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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Sleept for a very long time this morning and I woke up exhausted. I needed it though, haven't gotten a good night's sleep since I started working this week. Had a short LD which wasn't very vivid, but it's something to start off the new year with.

23.00: Sleep

09.30: Short LD MILD
I've just killed a bunch of animals with a filet knife. It's not like I've done it because I enjoyed it, I get the feeling that they were suffering. A woman in an excavator apparently doesn't agree with me. She tries to kill me by slamming the excavator arm down on me. I jump away and try to hide from her behind some tries. In two swift strokes all the trees are gone and I'm about to be next. I jump to the right and head through an open wooden gate. I close the doors just as she's about to crush me. "Don't forget to lock them" she yells at me. I put my hand on them and think "lock" and they do. I look around. I'm in the middle of an old Japanese style temple shaped like a square.

I become lucid and figure I have to escape through the door on the other side before she can come back around. I spot a motorbike and get on. For some reason I'm holding a samurai sword. I put it away behind my back, imagining having a scabbard there just like "Blade" does. I start the bike and take off down a narrow road. I look to my left and can see the excavator going down the road on the other side. I take a shortcut which the murderous bitch didn't foresee and end up going past just behind her. I'm not going faster than 70 km/h though and that is way too slow. I look down at the engine and imagine it getting more horse powers. The engine slowly starts to produce a high pitched sound just like a formel one car does, and the pistons starts glowing just like in the cinematic intro for "Starcraft 2". I am soon going really fast, but the dream fades.

11.00: DV party
I'm with some guy infront of a supermarket. He starts complaining about the price of the stuff he just bought. "I should have gotten a discount man!" he tells me angrily. We head back into the store to find out why he didn't get a discount. We arrive at the soda section and I take a look at his receipt. I grab the sign we were watching before and rip the paper off. "Here, why didn't this apply?!" I ask a girl working there. She explains to us that he couldn't take different kinds of soda, only exactly what it says on the sign.

There's some commotion nearby and I check it out. In a sofa just around the corner is Xei, Limitless and Auron and a bunch of other people I don't recognise. They're watching as Xei is trying to down a shot of black booze, but he fails. "Ah don't be mean, he's not used to that" Limitless says and takes the rest of his shot. I greet with everyone. "Shouldn't we be drinking something stronger?" I ask and ask my friend to bring out some Shockwave (the liqueur) from the fridge. "Let's do tequila shots! Limitless and Matte you guys do it!" someone yells out. "Yeah sure" I say and grab a pair of sunglasses and put them on. Limitless starts taking photos of me and I flex since I have got no shirt on.

11.00: Playing Battlefield
I'm playing "Battlefield" and I'm flying an old school propeller plane. I circle around a small town in search for the other plane and soon find it. My friend Henrik is watching me play. I take the other plane out with a few bursts from my machinegun. I land the plane and shoot a guy. I keep on shooting people that pops up. The weapons seem to change though, first they're really old but as the game progresses they change into World War 2 weapons, and then modern ones. I'm being cornered in a basement by everyone on the server, they're intent on taking me out. I throw grenades and shoot them in the face with a shotgun. After a long time Henrik asks if he can play. "I'll just die first" I say and check the score. 89 kills and 10 death's. "Wow I rock" I say and continue to kill people.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Telekinesis in my next LD, hopefully tomorrow morning.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Really wanted a big lucid last night in which I would wreak havoc on the enviroment with my dream weapon. Still had a lucid, but it was a bit weird and I lost lucidity.

00.20: Sleep

07.00: Fragment
*I'm up at our vacation cabin northern Sweden. Some woman wants to do some spiritual reading or whatever on me, and I agree to do it. I walk up to her table and she starts talking. At first it all sounds good. "Okay let's see here. You seem like a happy person" she says, but then it gets bad quickly. "There's something with you, oh my god! AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!" she gets sucked into another dimension or whatever with a flash. I wake up with a jerk.

07.00: Tiny WBTB

10.00: Fragments
*I'm playing some kind of strategy game and I'm about to show someone how it's done. I realise the enemy has already built all over the map and I restart the game.

*I'm in a house with some other people. One guy claims they found twenty green lizards and they're taking care of them. I spot two on the floor.

*I write down my dreams on a bun. I use a knife to carve the words in there.

10.00: Being famous and driving a car MILD
I'm in the middle of a big crowd with two other people of my age. We've just signed a big writer's contract. "Okay then, it's done" I say and start clapping my hands. People cheer and clap all around us. A few other older writers are there, and they lead the way out of the place. Paparazi start taking photos as we walk outside. A girl from my class is wearing a very revealing white and skin coloured dress and we talk for a while.

The dream skips. I'm on a highway, and my brother is behind me. The entire scene is blurry and dark. I visualize what's going on and what will happen more than actually experiencing it, but I haven't lost the dream. I start walking down the road, my little bro at my heels. I spot a red sports car and I get in. He gets in next to me and we take off. It doesn't have the horse power that I expect but after a while we're going pretty fast.

I lose lucidity, and my two sisters are in the car with us. A city appears infront of us and we drive under the biggest building I've seen in my life and in my dreams aswell. It's a huge sports arena, shaped like a white ball. I look up at the million white seats (somehow upside down) and marvel at it for a while.

10.00: Old house
I'm walking down a road, inspecting the road work. I arrive at the house I grew up in, and I keep on walking until I see my friend's old house. It's up on a steep hill, and I grab a donkey from nowhere and intend for it to take me up it. It takes a few steps with me on its back, but soon it turns around. I jump off and climb the hill myself. There's green poo all around me, and I step in some. At the house I knock on the door and an old man opens. I tell him about my friend who used to live there and I get to come in.

Some poo gets on his carpet, but he doesn't seem to notice. "What year is it?" I ask him. "2007" he tells me. I figure I must be twenty then. We walk into another room and I can see the real house my friend was living in. "That's where he lived before he lived in here" I tell the man, but he doesn't seem to care. He shows me some blue construction worker pants. "If you want, when you're twenty five. You can study for seven or eight years and move up" he tells me. I realise he's way too trusting, and would be easily fooled by some criminal if he just lets me in his house like that.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Going away for a week. Will write down my dreams if I get any cool ones. You kids behave while I'm gone.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was out drinking last night and I didn't expect to dream much. I got alot of sleep though so the REM rebound kicked in, resulting in a very long dream. Was too tired to write things down properly and lost most recall of a lucid.

01.00: Sleep

08.30: Driving DILD
It's dark out and I'm at work. I once again have to lock up all the containers myself. Suddenly I realise I'm dreaming. Something's off with my vision though and I have to really struggle to raise my eyes from the ground. I can hear someone walking next to me. I finally get my eyes up and stabilize the dream by focusing.

I spot a silvery car and I walk over to it. I get in and yell "stabilize now!" as I do. Everything becomes clearer, cool. I start the car and take off. I go around the construction site for a while before coming up to a very sharp turn. I will the car to stay on track while maintaining speed. I spot a big crane lying on its side up ahead and I hit the gas. I go up on the crane and jump, spinning as I do. I decide to let the dream go.

11.00: Wrong medicine
I'm with my coworkers Björn and Valdis. We're at some medicine store in the middle of the forest. Valdis had bought headache medication for his wife, but the guy had scammed him. He confronts the guy behind the counter and slams the package on the desk. "This is blue berries!" he shouts at him. "The very thing she was getting headaches and stomach aches from, and you give me more?" Valdis is very upset, and the guy behind the counter is apologizing. "I'll be back in 15 minutes" he tells us and walks through a gate.

Me and Björn get in a car and start going down a hill on a road. All of a sudden he stops the car. "I don't want to miss this" he tells me and starts backing up. I buckle up and man are we going fast. I'm sure we will crash any second and I hold on for dear life. After a while the car stops and we get out. I walk up to the man selling the medicine, he's holding another package along with the previous brown one. I spot something green which says something about tattoos. I start asking him questions about medicine and he seems like a reasonable guy, selling herbs and stuff. "What do you call your profession?" I ask him. "Pharmacist" he tells me. Makes sense.

I spot a few lions behind the gate leading up to a trailer, and all of a sudden a black panther starts licking my hands. "He seems to like you, or you've eaten something" the man tells me. I let the panther lick my hands for a while and gently lead him through the gate and close it. "I want some pain killers for my wrists" I tell him. Since I was with Valdis who had apparently offended him, he tells me I can't tell him my name. "You will have to draw a map as we go instead."

I look around and realise we're in a huge mansion, standing in the lobby. I grab a paper lying on a table and a pen. Someone's already drawn a map up until the door the herb guy is at. I draw a line and an arrow. We head through the door, someone other guy is with us now. The room is filled with lions. "You have to pass through these levels" the guy tells us. The lions don't do anything and we all go through a second door. This room has zombies in it, but they appear to be very slow. They reach for us but I easily dodge them and push some away. "Are we allowed to kill them or what?" I ask. "You do what you gotta do" Herbman says.

We burst through the next door unharmed, but the zombies in this room is a whole other story. I quickly run to the right and head for a cabin standing in the middle of the room. The other guy goes left towards a new door. "Let's go through here!" I shout and open the cabin. It's got a weird spike statue in it. "Nevermind" I say and kick a zombie in the face. I punch a few more and grab one with telekinesis, crushing his throat. I hear a scream and head for the other guy, but there are just zombies everywhere. I punch and kick them all to death, and all of a sudden one rises. It's the guy I was with. I hit him in the face and head down a hatch.

"Congratulations" the Herbman says. "You're the last survivor, now we do it all again. Everyone remember your roles and read the books for guidance." I read the first page of the book I'm holding. I'm some kind of black woman apparently.

11.00: Fragment
I'm watching my coworker Nicke play the game "Entropia Universe." He's got very heavy weapons. "The other rifles just had burst, I wanted fully automatic ones" he tells me as he's taking down a very big creature. I'm amazed. An explosion sends him flying through the air and I try to help him go to the creature he killed to claim his loot. He lands several kilometers away. I laugh.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! I intend to get lucid tomorrow morning, and teleport. We'll see how it goes.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Let's get to it.

23.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm at my uncle's place. It's his birthday and I feel very lonely for some reason. I sit down in the bathroom and sulk. I spot a small plastic bag with a few white rocks in it. It looks like some decorative massage trash. I take out one of the stones and put it in my mouth. Mmm, mint.

*I'm fishing with Monica. There's no activity at all for a long time. Suddenly I can see my bobber going away. I try to pull it up and there's a huge fish on the hook. It speeds off, snapping my fishing line. "Damn, that was huge!" I say and open my fishing bag. I've got some super strong line in there I intend to use. Some guy shows up as I'm putting the line in place.

*I'm in school once again. My polish coworker Valdis is there with me. He looks a bit tense. I attend some class and we're at page 109. After class some guy is being a douche. I'm with two of my friends and Valdis and we confront him in a corner. Valdis attacks him and kicks his ass. I drag him away from there before he can do too much damage. Valdis puts up his hand and shows me his finger. "It's broken, see?" he tells me and wiggles it. It's bent upwards and blue. Each time he wiggles it, it makes a snapping sound.

11.00: Driving and tools
My dad tells me over the phone that I have to clean up a truck. It belongs to a guy I used to work with, and he told my dad to clean it, and my dad told me. "Run it in the carwash, car cleaning" he tells me. I'm down at the local Statoil and enter the carwash. It's showered in water and apparently that's it. I head for the drive through and tell the girl in the cashier I want to pay. "That will be 499 kronor for the car wash" she tells me. Damn that's alot of money for a car wash. Wait a second... Didn't my dad say something else? Car wash... Oh well. I hand her the cash and check the side of the truck, it's already dirty. I run my finger over the dirt but nothing comes off.

I get in, Monica's in the passenger seat and we take off. I'm in a hurry and have only time to put on my seatbelt over one arm. A roundabout comes up and I step on the brakes. The roads are covered in snow though, so we just slide. I can see a motorcycle coming from the left but I slide all the way out into the roundabout. I decide to speed up instead and take the first right. I put my hand up to the biker who had to slow down, and he puts his white gloved hand up. Oh shit, white gloves and white helmet, he's a cop!

The police turns on the sirens and waves for me to follow him. Fuck! I stop behind him at the bus stop up ahead. I pull the handbrake but the truck still wants to slide backwards. I step on the brakes aswell and open my window. "Registration and driving license" he tells me. "I've only got my driving license, but this isn't my truck, it's a friend of my dad's" I know the story sounds like a big fat lie and I can feel I'm in trouble. The truck won't stop sliding though. "Let me park up ahead". The police accepts and we go to turn up ahead.

I can't seem to get the damn truck to stop sliding, and I hear the police whining alot about it. Suddenly I'm standning nearby, without the truck. The dream must have skipped. Oh shit, I can't leave my truck like that, people will steal all the tools. I start running back and halfway there I spot a guy with a drilling tool in his hands. God damnit! Up ahead people are opening up the truck and one guy is on the phone. "Yeah, just get down here, it's free to just grab" I can hear him say. I try to kick him but he jumps away. "Okay, okay relax!" he tells me and hangs up the phone.

"Everyone, this is my shit, get the fuck out of here!" I yell and try to kick people. Even though I land a few kicks, it's like I'm doing it in slow motion. One guy tries to calm me down by telling me I'm right, and that they made some mistakes.

The dream skips. I haven't reached the truck yet. I run towards it and there's just a single guy looting it now. It's an old coworker of mine. Chrille. We argue for a very long time. I school him in right and wrong, why he reacts like he does and everything. Stubborn old man refuses to listen to reason. "You know why? Because if you did, you would have to admit that doing your way for your entire life has been wrong, by doing so, you've lived the "wrong way", making all those years useless" I whisper in his ear, screaming doesn't seem to do anything anymore.

"I just need to do a job with the drill" he tells me. I look behind us, there's a hole in the ground. "How deep does it have to go?" I ask. "About one meter" he tells me. I agree to let him do the job and we enter a small door leading into the mountain next to us. Two people greet us in the cave and we get to work. We can't do much before we have to stop though. Apparently there are appartments above us and if we make too much noise, the owner will go crazy. As we're standing there, barely breathing, I hear footsteps. A woman appears and she starts yelling at us. We get out of the cave and head for the mini van's up ahead.

One coworker, Christian, can't seeem to get his shirt on. We run away from him and jump into the already packed van. We slam the door in his face and head off. My sisters are in the car, along with my friend G who's driving and my brother and his girlfriend. My sister Malin is to my right and my brother's girlfriend on my left. I can't fit between them, and I struggle to squeeze down. G is driving like a madman. "Slow down for fucks sake!" I tell him. "I haven't even buckled up yet". It's still very slippery out and I can feel the car sliding. We ride for a few minutes before my brother's girlfriend starts talking. "We're not going home".

G turns the car around and go the other way. I still can't slide down into my seat. "I don't feel so good" Malin tells me. I can tell she's about to puke. "Do it out the window!" I tell her. She starts gagging, a second later she's vomiting all over the side of the car. She keeps at it for atleast a minute, it's unbelieveable how much she can vomit. Some of it sprays in the faces of the people in the back, and I close the window a bit more. I hand her some paper. "Do you think it's illegal to throw it out just like that?" she asks me. I look behind us, several cars are there. "Yeah, just put it in the bag" I tell her and my other sister holds up a back.

People stuff the bag full of paper they have hidden. I check the signs for directions. E2. "Where are we going?" I ask G. We've arrived in a tunnel and I don't recognise the signs. One road leads up, out of the tunnel and we get on it. "It's the new way" he tells me. "We will arrive at mount Everest" he tells me. I understand, mount Everest is the small hill in our home town. We're now driving on a road going on the same level as most roofs in Stockholm. I check around and the buildings looks incredible. I spot some very nice looking appartments with huge windows. I remember being in one of those recently. "That's where Birgitt lives" I say and point.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 200 ml applejuice

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a cool lucid last night. Got to drive my very first sports car ever! I've started a new project, but since I just thought it up last night I didn't really know what to do when I got lucid, so I just went with the flow which made the dream end after a while. Must have something to strive for!

22.30: Sleep

04.30: Driving DILD



I'm not sure how it started, but zombies were coming after me. As I had just realised I was dreaming I was in no hurry. The car infront of me looks awesome. It's a red sports car and I break a window to get in. I sit down and turn on the engine. Zombies swarm the car but I don't even pay attention to them and take off. It seems like I'm out on the country. I follow the narrow dirt road and speed up. I must have been doing 150 km/h atleast.

What was I supposed to do when I got lucid? I can't remember. What the heck, this is cool enough. I continue on the road for a few minutes. I can't see very well anymore and it's like I have slided down in my seat. Cool, this is a rather long dream. I sit straight again and take a look at my hand. It's disfigured, four fingers and they're almost completely white. I reckon it's the sun shining. I soon get bored with just driving normally and I speed up at a small hill. The car starts flying a few meters above the road. I enjoy it for half a minute or so.

I begin to wake up. I can feel my body and I decide to DEILD. I think the SP sets in, but I lose consciousness.

04.30: Fragments
*I'm standing in a hill at work. I try to direct this huge crane.

*My mom calls me and tells me my sister Malin is sick. She's down at the local supermarket and wants me to come there.

04.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Actually my sister did get sick today, not something serious, probably just her gluten allergy or something. But was still kinda cool that I dreamt that she was sick!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!