Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

But I love Coors light!

I should have recited my goals. I failed my WILD but got a DILD much later. I couldn't remember my goals but Oh well my son woke up and cut it short anyway.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

also, Coors lite ain't gonna do dick to you, you have my word

I beg to differ. Lots of great buzzes with Coors Light. You should give the two greatest beers in history another chance.

Big time Budweiser michelada night tonight. Whiskey Willie's is the best bloody Mary / michelada mix of all time. That's how it's done.

Too many world records to keep up with tonight.

I took a pill with beer, and I never looked back.

Guys?! I made chili! Who wants chili?!

This is some damn fine chili...

So it's that time of the week again!
I suppose you could mail me some chili.

need. beer.

Well. This is Firdaay night. and I hdd all doors light. ndd some more. I had a fucha ass week and tnhen a shit ass friday. rant rave cry complain. yep. afuck my ass. nattty light is cheap. I may need more til I kill my pain. I wanted to. sorry. not a good day. focus. fuck my spell check. its a hore. I play ps3 to blow off steam but I kant see it now. don't jugde me. you'd wanna be a drunk as too. please im a sorry. no i mean i cant see. am i dreaming? all things are dram. sorry. whay. im not. i have more. it all good bad day to be me. i shourd not say that. peace im happy n dizy. this has to be a drem. righ? such a dream sign mor me. fuch me. hah no i didimos;dfjk ing. :lokL: I'lb be back.

and fuck this racail bs were all the same fuck call you black and white. where people on earth. Just the same.

Well....

Good news is, you're right. Blood is all red on the inside. <3

Oh wow I posted that. Hahaha. I was proper drunk that time.

I'm drunk....I saw Dianeva post in chat, but I was busy with other parts of the forum, and was like "damn I missed her again". I just wanted to raise my beer up to her, since people all like "oh auron are you drunk?" before I complete a full "Well i'm working on it". I mean a full sentence.

y'alright peeps. breaking a huge hiatus to post this. It just felt... right...

Coors light sucks, just for the record.

Oh yea. I just noticed this was a sticky. When did that happen? The one and only sticky I have ever been honored to have.

One of our beautiful mods (Auron) did it because it makes it easier for the drunken to find it

to Drunk Views.

Well I suck.. I suck im so fuckeing ugh... idk.... lol

Idk how

this is possible listen i feel sl fick... so sick.... lol,... I feel so cik.. my cat even is tryign to pretned he's interested in me bu teven he know s im so drunk...ugh... okay...... hes staring at he wall to prevent awkard... fuck.... i love.. i dont know... okay im done... im sorrry... done...e................... btw im drunk guessi hdolut hve put in that thread lol... oh wait ok im gona copy past and put it ion that threa cinstead of rant rvae...ugh......holy fuck.........holy uck........ im a dead persorn girl.. lo ... guess i have a cat and hes lickin ghimsel fan dthats awsome lol.. idki.. better not say anyting lese i love yo u anyway so ok

Get a dog instead, they never pretend to be interested in you. They just are.

I wonder how many people hwere are actually drunk and the ones whor'e just pretending.

PS: Danieva is wasted.d

Originally Posted by grannypigms

whor'e

hehehe!

Originally Posted by GrannyPigms

PS: Danieva is wasted.d

I was and it's taken 2 days to fully recover from that hangover.

dos aeyone lik find da bird form coaocoa puffs sexxy??? cos i do

Originally Posted by Merck

Coors light sucks, just for the record.

XXX Oooohhhhh, I'm sorry.... That is incorrect. The right answer was that Coors Light is the second best beer in the world. And the answer was... second best beer in the world. You almost made it to the final round. See our manager backstage for cash and prizes, and thank you for playing.

I'm drunk. Say something!