Thread: Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

Originally Posted by Ahluffyouh

I've also caught my brother fapping. :I
We were driving in the car to Florida, a ten-hour drive.. He was using his jacket as a little fort on his side of the backseat. I saw him moving around a lot under it but just assumed that he had been playing roughly with his DS. After a bit I decided to lift up the jacket because I wanted to see what game he had been playing.. UGH, you know how the rest goes.
I really wouldn't have cared, but the fact that he was just a couple feet away from me while do so.. /shivers

How'd your parents react? xD

lmao I've had a couple of close calls. I was sleeping over at a friend's house and I woke up pretty early so I started reading a comic and there was a hot girl bathing in a river or something, didn't get caught though. I also had a wet dream sleeping over at another friend's house. Once I was in the bathroom doing it with just my shirt on (don't ask) and my brother opened the door which I forgot to lock -_- But why he would open a closed bathroom door eludes me, lol. And I've also caught him jacking off while watching TV.

I have been caught once by my dad. But he didn't want to embarrass me so he acted as if he didn't even notice.
That was a huge relief for me because I really thought he didn't catch me. But after the 'event' it's crystal clear that he must have seen me, it would be impossible not to hear/see me.

But I have kind of repressed that memory. and I caught my brother over a dozen times masturbating. Most of the times when he was on his computer, but also when he was on my mom's laptop -In the living room-. And also when he was watching TV and i was in the room next to him, my other brother filmed it and showed it to me and we caught him together.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

You poor thing!!

I've never caught anyone.. I have heard noises coming from my parents' bedroom one evening when I got home a little earlier than expected. I ran back downstairs and emailed my best friend's mom because I was so traumatized. Then about an hour later I decided it was safe enough to emerge out of my hiding place, and I saw my parents chasing each other around the kitchen table.

Originally Posted by Oktober

I have been caught once by my dad. But he didn't want to embarrass me so he acted as if he didn't even notice.
That was a huge relief for me because I really thought he didn't catch me. But after the 'event' it's crystal clear that he must have seen me, it would be impossible not to hear/see me.

But I have kind of repressed that memory. and I caught my brother over a dozen times masturbating. Most of the times when he was on his computer, but also when he was on my mom's laptop -In the living room-. And also when he was watching TV and i was in the room next to him, my other brother filmed it and showed it to me and we caught him together.

I was hopng to find a gif of Milhouse from simpsons eating a repressitol but i guess this'll do

Originally Posted by Ahluffyouh

I've also caught my brother fapping. :I
We were driving in the car to Florida, a ten-hour drive.. He was using his jacket as a little fort on his side of the backseat. I saw him moving around a lot under it but just assumed that he had been playing roughly with his DS. After a bit I decided to lift up the jacket because I wanted to see what game he had been playing.. UGH, you know how the rest goes.
I really wouldn't have cared, but the fact that he was just a couple feet away from me while do so.. /shivers

Oh my gawd...that's gross. :'(

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they're all gross :/

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

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they're all gross :/

No, some are quite enjoyable.

tru dat tru dat

Furthest i've got is hearing my brother through a wall. It was pretty bad because it's not like he just jumped up and shouted or anything since I didn't walk in. Eventually I just shouted "what are you DOING in there!?" but got no reply for several minutes. I was trying to get into the bathroom to pee before going to bed.

I heard my parents one time. I was like "Welp" and went to bed.

My dad caught me fappin one time, but I think he pretended not to notice. I was fappin up a storm, then all of a sudden, door opened. Then it closed. That was all that I know.

And once, I was caught fooling around with a girlie in my grandpa's pool. Yup.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

I heard my parents one time. I was like "Welp" and went to bed.

My dad caught me fappin one time, but I think he pretended not to notice. I was fappin up a storm, then all of a sudden, door opened. Then it closed. That was all that I know.

And once, I was caught fooling around with a girlie in my grandpa's pool. Yup.

Before my parents broke up I used to hear them all of the time. My room is right next to theirs, with my bed set against the wall. The wall I might add, is very thin. There may as well be no wall at all. I also heard my brother going at it a few nights ago. I was half asleep and then all of a sudden "bump bump bump". I froze and forced myself to fall asleep faster.

I've been caught kissing a guy in a tent but other than that, nothing haha. It was awkward though because we were in the same sleeping bag..

One of my friends walked in on some freshman "chocking the chicken" in the bathroom. Not even in the stall either, right around the corner by the urnials, no door or anything to hide behind.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

My dad caught me fappin one time, but I think he pretended not to notice. I was fappin up a storm, then all of a sudden, door opened. Then it closed. That was all that I know.

LMFAO!

Yeah.... man I've been caught so many times it's not even funny. Same thing as someguy.
Two or three other times I have been caught as well. And once having sex.

Have I been caught?

Nope, but there were definitely close calls - especially when I'm going at it and I don't hear the footsteps until they're like almost outside the door, while I'm browsing porn/hentai on the pc. I have enough time to quickly zip the pants and act as if I'm browsing on the desktop before the parents knock and come in - the computer is facing away from the door, so I have enough time to quickly close out and pull up a different tab. When they would leave, I would ponder a few moments before using new tabs to "reopen closed tabs".

Have I caught anyone?

I haven't clearly caught someone openly in the act. However, when I was in high school in either 10th or 11th grade, there was this one male at a lunch table who would spend a lot of time with his hand just underneath the table. People believed that he was masturbating o a regular basis, as they all told each other. A few quick observations one day was all it took to believe that.

Originally Posted by StrDreamer

I haven't clearly caught someone openly in the act. However, when I was in high school in either 10th or 11th grade, there was this one male at a lunch table who would spend a lot of time with his hand just underneath the table. People believed that he was masturbating o a regular basis, as they all told each other. A few quick observations one day was all it took to believe that.

that is interesting

Originally Posted by Korley

Before my parents broke up I used to hear them all of the time. My room is right next to theirs, with my bed set against the wall. The wall I might add, is very thin. There may as well be no wall at all. I also heard my brother going at it a few nights ago. I was half asleep and then all of a sudden "bump bump bump". I froze and forced myself to fall asleep faster.

I've been caught kissing a guy in a tent but other than that, nothing haha. It was awkward though because we were in the same sleeping bag..

My mom/step dad openly say in front of me when they're going to do it to gross me out O_o

And kissing? Awww I was doing a bit more than kissing teehee...

Apparently a boy my family knew was caught doing it in school. My sister came home one day and just burst out saying it. We were all like "Haha!". Totally funny.

nope neither being caught or have caught someone
I'm pretty happy 'bout that

My dad caught me masturbating, he never saw anything, but it was really obvious.

Originally Posted by iorbital

beating it to hentai.

Lmao. I almost forgot about this, but I'd say it's pretty relevant...not to mention hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Lmao. I almost forgot about this, but I'd say it's pretty relevant...not to mention hilarious.
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I have never been caught or caught anyone, but one of my friends was having sex with her boyfriend in a wood when they were disturbed by a dog, closely followed by owner...