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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! That was one sucky night's worth of sleep. I had one of the freakiest nightly adventures ever which was kinda cool. Also to you who don't know what they are, here's a short briefing:

Nightly Adventure: I guess it's me sleepwalking, only I'm awake. I wake up and have hallucinations and act out. Sometimes I wake up right away and see whatever is there, sometimes I wake up while in the middle of it all. I usually scream out loud to the intruder, throw something at him/her/it or run up away from danger which is in my bed. Have done countless retarded things during the years. I usually start to snap out of it gradually after ten or so seconds.

22.10: Sleep

23.55: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and I will die! The entire side of my room is going to fall down on me so I jump out of bed and run to my kitchen. I stay there for twenty seconds while hyperventilating and listening to my heartbeat which is beating away like a drum. What's happening? Is this real? "Monica?!" I say out loud. "Yeah...?" she replies from bed. I slowly relax and is shaking by the time I go back to bed.

02.00: Fragments
*I'm with a very hot chick clad all in black. We're at some kind of pawn shop. "I'll take a condom" I tell the guy in the booth. I smile to the girl. "Wait, I'll take three" I tell him and grab the condoms. The girl jumps me and starts dryhumping me on the spot. It feels good! Maybe a little bit too good... I don't want to waste this on a dryhump, but too late! I walk away and just walk around aimlessly in some corridors. Oh, another dream I don't wake up from after having an orgasm, cool!

*I'm fishing with my brother Morgan. We're fishing for a very long time actually, and we get several sea bass. I manage to throw into the sea weed all the time. "Soon I've fished up half the lake's worth of grass" I tell him and throw the green slime back along with my worm.

05.10: Guitars
I'm with an entire school it seems. We're walking in a subway and I cut in line. I'm holding a black and white guitar and cover it up so that no one accidentaly breaks it. I spot an old classmate; Mathias, he's got a guitar aswell. I head up the stairs ahead of everyone and end up on a large square. I can see neon signs all around me and I figure they must be some kind of clubs. A bunch of people show up and I recognise them all. They're holding guitars aswell and we all sit down on a couple of benches after joking around a while. Victor's got an amazing instrument.



It's a guitar, bass and drum in one! It's divided in sections of a few centimeters each, with different symbols all around. You can spin a section and if you tap it, a sound comes out. He starts running his fingers all around it, spinning several "wheels" at once, hammering away with his hands. I can hear which song he's playing; "Disturbed - Indestructible". He gives up after hitting the wrong ones. "It's too damn hard" he tells us, I think it sounded awesome.

Jonas has an old guitar instead of an electric one which the rest of us has. He starts playing on it and I pluck away on my own. I remember looking at slash112's video of him playing something and I try to repeat it. It sounds okay.


05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 4 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I had a VERY hard time sleeping last night and I didn't get much sleep at all in the end. Hopefully I will tonight, but a tiny lucid and a cool dream never fails to make my spirits rise!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! When I get my hallucinations in the middle of the night, it's not just visual. I kinda sleepwalk when I see them and I act out. They don't disappear because I get all excited and pick up something, prepared to throw it in their face. Had one last night, and awoke Monica in the process.

23.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly adventure
I wake up and I notice that Monica's using telekinesis on some kind of object. She's going to make the ceiling lamp fall down! "Hey you need to stop that! Come on, it's going to fall!" I say to her and shake her awake. I run up and hold up my hands to catch it incase it's going to fall. I can clearly see that the object I was seeing, was just the lamp itself. Monica's awake now and asks me to calm down. "Fucking hallucination!" I say angrily.

07.00: Pissed old ladies
I'm on a cruise ship with my family. We're all in a shoestore and some old lady starts to argue with my mother. My mother's a fierce one though, and gets pissed off. Another one comes up to me as I'm sitting there and asks me if I was trashtalking her. "Uhm no..." I say and try to remember what she's talking about. "I only said that stupid people shouldn't have strong opinions and refuse to listen to reason". This clearly pisses her off and I laugh. I get out of the store and get into an elevator. I stand there for a long time, trying to get onto my floor. I suddenly start thinking that this dream is indeed a long one, as I can't recall any dream skip within it.

10.50: Spain
I'm on a bus with my brother and my uncle. We seem to be in another country, like Spain. It's hot as hell and we're going through some slum neighbourhood. For some reason I decide to get off and end up all alone. I look around me and can see small shops everywhere, with those metal security doors you pull down. I know I'm in a bad neighbourhood so I start running back the way the bus came from. I run for a long time before I decide to pick up my map and check where I am at. I can't read the map, it's a jumble of retarded lines and figures.

10.50: Fragment
*I'm at the gym again. It's been almost a year and I try some weights out. I pick up a 3kg weight and lift it. It's really heavy and I struggle with it. I put it behind my back and push upwards. It feels all wrong and I watch myself in the mirror. I'm skinny as never before.

10.50: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, few beers

That's it! Yeah yeah, wow wow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! I just got a new computer, and therefore I haven't been focusing much on dreams lately. I did try a half-assed WBTB this morning with a little supplements, but each time I woke up I had terrible recall. I know I had long and intricate dreams, it's just that something blocked them. Also I woke up and had a cool hallucination last night. Will write all of them as fragments.

00.30: Sleep

02.20: Nightly adventure
I wake up and see a striped patterned snake crawling under the sheets. "Fuck me sideways!" (actually said just that) I yell and jump out of bed. Monica who's sitting at the computer wonders what I'm doing. "There's a snake in the bed" I tell her. She starts laughing. "Or atleast I think there is, is probably just a hallucination". She walks over to the bed and jumps in it. I feel a bit frightened for her as she jumps around. "Die snake die!" she says and laughs.

05.30-11.00: Dreams
*I'm in school with a few people I know. My old friend Jesper is next to me. I take a look at his book and I can see it's Math C. "Wtf, so soon?" I ask and he tells me they're going at a faster pace.

*I'm with my mom and we're watching a catalogue with pictures of sunny resorts. I see "Gran Canaria" and I tell her I want to go there. They've got this amazing roller coaster.

*I'm with Eric and we meet up with a bunch of people. They tell us they want to go to a pub that lies a two hour train ride away. "Where are we supposed to sleep then?" I ask and a hairy, short constructionworker disciple tells me we can sleep at his place. A guy who must have been gay suggests in a very queer voice that we should visit a special place. I guess it's a gay bar.

*My friend Henrik has me in a weird hold where he's pushing on a pressure point on my E4. It's the place between the balls and the ass. Just like a chokehold when I try to get out of it, he pushes harder. "Okay okay I give!" I say as it hurts like hell. He plays some kind of game where he shoots people with a huge machinegun.

*I'm playing wow.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 150 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at mini WBTB

That's it! No lucid this weekend either, I'll get it next time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! I had high hopes for this morning's dreaming. Had a WBTB and a G+C combo. Didn't get lucid. Infact I had some strange dreams and a nightmare I woke up all sweaty from. I swore some at my girlfriend last night aswell. I think I've had too much dreams this week.

04.00: Sleep

07.05: Swearing
I wake up. "Fuck you!". Monica is confused "What?". "I didn't mean you...God damn motherfucking shit game" I say. "What time is it?" Monica asks. "It's 11.05" "What?! No it can't be that much" she says and leans over me to check it. I kinda wake up for real by now. "It's 07.15" I say and compensate for the time it took between me looking and telling her.

08.05: Wargame
I'm playing some wargame on my computer and my dad's watching. He's usually never interested in games. I have to defend some fort and there's gate people keep trying to get through. I shoot a guy in the head and I notice he's got black armor on. I know from previous experience that black armor is badass. I somehow kill him anyways. The entire fort has been destroyed and a metal wall has to be replaced." Rogues will be able to sneak in if I don't" I think as I summon some metallic plates and put them up. It's just like in Garry's Mod.

08.05: Fragment
*I'm watching two egotripped celebrities have an argument. They keep slandering eachother's personalities.

08.05-09.00: WBTB

11.00: The stolen gameboy
I'm walking around in some school, inspecting my newly found toy. It's a thicker than normal gameboy, more like a grey smartphone. There's a big touch screen that expands easily. I remove a small piece of plastic tape from the screen and it goes black. I put it back and it starts up. I can see my name on there. I read on the back that it was a grand prize at some huge ceremony, like the Nobel prize. I get very paranoid all of a sudden. I get on a train and sit down in one of the high tech chairs. It has some kind of cleaning mechanism if you want to take a wank (?). An orange tissue keeps coming up between my legs.

I play some music and relaxes. The chair has turned around when I look again and I can see some guy wiping with the orange tissue. In this reality this is obviously completely normal. I spin around again. The dream skips. We're standing outside of a car with its trunk open. There's a list with different items on it and it's rather expensive. I decide to get a sandwich. Some boy who's with me, wants pineapple. "I want it with cheese on" he tells me. I order some for him.

11.00: Vampire nightmare
I'm in a stairwell. There's a bunch of vampires shying back from the lights me and a few other people are producing from our revolvers. They retreat down the stairs and try to go past us. My sister is amongst them. We point our lights directly into the eyes of one vampire and apparently that's how you kill them. We try to push them back with our revolvers which has weak flashlights. It works quit well. One guy who looks different from the rest seems to be immune to the light. He is all black and white and looks like a live version of Gin from "Bleach".



He runs past us and gives us all a very evil smile. We decide to let him go. I spot my uncle all of a sudden. He's a vampire and I know I have to kill him. We put the lights to his eyes and he screams in pain. Someone's holding his arms while I try to kill him but the lights are running out! "Fucking batteries" I say and try to make them work better. He grabs one gun as I stop holding it against his eye and pulls the trigger. For a second I thought I had been hit. Everyone looks at me, but I am fine. "Just kill me already!" he yells at me.

His eyes are red with blood from the lights. Suddenly my mom asks me if we really should be doing this by the stairs. "Lets go into one of the appartments instead. They all go in and I stay behind with my uncle. "Why do I have to kill him?" I ask myself. I cry some as I pat him on the back. We go in and my mom asks him how he got home from a party. I defend him by saying he took the bus. "I flew..." he tells us.

12.30: Fragments
*My family's got a new dog. It's very playful but won't quit when you say no. I try to shut its jaws shut and teach it what it can, and can't do. It bites me in the face and I yell at him. When it licks me in the face I pat it. "Your previous dog was exactly like this" I tell my dad. He agrees and tells me he has no idea why.

*I'm playing the guitar or something similar. I bend all kinds of tunes and it sounds great!

14.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Last day of my vacation when it comes to dreaming. Has been nice. Back to reality hoho.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Woke up with zero recall, and I was kinda disappointed. Then when I had breakfast two dreams came back to me, and one of them was very cool. Superpowers and whatnot. I almost got lucid, but didn't quite make it. I also have some memories of waking up, talking to my girlfriend. She took some notes.

21.15: Bedtime

22.19: Sleeptalking
I wake up, and I start speaking to Monica. "What are you waiting for?" Monica replies. "What?" "What are you waiting for" "What I am waiting for?" "Yeah..." "Nothing" I fall back asleep.

22.43: Sleeptalking
I wake up. "Summon something! Four meters of ceiling against the head, hurts like shit!"

05.15: Fragment
*I'm in a mall with my family. The entire first floor is filled with waist-deep water. I put on a pair of swimming goggles and dive under. The water is crystal clear and warm. The bottom is filled with small mussels and white and brown small seashells. I pick up a very cool one. I break the surface, and look around. No one is watching. I pocket the shell.

05.15: Who will become the next superhero?
I'm at the local supermarket and I'm in a big competition. A guy from work (David) shows up. I use some kind of mental power to steal his powerball. Peace of cake. I now have four. "Aww crap! I wanted Linus to have four, he's only got three" he tells me. I realise that all balls have been taken, and I can feel the energy radiating from them. I start running. Dodging food stands and jumping over small counters with food samples. I spot Linus and he smiles at me, he looks embarrassed. All red in his face. I keep on running.

Suddenly I've got rollerblades on, and my agility is incredible (for a dream). I spot a huge chocolate bar and I snatch it. Outside of the shop, I start stuffing my face with chocolate. I jam all I can into my mouth before I slam the thing on the ground. A little girl nearby gets startled, and her dad looks angrily at me. I don't care. I am going to become the champion. I walk out from the overhang, into the rain. It's pretty dark outside now, and I can see the silhouette of a huge mountain wall in the darkness. "The other guy is halfway up already" a voice tells me.

I realise I can fly up there and stretch out my arms. Nothing happens. I don't believe in it enough for it to work. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to climb then" I think and walk up to the ladder at the base of the wall, and start climbing. Almost at the top, a black guy appears and tries to shoot me with a gun. I quickly dodge and make him drop the gun. He brings out a sharp piece of flexible metal. Like a razorblade the size of a sword. I grab the blade and cut him in several places before he has a chance to react. Apparently this was all staged, and we had a deal on where I was going to cut. Unfortunately I had cut him in the wrong places. His thigh, stomach and face was bleeding from thin, long cuts. "Ouch! That was in the wrong place dude!" he whines.

05.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Almost lucid. I am going to try again tonight, but I will probably only get 7 hours of sleep. The "Constant Awareness" thingy is VERY hard. I have had awareness for a few hours total today, but hopefully it helps. I'm sure it will in the long run!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Told my co-workers yesterday about how dreams are made up. "What you fear will happen, will happen". The rest of the day, one of them; Björn. Tried inducing a sex dream with him involved, by telling me to think of stuff (which I always do, whatever the word is, I get a picture in my mind) and so on. He didn't quite manage to do it, but he was in my dreams. Fail you biatch!

Bedtime: 20.45

22.00: Sleeptalking
*Monica lie down next to me in bed. "Goodnight" I say. "Goodnight" she replies. "No damn bs now..." I say and fall back asleep. (She often wants to cuddle and stuff when I just want to sleep)

05.15: Fragments
*I'm with Björn on the subway. "I'm gonna show you my hometown" I say and he's about to see something awesome. I guess we were going to a party or whatever.

*I'm walking on a steep road with a very hot girl. We're talking about random things and I can tell she's really into me. I make a joke and she laughs, and approaches me. In a jokingly way she puts her hand on my dick. "I don't think Monica would like this" I think, but I actually don't care this time.

*There are snakes everywhere! They appear in groups and I have to avoid them by jumping around like crazy. Some of them actually try to bite me. A very frustrating dream.

Wake up: 05.15

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements before bed: 150 mg B6

That's it! I know the snake dream and the subway dream were alot longer. Sucky I couldn't remember more, but I guess three fragments for only eight hours of sleep is okay.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Barely had any dreams at all last night, and I wasn't going to post here. But I figured the fragment I had was worth writing down. Plus I was talking in my sleep again. My girlfriend wrote it all down. Not sure if I will dream much tonight either, but on Tuesday, I'm having a "sleep night" which means 8+ hours of sleep. Will probably take some B6 then.

11.00: Bedtime

00.19: Sleeptalking
*I sit up in bed, with my feet on the floor. "Babe... Where has it gone?" I ask. "What?" Monica replies. "You know, that wall which is supposed to protect against the end of the world" I say and gesture with my hands next to the bed. "Uhm... I don't know hehe". "You gotta find it and put it back!... Oh well, fuck my life, I'll only get 4 hours of sleep" I go back to sleep.

05.15: Fragment
*I'm watching this crazy car show. There's a pretty small arena which is shaped like a bowl. The cars are going around in the bowl, doing whatever. Some of them are even going up on the ceiling. The drivers are swinging around floorball sticks and they're screaming. When they're finished, a girl comes up to me and tells me it went great.

05.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Food before bed: Nothing

That's it! I've told Monica to write down anything I say or do during the night. This is the first time, and definitely not the last.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Wasn't a very eventful night. Most of my dreams had some level of anxiety in them. Which is imo pretty cool! Atleast they're not boring hehe. I also did some sleepwalking, and had another nightly adventure.

12.30: Bedtime

02.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. My pillow is sizzling kind of, like there's soda inside of it. I quickly sit up and throw the blasted thing on the floor. "Hah! I ain't letting that thing get to me" I think for myself. I go take a piss.

9.00: Fragment
*I'm in Thailand with my family and we're taking diving classes. I see a huge shark swimming upside down. There are all kinds of fishes in different colours. A song starts playing very much like the "Kiss the girl" song from Ariel. The song is about which fishes are dangerous. I see a black and white striped fish.

9.00: Stealing
I'm working in a supermarket store. Another guy working with me is standing a few meters away, unpacking goods. He slips a bottle of booze into his pants, and I can clearly see it. He doesn't seem to care and walks away. I walk to my locker and take out two bottles of Champagne. They're very expensive and around 50 years old. I put one on the stove and walk away with the other one. I realise I have to take a piss. My mom tells me I am a suspect of theft. I take a piss on the staff toilet. There's one of those ass cleaning, oldschool toilets next to me.

9.00: A bit too stern
I franticly clean my room. I can hear yelling down the hall. "Shit I ain't got my time left, he'll be here any minute now" I think and make my bed quickly. I get on my stomach and look under it. There is mold on the floor and I scrub it away with water and a sponge. Suddenly I can't move. I've reached too far under the bed and I'm stuck against it. "Okay just relax..." I breathe slowly for a few seconds, and manage to get loose. I get up and do some last minute cleaning of the toilet before a man stalks in the room.

My room mate hasn't made his bed, and the man is clearly disappointed. We stand with our backs straight and our eyes right ahead. He inspects the room thoroughly, tossing my sheets up in the air and turning the bed over. "Well well... Look what we got here" he tells us in a sadistic way. I'm starting to get scared as I imagine him finding a moth. He pulls out a huge, black and white insect with long antennas. He tells us that the insect is very rare and isn't alive. It's a zombie. He puts the insect (which I kind of remember having under my bed) on the table.

It really is amazing. Its long 20 cm body looks just like a caterpillar with pointy features. Two antennas are stiff against its body. I put on a straight face and lie to the man, telling him I have no idea where that came from. He gets up and tells me to sit down on the matress. I remain standing as he takes a plastic bottle, and puts it with the cap downwards, below my throat, just where the collar bones meet. He starts pushing and I grunt with pain. "Sit, down" he commands. I sit down and feel the pressure begin to increase. It really hurts. I wake up with some of the pain remaining, but most of it is coming from my two numb arms, which I am laying on.

10.45: Zombies
I'm in the woods with my friend G. We're driving a small pickup, and trying to navigate through the difficult terrain. There are hiking paths which we follow, trying to keep moving. "They are not very far behind" I tell him. The horde of zombies can be heard faintly. After a while of driving back and forth, going over small tress and rocks, we finally get to a road. The road leads over a bridge and I start wondering if we could blow it up, to prevent the zombies from going across it. Suddenly I realise Monica is still out there.

I tell G we have to pick her up. I am sure she's still alive since we had just spoken through a text message. But I want to make sure so I try calling her. She won't pick up the phone and all I hear is that annoying "Three" music. A hitchhiker is at the side of the road ahead, and I tell G to stop. We pick him up and he looks just like an old friend from school. He has a different name though. I check my revolver and notice I've only got three shots left.

"Has anyone looted Skärgårdsstad yet?" I ask as we pass the road leading in to my old house I lived in as a kid. "Forget it, we ain't got time for that" G tells me and accelerates. We drive for some time and meet a few cars on the way. I signal to them with the headlights, and G seems to get annoyed by it. After a while we get to a couple of stores. There's a supermarket and a "Systembolag" (where you buy booze in Sweden). We drive through the front doors of the supermarket but I notice that nothing's broken. "Perhaps there are people inside who doesn't want us to destroy the windows?" I say.

We decide to not break the inner windows and get out. A gas station appears in the middle of the buildings. A few seconds later, G has parked the car and is trying to fuel it up. He parked it on the wrong side... I take out my revolver, making sure no zombies get to us while we're fueling. That metal thingy you pull back to make it "active" falls off and hits the ground with a metallic sound.

Wake up: 10.45

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Food before bed: Nothing special

That's it! Pretty cool dreams imo, but I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't get a nicer lucid... I've lost some of my motivation, but I am going to try harder this week! Galantamine + Choline next weekend, and this Tuesday I will try some B6.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't sleep very well last night. I woke up several times because my damn neighbours had a party... Anyways I did have alot of dreams, but I can't remember much of any of them. I'll write them all as fragments, and I recalled it all when I woke up at 10.00.

Sleep: 01.00

Nightly adventures
*I woke up and jumped up on my feet. I see several traps and strings crossing my living room. "Why would anyone do this?!" I ask out loud.

*I rip off Monica's blanket and she grabs it in panic. Not sure why I did it...

10.00: Fragments
*I'm walking on a road with a bunch of people. It's a really long walk and we talk about random things. I'm pretty sure it was a long dream.

*I'm in some kind of class for over achievers. We have deep discussions about intellect and human behaviour. A guy and a girl starts arguing about something. The teacher is a real snob.

*I'm having a fight with some kind of superghost. She's a real biatch and she feels like the last boss of a videogame. Something about flying warships... In the end I must have defeated her, because I started wondering what would happen if I sucked in her spirit light, and absorbed it. A random "wise" girl walks up to me and tells me I cannot do this. It would disrupt something.

*It's like I'm watching a cartoonish sketch. This young guy is holding a revolver he just received. He's supposed to do some kind of job for some older cowboys to prove he's worthy. He accidentaly removes a sprint and the revolver falls apart. When he puts it back together he accidentaly fires off the one and only shot he got.

*I'm talking on MSN with a guy I was playing CS:S with a year ago.

*Me and another guy is teasing this third guy about him wanting to live near the canal. Apparently it's very perverse and we're having a laugh.

*Monica and I are standing next to a lake. She casts out and get's a fish on the hook right away. It's a huge abborre and I break it's neck. Guts starts spilling out of it.

*I'm reading about "The first Dreamer". It's a picture of Brianna Frost's body and apparently she was one of the first who "discovered" dreaming.

Wake up: 10.00

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Food before bed: 2 eggs, 1 can of mackerell, 2 x Omega-3 and 1 x 100 mg B6

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning. Didn't recall any dreams in two days, but tonight was a big success! I woke up at 9.00 and did a WBTB. Went to bed again at 9.45 after some breakfast, and the dreaming started. I also had my first annoying session of False Awakenings. It wasn't as fun as I thought it was, but still I'm glad! I will now start doing Reality Checks everytime I wake up.

Nightly Adventure - The walls are caving in
I wake up and get on my feet in an instant quick jump. The walls are caving in! I start yelling "Oh shit, oh shit!" While holding my hands out towards them. With telekinetic powers I manage to stabilize one of the walls, but the other one is still instable. I look real closely to make sure this isn't my imagination, and sure enough, the wall is full of cracks and it's swaying. I decide to try to control the telekinesis without using my hand and I put it down. "Baby... What are you doing?" Monica asks from beneath in a tired voice. The walls are finally stable and we're safe. I go take a piss.

Nightly Adventure - End of the world
The world is ending. I don't know why but I decided I needed my snowboard for this. I get out of bed and walk up to it where it's hanging on the wall. My waterpipe is in the way, on the shelf below so I decide to take it down first. There's alot of stuff on that shelf and a deck of cards fall to the floor. "What are you doing now?" Monica asks. "It's okay, I just gotta fix this" I tell her. Suddenly I wake up for real, and put the waterpipe back in place.

9.00: 45 minutes WBTB

11.45: Scared babysitter
I'm at my parents house and apparently I'm babysitting two kids. I don't know the kids and I'm very jumpy. The little boy runs upstairs and I follow him. I tell him that he can't just run off like that. We're standing at the top of the stairs and I look down. Suddenly a girl shows up, and I scream in terror. She looks up at me and starts crying. I realise it's the girl I'm babysitting and I comfort her. Not only am I babysitting two kids, but also a few pets. Including a small rodent. The door opens and my mom comes back home. The little rat sneaks out and I chase it down. Outside I see several other animals, including a huge possum, a few dogs and a cat. They all try to sneak back inside and I try to stop them. It's all very frustrating. When we're back inside I try to explain everything to my mom, but she's totally ignoring me. So is everyone else and I scream out loud for a few seconds in frustration.

11.45: Chasing Harry Potter
I'm a flying observer of some kind, and I'm watching Harry Potter and his friend Ron run for their lives. A bunch of people are chasing them through the city of Stockholm, and they're in the older quarters. They reach a cliff overlooking the water and jump in. With magic they alternate between flying and gliding on the water and they enter a canal. They start shooting red sparks with their wands on the nearby mountain walls and try to bring some of it down for some reason. I decide to stop caring about them and look around some. The feeling of flying is awesome as usual, but the view is even more so. The canal disappear into the city and on its sides are old houses. It's all very beautiful.

11.45: Travelling
I wake up on a bus. I've been sleeping, trying to achieve a lucid dream. (so close to realising I'm in one already!) The driver asks me if I had a nice nap, and I tell him it was ok, but I didn't accomplish my goal. I check the time and realise I only have 10 more minutes before the bus will reach its destination. I'm in a seat facing backwards. The driver calls out in the speakers. "Seems like we got a sleepy head on the bus" and everyone starts laughing at me. I drop my headphones on the floor, and Monica helps me retrieve them. They roll around and I drop them several more times before I finally get a proper hold on them. We arrive at a customs of some sort and after some time, we enter a building.

I walk around the building with my luggage and an Australian man comes up to me with two of his kids and ask me something. I drool on his leg for some reason, and they take off. I run into the bathroom of the place and splashes my face with water. "God damnit, what about hepatitus B?" I think for myself. "Wait a minute... We haven't even been on a plane yet, we must still be at home" I leave the bathroom and end up sitting in a corridor, waiting for the plane to depart or something. A woman in a phonebooth tells me she will freak out if the phone doesn't work this time. "I've put in as much money as possible" Ofcourse it doesn't work and she starts screaming at it. I get up and leave.

I enter a restaurant and I find a Linus from work sitting at a low table in a sofa. "Hey Matteh! Come over here" he tells me and I walk over. I take a look at what he's eating. It appears to be some kind of dessert made of chopped up, roasted almonds, cream and alot of colourful fruits. It looks delicious, but doesn't taste very much I notice after taking a bite. One of the chefs comes over with another plate. It looks like a paella of some kind with mussles and rice. He also puts a glass filled with some white liquid on the table. I ask him what's in it. "Cream, milk and a few spiders" he tells me. I can see the six or seven small black spiders in it, and they are sinking into the milk, one by one. When all the spiders have disappeared, the liquid in it starts bubbling like crazy and it turns transparent. The spiders in it turns into slices of starfruit with a touch of red. "Awesome!" I exclaim.



13.00: False Awakenings
I wake up in my bed, and I think about what I've dreamt. I decide to write some of it down but something's not right... The light is totally messed up and Monica isn't here. I wake up. Monica is next to me this time, and I put a hand on her ass. "Damn that was a False Awakening" I think for myself while lying there, trying to remember what I've dreamt. I wake up. This time Monica isn't there, and I remember why: She's at work. I count my fingers and pinch my nose and try to breathe. Nope this time I'm awake for real...

13.50: Unstable shop
I enter a shop of some sort, and the entire shop is vibrating. I enter a small room and I can see thousands of cans of coke. I shut the door and a woman walks up to me. "You can't enter there! You have to be careful, or the whole place will colapse!" She's really freaking out, but I'm not the least worried. I calm her down.

13.50: Smart girls know when you're lying
I'm in a car with some girl. She's driving and somehow I have to explain what I've done recently to her. I make up a story and try to convince her. She knows I'm lying straight away, and tells me to tell her the truth (I think she was my wife or something). I tell her the truth. "I stabbed a man to death" I can recall doing so, a knife to the back. "Come on! Tell me the truth! Now you're just rambling" she tells me and I sigh.

13.50: Fragment
*Something about my electric bill being over 500kr.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Food before bed: 1 can of mackerell, 2 eggs, 20cl applejuice, 30cl protein shake, 1 omega-3 pill, 100mg B6.

9.15: Porridge, 15cl applejuice, 1 omega-3 pill, 50mg B6

That's it! One hell of a night. I thank the B6 for that. I don't really know how effective B6 is. But I think it amplifies dream recall and vividness, and if you have a bad night, B6 won't help. That's what I think.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Hey all. I'm noticing great progress in my dream recall! I don't know if it's because of the B6 vitamin I'm taking but I did recall two dreams after just 6 hours of sleep, and two more after sleeping a few more hours. This night I also had some funny hallucinations or whatever you call them.

I just read the MILD chat from last night with PercyLucid. And it was cool! I will write down in my workbook what I think about before bed, and what's on my mind during the day. I've already achieved a few MILDs these last weeks, and I got one tonight!

9.00: Upcoming party
I'm outside of my appartment, and I'm talking to a guy I know. The subject is how people react when you take command, and how you speak with authority. "Some people are born alpha males" I say and he agrees. "Some people you can boss around, some people will boss you around" The subject goes on for a couple of minutes and it feels so right! Like everything makes sense. After the talk we walk towards some stairs and see a few girls standing in them. We all greet and apparently it's his friends. We stay there for a pretty long time, while smoking. One girl smokes four cigarettes and I tell her that her tongue will be black soon. She sticks it out and it's indeed black! I take out my cellphone to take a picture, but it's not enough light out for it to be a good picture. We start walking back towards my appartment and the guy I know asks if it's okay to party in my appartment. Like smoke weed. I tell him that I don't want them to do that, but they can party. I get a fake memory of a bike being thrown down from my balcony at an earlier party. I tell them not to do that.

9.20: Kill or be killed
I'm running through a cornfield, and I'm being hunted by something. It's like I'm inside a huge warehouse and I'm sticking to the wall, where a path has been made by some people ahead of me, ofcourse I'm at the back! I turn around and face the thing hunting and me, and knock an arrow on my bow. Just as I knock the arrow, a tiger jumps at me and I shoot. Missing the tiger which crashes into me. Luckily I had time to turn my bow sideways and aim it towards its mouth. I let the bow go and run for my life, taking a turn. The tiger struggles with the bow for a second or two then comes rushing back at me. I don't get very far, perhaps a few meters before he's on me again. This time I grab its mouth and put two fingers in its nose, and with a tight grib, I get it to be still. "Shoot it!" I yell and two arrows strike the wall just above the head of the tiger. I push it upwards with all my might and some arrows hit it this time. A small girl in primitive clothing jumps up on the tiger, and draws a stone dagger and plunges it into its skull. The tiger stops struggling and collapse in my arms. I let it go and look around. Suddenly some kind of monkey comes out of nowhere and he looks alot like a human. For some reason he just falls and turn into a big pile of rotten flesh and pus. I look around and the entire field turns into these strange monkey-men and they all die. I can see some people up on a platform and I draw the conclusion that they're the ones responsible. One of them comes down and starts running towards us. I pick up some flesh from the ground and I throw it at him. It hits the ground at his feet and he dies instantly.

10.30: Action movie turning into a fieldtrip MILD
I'm on the side of a big truck and I'm hanging on for dear life. The guy driving is insane and we're going atleast 100km/h. I have a glock in one hand and I empty the magazine into the windshield, with no effect. It's made out of bullet proof glass. The guy inside shows me his teeth in an evil grin, and he looks alot like John Travolta. I look to the side to see where we're going and we're heading straight for a big warehouse. I look back at the guy driving and he's holding a gun of his own to his head now. A second before impact he pulls the trigger. The truck crashes into the building and I fly head first into the metal wall, and bounce off it. I somehow know it's a dream, and even though I fly perhaps twenty meters, I manage to land on my feet. Everyone in my class comes up to me and we all take a smoking break. One girl takes a seat on my stomach and we talk some about thieves. "I fucking hate people stealing other people's stuff!" I say. Suddenly I hear/see this voice, telling us that North and South is blue, and East and West is red. This somehow triggers a memory of my DJ (the colors being red for lucid and blue for dream) and I get the feeling it's Alex saying it all. I get lucid, but decide to just sit there for a while and see what happens. Suddenly the dream starts to fade. I wake up by my alarm clock going off. EAT S**T YOU SON OF A B****!

13.00 Drugs and driving
I'm in a car with my brother's friend. It's dark outside and it's raining heavily. We're outside of the local hospital and I'm holding some drugs he just handed me. "You sure this will make my better?" I ask and he nods. The drug is in a glass vial and it's red. I bite off the small plastic cap keeping the liquid in and I swallow it all. We drive off and head for my appartment. "Do you take any performance enhancers?" I ask and he says yes. "But you're not aggressive at all" I say. "Well I don't do the heavy stuff" he tells me and lets me off outside of my appartment. The dream changes somehow and I'm on a go-cart. I feel the urge to go somewhere and I see an open door infront of me in the building. I ride through the door and I see another one ahead of me across the hall I just entered. I drive through several doors and when I look back, I can see dirty track marks on the floor. I decide it's time to get out of there and go out the backdoor. The backyard is filled with ancient, large, grey stone slabs and I climb them for a while. I end up on the edge of a huge ravine. Ahead of me is an enormous stone wall, with a temple in it. The gap isn't big luckily and is definitely jumpable. I jump it and enter the temple. The dream changes and I'm with my family inside of a really old house.

Nightly Adventures
*I keep poking my girlfriend in the side until she wakes up. "What the hell? Wtf?" I ask her. She gets all confused, and I go back to sleep.

*My snowboard hanging on the wall is falling down! I jump up and grab it. "Damn it's stuck hard" I think for myself. "Well, gotta take it down to be safe" I jerk it loose and put it on the floor. My girlfriend ask me what I'm doing. I'm fully awake and know EXACTLY what I'm doing! I pee then go back to bed.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Food before sleep: Nothing special, 50 mg B6 at 9.20 though.

That's it! Fun dreams. I've been trying to clear my mind every time I'm going to sleep, and telling myself to get a lucid dream. Everytime I wake up during the morning, I tell myself I will dream. Especially at 9.00 when my gf goes up for work.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I figured I'd write down some hallucinations I've experienced during the year. Most of these repeat themselves and I've taken down my snowboard atleast ten times.

I've noticed that the more stressed out I am, and worried. The bigger chance of a hallucination.

*Some people in my sofa wakes me up, there's atleast three of them and they're having a big fight and they don't notice me. I take my cellphone and starts filming, and after a few seconds they all disappear into thin air.

*My pillow is about to explode, and it's filled with alot of spikes. I take the other pillow and press down on it hard, waiting for it to explode. Nothing happens so I throw the pillow on the floor, and leaves it there for the rest of the night.

*Someone's standing by my TV, and is staring at me. "Who are you?" no reply... ten seconds later I realise it's just my bowl of change.

*I wake up, and realise what I've done. I have killed Yoda! He was inside of my pillow for some reason, and I killed him with my big, fat stupid head. I feel really bad and decide to put the pillow with Yoda inside, on the floor.

*There's a swarm of bees trying to sting me to death! I trap them under the pillow and hold it real tight. 1...2...3! I release the pillow and run for my life to the hall. I stay there for a minute.

*Oh no! My snowboard is going to fall down! I run and grab it where it hangs on the wall (it's on a pair of screws, stuck real tight) and try to take it down before it falls. I have to struggle with it for a few seconds before it comes off. I put it on the floor where it will be safe.

*A random stranger is looking in through my window! I grab my pillow with my heart racing, and decide to try to scare him off. He shouldn't be able to see through the curtains, but I can certainly see his silhouette. I throw the pillow hard and it hits exactly the place his head is at... Only to hit a flower. The pot falls to the floor with a loud crash and there's dirt everywhere.

*My friend Felix is crawling on the floor. I watch him closely and wonder what he's doing. He becomes a bag.

*Had to hold a long piece of toiletpaper from the wall to the end of the bed, I was measuring something really important... I became fully lucid in the middle of it all and started to laugh.

*This one's from when I was living at home with my mom and dad. I had my room just next to theirs.
I wake up in the middle of the night and the last picture I see is a prison door slamming in my face, by two laughing girls. I scream the most inhuman scream ever, a deep scream from within my throat, and I push away from the wall with all my might. The entire bed moves about a meter, and my mom and dad walk in the room from two different entrances. When they calm me down I start to cry, never been so afraid in my life.

That's it! Funny eh? I barely have them anymore, but around two years ago, I had them almost every night. Scared the crap out of me and I didn't get enough sleep because of them.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!