicer! That's why atheists are so much more biased than Christians.

Plus if God is real that means we'll have to stop acting lawlessly, and nobody wants that.

**Ne-yo** · 08-25-2011 04:19 AM

Atheist's don't exist. If you ask anyone why they are an atheist they will proceed
to explain their religion of non belief.
~ Monksarnn

There is no being eloquent for atheism. In that exhausted receiver the mind
cannot use its wings,- the clearest proof that it is out of its element.
~ Hare

Oh posted that one already. Oh well.

**EmoScreamo** · 08-25-2011 08:41 AM

Atheists never kill in the name of god
-seen on a punkrocker's T-shirt-

Dyslexics pray to dog
-seen on a punkrocker's T-shirt-

**greenhavoc** · 08-25-2011 04:06 PM

Believer: God created everything from the nothing which created himself.
Non Believer: Deeeeeeeeeerp! Do you even know how ridiculous that sounds...lol, too cute man.

Believer: Humm, well then please enlightening me. =]
Non Believer: Matter created everything from the very nothing which created itself.

Believer:

Non Believer:

Me: Did we just become best friends?!!

**Ne-yo** · 08-25-2011 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by greenhavoc

Believer: God created everything from the nothing which created himself.

A believer doesn't say this. God was never created.

**Solarflare** · 08-25-2011 05:36 PM

''The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one''

**greenhavoc** · 08-25-2011 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Ne-yo

A believer doesn't say this. God was never created.

I'm a believer and I said it.....lol

It's bad enough when the atheist tells me I don't know what I'm talking about because said atheist, for some reason, doesn't have enough foresight to realize it may not even be the Christian god I'm in cahoots with

....but it's super duper special when a Christian tells me I don't know what I'm talking about when referring to the exact same being

I now remember why I don't venture down here anyone, peace out yall

**Spartiate** · 08-25-2011 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Ne-yo

A believer doesn't say this. God was never created.

Originally Posted by greenhavoc

I'm a believer and I said it.....lol

This can only be solved by Jihad.

**Ne-yo** · 08-25-2011 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by greenhavoc

I'm a believer and I said it.....lol

It's bad enough when the atheist tells me I don't know what I'm talking about because said atheist, for some reason, doesn't have enough foresight to realize it may not even be the Christian god I'm in cahoots with

....but it's super duper special when a Christian tells me I don't know what I'm talking about when referring to the exact same being

I now remember why I don't venture down here anyone, peace out yall

My bad bro. You're the first Christian I've ever come across that concluded God was created. I never said you didn't know what you were talking about. We just have different beliefs and that's cool.

**greenhavoc** · 08-25-2011 10:41 PM

I'm not a Christian.
Later friend.

**Ne-yo** · 08-25-2011 10:58 PM

ah ok. Later.

**Scatterbrain** · 08-26-2011 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Ne-yo

Atheist's don't exist. If you ask anyone why they are an atheist they will proceed
to explain their religion of non belief.
~ Monksarnn

Textbook example of religious butthurt.

**JussiKala** · 08-26-2011 01:09 PM

Pretty much everyone (can't be bothered to check if there's any that aren't) of ne-yos quotes are saying "ATHETITSTST ARE DENYING GOD!!!11!" - without any additional content. Erm kay, if that's the view you hold, it's pretty distorted. Just sayin'

"A belief which leaves no place for doubt is not a belief; it is a superstition."
José Bergamín