Thread: The Pick-up Line Game

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

"Hey, are you any good with math? I have a problem I need help with . . ."

"Um . . . okay."

"What say we split the bill, subtract your clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and multiply?"

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

If I could be any enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes for replication. I threw in the replication bit to set it apart from RNA polymerase, chicka-yeah.

Also,

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

In every other dimension, we're already married with kids. We should probably get started before we fall further behind.

Epicly epic super-win.

"Your place or mine??"
"Both, you go to yours, I'll go to mine." [/FAILED PICKUPLINE]

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

Originally Posted by Leviatahon

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

[/THIRD TIME LINE HAS BEEN USED]

Originally Posted by TheLucid

[/THIRD TIME LINE HAS BEEN USED]

oh my bad.
is this one?

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

Originally Posted by Leviatahon

oh my bad.
is this one?

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

Yes, yes it has been.

Guy: [walks up to the bar and leans on it, eyeballing the girl next to him from th corner of his eye...]
Girl: ... Are you gonna keep staring or are you going to buy me a drink handsome?
Guy: I'll keep staring, it's cheaper [/gender control reversal]

Guy: [ sits in booth with girl after her boyfriend walks away to the restroom] Listen we probably have five minutes before your boyfriend comes back, so Hi I'm the one driving the maserati, and the passenger seat has your sizes written all over it, [looks at the girls body up and down] what are they, 'Slim and Sexy', how bout you come see if i made a sound investment. [/millionaires pick up line]

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Yes, yes it has been.

Silly, remember to post a pick-up line with each post even if you are just correcting others. -Flicks your nose.-

"Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?" - Rick Rossovich (as Chris McConnell from the movie, Roxanne.)

Did you just fart? because you blew me away.

Originally Posted by Vira

Silly, remember to post a pick-up line with each post even if you are just correcting others. -Flicks your nose.-

Ow‼ Okay....

Did you know that in college some of the princes of England used pick-up lines invlving their royalty and them being here to the king?? I forget what they are, though. I don't have any pickup lines right now, so here's a picture of a dog to compensate:

Dude, you need to get laid. I'm volunteering.

I'd like to knock you unconscious and do mean things to you.

This one works every time.

After staring at a girl long enough for her to say, "Creep . . ."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

---

"Hey, I need your help with a little problem. You see that girl over there (point/nod to the hottest girl in the place)? She's my ex, and I'm trying to make her jealous. You're the hottest girl I could find. Kiss me, quick, while she's looking."

Just the right balance of charming and asshole.

Would you like to get a cup of coffee?

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Just the right balance of charming and asshole.

This is the key to success.

Really, though? I'd probably go with the "Yeah... right, soooo... ... yeah, hi"

Originally Posted by XeL

This is the key to success.

-Pets him on the head.-
XeL, do you notice there's something missing?
-Notes there's no Pick-Up line in his post.-
It's alright, I'm sure you'll find out all on your
own, right? -Pats-

Fiona: "Shrek?"
[Puss turns around after licking himself, giving
her a once over before speaking.]
Puss In Boots:"For you baby, I could be.."

Originally Posted by Vira

Silly, remember to post a pick-up line with each post even if you are just correcting others. -Flicks your nose.-

"Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?" - Rick Rossovich (as Chris McConnell from the movie, Roxanne.)

lmao ^ too cute.

Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper

Did you just fart? because you blew me away.

oh.. sorry about that.

Originally Posted by XeL

I'd like to knock you unconscious and do mean things to you.

This one works every time.

yeah i've actually tried it a couple times. puls in the chikas pretty quickly.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

After staring at a girl long enough for her to say, "Creep . . ."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

---

"Hey, I need your help with a little problem. You see that girl over there (point/nod to the hottest girl in the place)? She's my ex, and I'm trying to make her jealous. You're the hottest girl I could find. Kiss me, quick, while she's looking."

Just the right balance of charming and asshole.

brother, the game i've given you is slowly working!!!

guy: have i seen you before?
Girl: (whilst walking away) did i look like this?

umm.. also...

girl: hey wanna buy me a drink?
guy: no. i think you're drunk enough already missy. i'm going to have the bartender cut you off so you don't risk getting alcohol poisoning. it is a killer you know. do you have a ride home? i can call you a cab do you don't drink and drive. i don't want you or anyone else to get hurt.
^ a real man. ska-doosh. lol

"Me love you long time!"