Thread: How do I hide a dead body?

Like a fucking hero.

Clear all fingerprints off it would be start. Get yourself some gloves and make sure you're wearing old clothes - you'll need gloves with those too to eliminate any traces of fingerprints.

Place the body somewhere in your house... just anywhere conspicuous. Smash your door in (make sure no one see's you do that) and go for a stroll. When you come back, you'll see someones broke into your place and randomly dropped a dead body in your front room. You should call the police about that.

I mean... your friend should.

Take it to the nearest police station, they'll be more than happy to take care of it. And you and your friend.

Originally Posted by DarkAngelEmpire

Clear all fingerprints off it would be start. Get yourself some gloves and make sure you're wearing old clothes - you'll need gloves with those too to eliminate any traces of fingerprints.

Place the body somewhere in your house... just anywhere conspicuous. Smash your door in (make sure no one see's you do that) and go for a stroll. When you come back, you'll see someones broke into your place and randomly dropped a dead body in your front room. You should call the police about that.

I mean... your friend should.

I feel a desire, nay! a want - Nay! A NEED! to point out the lie that is your signature.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

I feel a desire, nay! a want - Nay! A NEED! to point out the lie that is your signature.

Looks shopped to me.

Oh nice.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

I-- I don't know what to think anymore. WHAT IS REALITY???

Just cut it up and scatter the pieces in public trash cans, wrapped in bags. Try to avoid areas with homeless people digging through the trash looking for lunch. The guts could prove messy, but you can always flush those down the toilet. Hell, cut it up enough and you could probably flush most of it down the toilet. A blender might help with that.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Just cut it up and scatter the pieces in public trash cans, wrapped in bags. Try to avoid areas with homeless people digging through the trash looking for lunch. The guts could prove messy, but you can always flush those down the toilet. Hell, cut it up enough and you could probably flush most of it down the toilet. A blender might help with that.

This thing's been following me for eight months now.

What I do?

May relate to thread title, if this doesn't stop.

Hide it with the rest of your food.

How on earth did this thread continue to go on unlocked?

Originally Posted by Jeff777

How on earth did this thread continue to go on unlocked?

It's Kiza, he can't harm our society..

I take that back, Kiza is a harm to society!

Originally Posted by Mark75

Hide it with the rest of your food.

Fuck year, he's back

Start another relationship
Sorry if I'm, breaking open a old wound from that... You know, the Spider incident. :[

No he's not. Imposters.

lulz @ Kiza.

Who is this that dares pretend to be Mark the 75th son of the house of Zod?


Burn him, with the other corpses.

Originally Posted by no-name

Sorry if I'm, breaking open a old wound from that... You know, the Spider incident. :[

:[

Time to mournfully sing Memories by my window.

Originally Posted by no-name

Fuck year, he's back

Start another relationship
Sorry if I'm, breaking open a old wound from that... You know, the Spider incident. :[

You place, commas weird.

Also, not Mark.

The legacy of Mark75 is dead to Dreamviews. Any ressurections are zombies and are to be treated as such from here on out.

WTF is a Mark75?

Take Necro's advice.

Kiza come home!

Originally Posted by hellohihello

Kiza come home!

01:03 The_GreatestManAlive reply to HHH with 'I'll come home as soon as you get all those dongs out of your mouth.'

From Kiza, IRC, with Love.

Throw it over the next door neighbor's wall.