Aren't you sick and tired of having lucid dreams? Well here is a guide that will help you out!

1. Don't think about lucid dream: Seriously. Just being curious about lucid dreaming will sometimes get you in that state of mind. You may just have a spontaneous lucid from just thinking about it. So for your safety, don't you dare think about lucid dreams

2. Don't have a plan: Never ever plan what you are going to do while lucid. If you somehow got lucid and had a plan you might follow through on it! But if you didn't have a plan you will be like "hmm what should I do..." and lose lucidity or wake up. So please, don't plan anything

3. No binaural beats with the words "Lucid dreaming" in the title: Binuaural beats are all well and good and can help with lots of things. So I won't condemn all of them but stay away from the ones that help with lucid dreaming. They just MIGHT work. And that is not what you want...right?

4.Don't look at others dream journals: Stay the hell away from any lucid dreaming book or from peoples dream journals. Simply reading someones dream journal may get you in that right state of mind to get a lucid.

5.Don't join any DVA classes: Dedicated people on this website have even created classes for people to attend for the sole purpose of achieving lucidity or expanding conscious awareness. These classes are extremely dangerous. If you see one, stay calm, press the back arrow and just forget you ever noticed it. These people want you to have lucid dreams, they are evil and must be avoided at all cost.

6. Don't keep a dream journal: If you have your dreams recorded in any shape or form, be it written,typed, audio, etc. Then throw it in the trash and never think about it again. Doing this will make your recall gradually go down to the point where you remember just about none of your dream activities. Or if you are thinking about making a dream journal then calmly push that thought out from your mind.

7.Don't meditate: Meditation can help increase your awareness throughout the day. This waking awareness can and WILL start to become prevalent into your dream state. This is not good at all! You must not realize you are dreaming, which means that if you are the type of person that meditates and pays attention to everything then stop that bad habit of yours NOW and think useless thoughts!

8.Get off dreamviews: The fact that you are reading this means you are on dreamviews. I want you to click on that little red X on the top right of the screen and never return here again. dreamviews has a lot of dangerous knowledge. A lot of tips that can help you achieve lucidity, not only that but there are people that will answer all of your lucid dreaming questions! How dare they help you achieve lucidity! I know I have helped a couple and I have seen the errors of my ways. I am sorry for doing this to you guys....





PS. Today is opposite day...