The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

This night was just crazy...

1. The dream was starting with me in 3rd person watching one dude (I think older than 20) and one girl (about 16 I guess) in their home and a lot of idiots invaded their home and threatened the dude to cut off his member (because those 2 were their enemies in some way). But the girl (about 16 I guess) started slowly taking her red clothes off and danced to diver their attention (didn't remove her bottom though), she was able to somehow just make them go away without anything bad happening. The next morning I was watching a bunch of other people going with a very questionable scientist (instead of having skin and hairs on his head you could directly see his brain, one side green and the other red, slightly glowing ), and with some indescribable details one of them stole something from his lab.

2. I was driving per train through Germany searching for a specific strange beach (not actually existent, it was a beach I once dreamed about, with a lot of strange small islands and unnatural rock formations a few meters away from the beach).
We had some short irrelevant argument how to continue after we didn't found it, so I used Google earth to use the zoom in function to find it, and in fact I found it in the south of Germany (Germany was actually connected to water in the north and the south as opposed to the reality where it's only north). When I zoomed in closer the map also changed from satellite picture to a map where the currents where noted.

3. I just arrived at some subconscious world (only my guess, might've been something different, the arrival was also connected with a red glowing computer mouse) and I watched Dumbledore die after being attacked (with some sort of lightning I think). Later I was in some pseudo-desert (there was sand on the ground but it was rather cold and didn’t feel right) and Naruto and Sasuke were starting a fight. Naruto was saying something about Sasukes complexes and created a symbolic pyramid, and then Sasuke smashed it to pieces and threw another pyramid after him.
Then I saw the scene from Sasukes perspective a moment as they were telling Naruto that Dumbledore was gone for good. There was someone (rather something) standing behind Naruto, it had 2 heads and then started to cut off the one which was on his left side, that head looked in a strange manner for a moment and suddenly grew cat ears and a tail coming out from the neck. He then progressed to put the severed head onto the one which was still (more or less) in place and then got closer to Naruto (to attack I guess). It was also at that point I got to see my first long awaited space panorama as the ground was suddenly gone and I was seeing a vast space with a huge red-orange nebula and some asteroids.
In the dream though I didn’t particularly care about anything I’ve seen and suddenly I was somewhere else, myself again (more or less I think, not totally sure). First I’ve seen a blue glowing computer mouse (obviously the counterpart to the red one at the start) so I picked it up and pressed the left button (which should have brought me out of there). As nothing happened I looked at the screen of the PC and noticed a problem with the energy dispersion throughout the complex I currently was in. Everything was in Japanese though so I could only experiment a little to see if I get it to work. Somehow I came to the conclusion I had to do something elsewhere first (probably due to the few numbers I saw) so I was getting ready to move around but since I noticed some enemies coming closer, I first of all picked the heavy as class to defend with, through which I became the Heavy myself, equipped with the brass beast. I had to fight of other classes from TF2 (explicitly I remember 1 Demoman, 2 Heavys and 2 medics). Unfortunately I woke up before I could finish my quest.

Ghost trains:
I was walking outside at night together with 2 other people on a railroad, it looked pretty deserted and I didn't see anything except for the rails, the night sky and the stones on the ground.
There were ghost trains driving, after avoiding one which came from behind one of the dudes balancing on the rail got "hit" by another ghost train approaching is from the front, while the train went through him we told him to go off the rail but he kept on walking without reaction and empty eyes until the train passed.

City escape:
I remember being on a street with lots of people around, I think I was coming out of a building behind me, 3 persons in particular tried to kill me with Gatling’s but I managed to close in on one of them and to force them to lay their Gatling’s down, and after ensuring having enough space I made run for it, the 3 dudes following me with wrenches. I was running through an unknown city so I randomly guessed the best way to escape, and right as I approached a dead end I got support from my friends-in-mission (something like that), and later I remember somehow talking to them in a car.

Spoiler for Random Naughtiness (Mild Sexual Content):

I was together with a girl in a room on a bed and for some reason I asked her whether we'd have fun, and she told me that the game would decide (it was a random moving bar in my HUD). At some point the bar stopped changing and the result was apparently yes so she started to get rid of some clothes (as did I but we both still had underwear). She already seemed to be in the right mood but I got closer to her and pushed myself against her, stroking and prodding her a bit, which made her give me a really horny look. No fun though as the dream ended at that point.

Another world:
I was in a totally different world from here and remember going through a lot of places, everything was a lot more advanced then here, with me starting in some sort of huge highway and then going through a city of sorts. I was with some people and the biggest thing I remember was an conversation with someone what was being controlled by a psychopath. We managed to capture and restrict him and while I was about 3 meter away from him I said I was absolutely going to kill him if I saw him one more time like that. After no significant response I came closer and asked in a threatening way if he would rather lose his life now. At that point I saw he had a flashing headband which was the thing that partially controlled him. He answered with an obvious "no". I repeated myself and said something like: "Do you want to die being controlled by a psychopath or do you want to try living?", on which he again responded he wanted to live so we helped him get rid of that headband.

TF2, way of the scout:
In a dream I was thinking about which team a scout would go with an BLU mother and an RED father, and a short story emerged. The scout went to the RED team first following his father but since he didn't really like his father and BLU always lost he decided to join BLU to prove that RED won't always win the payload races.

Some Harry Potter stuff:
Harry and some other people were in a huge building, chased by something strange flying which they couldn't hit at all. Se he decided to mix a potion which would create a weapon which couldn't be heared (or probably sensed otherwise) and got some admiration for his mixing skills.

I had a dream about Andromeda (the series) where Dylan had a mission to escort someone on a planet. Seamus Zelazny Harper and someone else (another unknown engineer) were facing a special threat meanwhile, someone who had a lot of different people in his matrix. Actually Harper nearly died some years ago in an accident but this dude probably killed him himself while Harper was resting, uploaded him into his matrix and replicated a Harper to infiltrate the crew. Harper however managed to understand the Situation at some point and programmed a virus inside of his mind, and uploaded that virus into the dude during that mission. Thus he was able to take him over and sort of get himself resurrected. On the same Planet there was a spot of space (distorted physical laws) where Beka was fighting some sort of huge technical Pyramid with the Maru. Harper used his new (pretty advanced) space-proof body to save Beka out of space after the Maru got destroyed in a fight during the same mission.

Odd Entertainment:
I was in an entertainment park, there were more people than in my average dreams but still less than in a real park. I was having fun on a stationary ride much like a wave swinger but going a lot higher, when the ride was over I just occasionally jumped the 40m down, someone apparently had a problem with me leaving the ride like that, but I told him to go se someone about it and wether anyone cares, so he just left me alone. In another part of that dream I was ridiculously hungry and I remember some unknown girl (maybe I was there with a group like a class etc.) buying some burgers for me but not finding me though I was always less than 20 meters around. She ended up throwing them away, turning around, seeing me and then running away crying. I was pretty annoyed at my potential free food and food wasted generally as well, not to mention I had no clue what was going on either. And went into one of the restauraints and tried to relax but some other people (probably out of this group) were making a ruckes and one of them poked me and got a threatening reaction from me. They gently left me alone for a moment and as I started to relax in the dream I woke up.

Bazillion years old:
I was outside, it was very cloudy and slightly dark already. Everything looked a bit blue due to the light. I had no clue were I was heading, the place looked remotely like my original town of birth but it was to much off, effectively leaving me not knowing were I was, just knowing I had some sort of target. Out of the grass this dude started to attack me, but I repelled him every single time, potentially injuring him all the time but while he couldn't do anything to me he wasn't eager to give up as well. He eventually told me how ridiculously old he was, something between 10^30 and 10^40 I think, the phrase alone was darn long. But I just tried to go on and kept on fending him off until the dream faded.

Devil Cat:
I was on some sort of huge wall, made out of stone and I could pretty much look down into the land. On the wall was a tower where I went up I think. The main part was about this cat, it was frustrated and told me that people were declaring it as some sort of devil (obviously meant in a negative way). I remember stroking the cat sometime afterwards, she was white with big black dots, and the black dots were a lot warmer than the white.

Cursed X - Terran Conflict book:
I was in a really dark future, bloody knives everywhere and people killed and ate each other due to the lack of food. I was hiding and I had a cursed book about X - Terran Conflict with me. Someone found me so first I told him I could give him the location of others if he'd leave me alone but then decided to simply kill him, which I did. Afterwards I went outside and destroyed the book, I left the pieces in the ocean.

Chasing Hitler:
The dream started with me training in a some virtual reality, I was on a pretty low level and avoided fights, searching for something. Sometime later I started to chase Hitler along with some other idiots as the dream suggested to me, I arrived at a big traffic terminal. Going outside I found an icy landscape and a type of amusement park, it was constructed like a very long strip. I was jumping over the houses and attractions until I came to a house were a lot of logs were stored in the yard. I jumped over it into some type of jungle (the ice was gone) and the persons I chased were apparently attacking endangered species. I likewise started to attack the people I was chasing.

Attacking Ultimecia:
I was together with a lot of other people in a task force on a mission against a witch (very much ultimecia like [FF8]). We were all equiped with power armor and small handguns, totally fallout style. We could just take small weapons with us in order to get inside, which likewise was in order to end the mission successful.

Visiting my brothers chaos:
I was driving somewhere together with my mother in her car, and somehow I got the idea of going to my brother to help him with something, she told me to call him and so I did, he was fine with it and I got out at the next bus stop. I walked to his old home (a place thought up by the dream) which I as it seems had the keys for. As I came into the house I found a vivid chaos with stuff of every kind lying, staying and hanging everywhere. On different types of cd/mp3-players (etc.) I found different tracks from Alabaster being played (however with Ariaster being displayed as name).
In some other part of this dream (don't know when) I remember I saw his (again faked) real home in the dream.

Unreal Unreal Tournament:
I was playing a game with some unknown people and I had a shock rifle with 2 buttons on top of it, which I also could equip with powerups. Whatever game we were playing, I tried to avoid all enemy contact and we were losing. Somewhere later I simply turned into a cat to avoid my enemies.

Nightly sushi trip:
I was going together with my girlfriend and Vincent (FF7) to a sushi restaurant, somewhere in some unknown hills. It was already closed for orders but we could still go inside. The construction was pretty realistic. As the owner came over to us I went outside and wait for her to finish her business. Surprisingly my girlfriend came out with a bunch of sushi, telling me the reason given by the owner was that she couldn't trust my girlfriend otherwise.

I was in a ridiculously huge sized complex (easily city-size) on some railroads together with my girlfriend. We jumped onto one of the slow going trains and I even had some sort of seat with me, and we stayed a while driving around the complex. The biggest part we got to see was looking like some concrete desert, with nothing interesting around. After some while we came across the more complex parts and I saw crossing railroads, people and strange rooms. At some point we got down because we didn’t wanted to be seen, but somehow my girlfriend was gone for the moment. I went to one of the rooms, which was sort of like a big open bathroom, with a glass door and walls and individually closed cabins. For any very odd reasons I had the keys for the doors and was doing some senseless stuff around there, locking and unlocking the door a few times in the process. Some of the dudes (a lot bigger than me) seemed to be pissed about the possibility of being locked in there. After some short but actually harmless fight I decided to cancel this shit and killed him with fire, he was pretty much exploding. There was some woman behind me, saying something and the scene was changing a lot, looking back the complex was gone and instead I locked straight into a city in bright daylight. I think some water came rushing in from the left, were the street was going down into the main city I think. The dream didn’t stop there but my recall became pretty hazy.

Judging by the city my recall resumed later:
I was in a bus or tram sitting on a seat besides the window on the left of the vehicle. There was a girl sitting on the handrail in front of me and my girlfriend right of her. She told me to switch to the free seat on my right, so I did and she leaned back onto me. We both chilled there for a while till the dream faded.

Operation Downfall:
I was waiting together with my specialised fighting team in front of a forsaken building. Someone from the regular police brought us a snack, and a bunch of nothingness happened. He invited us to some sort of festival of protection. As we arrived there 2 of my comrades said "It's silent, too silent", and shortly afterwards we heard screams, the defense platform looked organic, infected. We were attacked by some strange lifeforms who killed everyone else already. We fought our way deeper into the complex, were some other people fought for survival, with no success. I remember the complex was led by some decadent humans, probably the reason for the attack.

Random game stuff:
There was some sort of RPG system in the dream and I had 2 points in the rocket launcher stat, and I was in some sort of pub with a portal. I've been shown some scenes of another game and some comments why this game was supposed to be good, the landscapes were mostly snowy. There also were some moves from Donkey Kong (smash brothers).

Neutron apocalypse cleaner:
I was on a planet which was in pretty bad shape, sorta fallout like. I went into a building and fought of some enemies, afterwards I activated a self cleaning system (probably an advanced neutronbomb, like the one in Noveria/Mass Effect). All enemies were killed and nothing else was damaged, however the inner structure of the complex slightly changes.

Twins of the maze:
I was in some sort of huge empty building, and the lights were pretty dim. There were two girls, looking exactly like each other. They always tried to lead me to some place but when I lost sight of them just for a moment they would immediatly vanish in the silence. I would then always be able to find them at the place I first saw them. However it felt like everytime I lost sight of them something valuable was destroyed.

On the Railroad:
I was travelling somewhere ON a train, and was enjoying the stars of a clear night. At the next station I met my father, we walked through a forest, where my railroads where (probably trams though). Some annoying small dog attacked us, we fought back but neither was the dog dangerous nor took it any damage, so I turned it into a stick and broke it.

Strange artifact:
I was meeting a girl in a dream to get a artifact from here. This girl was someone really special, she didn't look normal and had a strange but pleasant aura. She gave me some sort of medallion in hex shape with 2 jags. I was completely even on the bottom and there were runes on the top. The top also had a different color for all the 6 segments the medallion was made of.