Riddles Anyone?

[A dreamer168]

I had to write an Anglo-Saxon riddle for English class. Now, I'm asking the ppl of DV if THEY have any riddles to share. But, please, keep it clean

[Half/Dreaming]

Riddles, huh? The 2008 Presidential Election!!!

[A dreamer168]

Too true there!

[Riot Maker]

A truck weighs 1,400 punds. He is going over a bridge that's max capacity is 1,400 pounds. The truck get's half way across the bridge and then a bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

[A dreamer168]

No, but why?

[Oneironaut Zero]

A truck weighs 1,400 punds. He is going over a bridge that's max capacity is 1,400 pounds. The truck get's half way across the bridge and then a bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Not if it's a hummingbird. Probably not the answer...I'm just sayin'.

[Spartiate]

Max capacities always have safety margins .

[Patrick]

A truck weighs 1,400 punds. He is going over a bridge that's max capacity is 1,400 pounds. The truck get's half way across the bridge and then a bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Aha! But seriously... that doesn't seem like much of a riddle due to all the variables and uncertainties. Therefore, this riddle is technically innacurate and must be removed. I'll give you a pretty obvious one. "What builds mountains and destroys castles... brings life and hastens death... creates oceans and levels cities?"

[Abra]

I've got a good one: A girl went up to an apple tree with apples on it. She neither took apples nor left apples. How many apples were on the tree before the girl came?

[A dreamer168]

Please Post post answers too!

[slayer]

You should make rules like... You can only post a riddle if you answered the last person's riddle right. or something.

[A dreamer168]

What he said

[Riot Maker]

Not if it's a hummingbird. Probably not the answer...I'm just sayin'. Hahaha thats what i said to. But the "real" answear is that the truck would have lost enough Gas to compinsate for the weight of the bird.

[Abra]

Drat. Patrick edited his riddle in just as I posted my own riddle! Is it time?

[Patrick]

Drat. Patrick edited his riddle in just as I posted my own riddle! Is it time? Spot on! I have no idea about yours though... still thinking...

[Abra]

Spot on! I have no idea about yours though... still thinking... It's a pretty cruel riddle. I assure you, it is a single number! If you need a hint... Spoiler for hint: Solve the riddle... Grammatically.

[Man of Steel]

I've got a good one: A girl went up to an apple tree with apples on it. She neither took apples nor left apples. How many apples were on the tree before the girl came? Quite simple, really. Two.

[Grod]

Couldn't it be any number past two?

[Abra]

Quite simple, really. Two. Excellent! ^3^

[AmazeO XD]

I love riddles!

[A dreamer168]

I'm glad, my other thread kinda died out. Wasn't much of a thread anyway.

[DeadDollKitty]

Q:I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I? A:A Cigar Q:If you break me, i'll not stop working. if you can touch me, my work is done. if you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. A: The human heart Q: No sooner spoken than broken. A: Silence Q: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? A: yesterday, today, tomorrow Q:We are very little creatures, all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set, one of us youll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. In the fith you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we? A: A, E, I, O, and U Q: Where may you find roads w/o carts, forests without trees, and cities without houses? A: On a map Q: I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I ease the maids life. What am i? A: A broom Q:Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it? A: The Dark Q: This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms but has hands, lacks a head but has a face. What is it? A: A clock Q:What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see? A: Sand Q:What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward? A: An Icicle Q: Man walks over, man walks under, in time of war he burns asunder? A: A bridge Q: In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it? A: A bullet Q:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I? A: cheese Q: Walk on the living, they dont even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. A: Fallen Leaves Q:With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall. in the end, i rule all. A: Imagination of Man and Woman Q: Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came sweetness. A: The eater is a lion, the sweetness is honey made by bees which hived in the lions skull. Q:I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I? A: A candle Q: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in? A:Childbirth Ive got plenty more of these if you need them

[Man of Shred]

I've got a good one: A girl went up to an apple tree with apples on it. She neither took apples nor left apples. How many apples were on the tree before the girl came? precisely the same amount as when she left.

[A dreamer168]

HAHA!!!! This is fun!

[Patrick]

Q:What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see? A: Sand