Psychonautic

I was in school at first. It was Mrs. Roberts class. I kept thinking about the fact that I may have not gone to all of my classes the previous day. I think I might've dreamed for two days on this campus, not two whole days, just two (dream) separate days. On the first day I walked in and looked for a seat. There was an open one right between these two cute girls. I sat down there. The desks were grouped into tables like back in grade school. The girl to my left was especially attractive and I talked with her about random things. I helped her out with something, I think it was math or school related, the class was statistics. Towards the end of the class, she was up doing something and I walked by her and patted her on the shoulder. I can't remember her specific reaction, I think she might have grabbed my hand and tossed it or something, I just remember it was fiery and flirtatious and made me laugh. Eventually the class was over. I remember all the kids at my group of desks surrounding me, asking me for something or waiting to see something of mine. I can't quite remember exactly. Eventually they left and I found myself on the ground picking up my old action figures off of the ground. I remember picking up C3PO, Goku, the Giant (wrestler), and another wrestling figure. After I picked them up, I'm not sure what I did with them, but I left the class.

I started looking for my other class and couldn't find it so I tried looking in my bag for a class schedule. I realized I didn't have a bag and concluded I must have forgotten it back in my last class. I couldn't remember how to get there and decided to say fuck it. I started walking campus and it began to look more like a mall than a campus. That’s when it came. A gigantic basilisk. It was attacking people, people were running in terror. It was at least 100 feet long. It approached me and asked, “Do you want to fight me?” I responded, “No, I want to help you.” “Then help me break that glass”” he said as he pointed to the Footlocker store inside the mall. The mall was made up of several buildings that all had stores inside of them. I opened the door to one of these buildings and he slithered inside. He wasn’t a typical basilisk he had an upper body similar to a humans in structure, but lizard like in appearance, with a snake-like body. I walked over to the Footlocker and instead of breaking the glass, I opened the door. The people ran out and the snake-dude slithered in. I shut the door, leaving him trapped inside. I was worried he’d still be able to get out, and he did. I then coerced him outside of the building and made a break for it back inside. He began to follow me so I ran into the back right corner of the building where there was a door which led to a hotel room. I spent a little time in here. I called my mother to tell her what was going on, she told me it was all just a dream (talk about irony).

While in the room I felt the urge to masturbate for some reason. The door to the hotel room had become more of a hallway and I was trying to find an angle at which I could masturbate without people seeing me. Eventually I saw the snake-man again and I shut the door and while I was trying to lock it, I felt the handle move down and the basilisk began to open the door. I quickly ran out the back door of the hotel room and started sprinting through the desert landscape, running alongside the length of the building. I finally made it back around to the front of it. There were still tons of people at the mall and I was confused as to why no one was evacuating or even panicking. As I was walking somehow it occurred to me: I was dreaming. I started to embrace my position of power in the dream world. I felt supercharged and ready for action. I grabbed a random person in the crowd and it turned out to be Brittany. I asked her, how do I kill the basilisk? She laughed and said you just have to try. Then, unfortunately, impulse took over and I grabbed her by the arm and we started walking toward a bench to fuck. I decided I could do it sitting down with her on top, and that way I wouldn’t focus too much on her and destroy my dream. I took my pants off, sat down, and started to remove hers. Wake fucking up. I’m not sure why, my dream didn’t collapse. I just woke up. I suppose maybe something in my house woke me up…. I really don’t know for sure though. Shoulda just fought the snake lol.

It started out with me in my Effective Thinking class, the teacher asked who the only ones that needed to present still were. My partner got up and went in front of the class so I followed him. I looked down at my note cards and I was think "fuck, I don't want to give a presentation right now, this fucking sucks, but I have to for my grade.... wait a second, didn't I already give this presentation?" I tell the teacher, "we already presented, I distinctly remember doing it, and the grade we got on it, why are we going again?" She told me we hadn't presented yet, and thats when it hit me pretty hard, I said out loud "OHHHHHHHHHHH this is a dream!" I laughed about it and then said, "Well fuck this class, I'm gonna go explore."

Now again I have the option of what should I do? I decide I want my fucking gladiator battle already! So I decide I'm going to try searching for a gladiator arena. I walk out of the classroom into a hallway and began walking around thinking in my mind "I have to find the gladiator arena" trying to get myself to believe as much as possible that I'll find one. I walk outside the building and I don't see one anywhere, so I enter the building across from me with the hopes that when I exit it again on the other side, I might find the arena I'm looking for. While walking through the hallway I get a little bored and decide to fight someone while I continue on my search. I punch this random asian guy and he just run away. Then I see Brandon Street. I walk up to him and push him and say, "Let's fight!" I start throwing punches at him, but my blows land extremely soft. I do barely any damage and am a little confused by it. His blows are also coming at me in a sort of slow motion, and I easily dodge them, he doesn't even follow all the way through with his punches. So I put all my weight on my back foot and try to throw it all forward for the most powerful punch I can deliver. It still lands soft and not much happens, he throws one a bit faster this time and it makes me flinch, causing me to close my eyes. Fuck! I open them and everything is really hazy and within a second my dream fades and I wake up.