CasperKid

Dream 1-- Epic High School Dream

The dream starts out I am walking down the street during the night. I somehow know it's about 3am and that I have school the next day, but I can't sleep anyway, I tell myself. As I continue walking down this street, I find a store that is very well lit up. I find a vending machine right outside the store and I look inside. I find Munchkin Fu (The game I literally played right before going to sleep), and so I sit down on a bench and begin to spread out some cards.

After a while, I realize I need to go to school! So I pack up my cards and begin walking. Next thing I know, it's morning and I'm walking on the street to my school. Suddenly, I am walking down a hallway with my middle sister. We are talking, and I walk ahead of her to get into Steg's class first. She slams into the door. I hear the sound but I keep walking into the classroom.

Steg is on the left and there is a round wooden table with about half the chairs occupied in no particular grouping. I sit in a chair relatively close to me on the near side of the round table. As I sit, the whole room changes. There is now no more round table, instead we are all facing the front of the room but still sitting down.

Steg asks how everybody's weekend was. One person next to me says "Huffines' weekend was amazing" and Huffines begins to talk about a party that he went too and how he shouldn't have gotten that drunk. I'm sitting there a little confused because Huffines usually doesn't drink and I'm also thinking about how isolated I am from everyone because I don't drink.

Then I hear laughter coming from outside the classroom. I get up and look outside. I see what appears to me my lower school hall way filled with about 4 of my high school classmates laughing hysterically. Two, in their uniforms, seem to be throwing a frisbee around and the other two start walking toward me. When the two get to me, I turn around and walk back into the classroom.

Sitting down again, I turn 180 degrees in my chair to listen to someone behind me speaking. As I turn, I seemlessly change location. I am now on the left side of this huge auditorium. The ground is white (probably marble) and the chairs are on an incline as they get farther from the front until they reach another marble plateau at the top.

Turned around, I listen to this kid talk about his shoe that he is holding up. He says that it is black and green, and has amazing support from the R to the D of the heel. A kid behind him says and its white and magenta, almost in a joking tone. Steg, at the front of the auditorium now, tells the student to speak up. He repeats the statement about white and magenta. A couple of people clap in the audience. One kid says the name of the shoe, which I can't remember. Other people start talking to each other, and I'm just sitting in my chair, staring at the shoe, listening to all of this happen.

Then from across the auditorium, a girl wants to say something, so she walks out of her seat and beings to walk back behind everyone seated and stands on the marble plateau. I'm still turned so I see when the guy brings this girl a microphone perfectly. She is the blonde girl, very hot, skinny, wearing black pants, a hot pink undershirt, a black shirt, and black jacket. She begins to talk, I can't remember about what. Then she stumbles or says something she didn't mean to say and shouts "FUCK" then covers her mouth with her hand.

She gives the microphone back, but then she wants to try again, so she walks to the far side of the marble plateau, facing everyone, but realizes she won't be able to speak loud enough. She walks back to the middle, and at this point I blink or something because the next thing I know she is tangled up in wires from the microphone and camera crew that was apparently there.

I blink again. Now I am sitting at the head of a round table, trying to desperately do my homework. I don't even know what I am doing, and I figure it won't be worth much anyway. There is a friend sitting a little forward to my right, thinking about talking to him completely distracts me from the work I am trying to do. I sit there for the next 20 minutes or so, just not doing anything, staring at the screen, totally lost in thought.

THen I come back to reality, close my laptop screen, and find myself walking back toward Steg's room. As I reach the room, it looks totally different, even the entrance. I look inside and see Steg sitting on the chair, with his legs crossed on the cushion of the chair. His eyes are closed and he is apparently meditating. I decide not to disturb him and so walk away a little. Then as I am waiting in the hallway, I hear Branch and Rafkin talking about going to a rave tonight.
Rafkin: "you going to that rave tonight?"
Branch: "ya, it should be fun"
3 second silence Rafkin: "i dont think we should go, I have this assignment tomorrow anyway"
Branch: "ya, thats cool, we don't have to go, we'll just party harder the day after!"
This whole time I'm staring at the ground just listening, analyzing. Then I walk into the classroom and sit down near the right side. Then there is a woman who is grading a scantron final. I have the strange feeling like either I did horribly on the test or that I didn't take it at all. As she is talking, and she is talking alot, she starts to say things that are silly that mostly entertain herself but that I find funny too. I think about how awesome of a life she must live if she could really be in that mentality of self-entertainment.

I see her marking up a scantron that has a lot of red on it! There are groups of over 7 consescutive questions missed! She then makes some jokes and is walking around. I begin to notice how the room looks like my den in my home. As she walks across the room and back, she makes a comment to me, that makes me put my head down while laughing awkwardly. I have no response and feel really tired. I guess putting my head on the table was my best response. As I look up, I look away from her and am now looking out a window, that in hindishgt looks exactly like the one in my den. I see many different clouds that remind me of animals or shapes. Then daniel is sitting to my right and comments about how the clouds look like stuff. I point out on cloud that appears to have moving parts and tell him to check it out. Then he tells me dude thats a car! And I stare at it for a little bit until I realize what he was talking about, and I can even see the wheels rotating! There is one cloud that is perfectly blotting out the sun.

Watching the sky and clouds causes me to become a floating camera that is watching this girl on a bike travel through a college campus. She is wearing a brown bra, brown panties, and brown stalkings that cover her legs but not her butt. As she is riding, she has something in her hand, and as she passes one fat guy, he turns around and says "OH YEAH! PIZZA RUN!" Somehow I know it's not pizza she is carrying, but I forget what it is.

She bikes off of my field of vision. As I turn to try and find her, I see two men standing and talking to eachother. Then, my high school friend, shulman runs into frame. With his back turned, he does a pose like zoolander, only moving his face around so that now he is looking at the camera with his back turned. I notice he is wearing these strange glasses that aren't natural for him and his hair looks very greasy. He looks the other way and then does the same head pivot from the other side. The camera does a freeze frame both of these times, and then it rolls forward.

Shulman starts talking to the two guys about something, walks to the right, the camera pans right, and he throws keys into an open door. Someone says "cut!!" and they redo the scene, and now I am participating in it. This time, Shulman throws the keys into the open part of the door, and shuts it with enough force that it opens back up a crack. He walks away a little and laughs for a second. I walk close to the door and say "ohh its locked" in a very weird and choppy way in order to save the scene by pretending that the door is still closed. Shulman says "yea, Jay" and we keep rolling. We walk over to this patch of grass.

It is me, shulman to my left, and this guy I dont recognize in front of me. I feel really awkward and don't know what to say. The guy in front of me looks at me and says "I'm thirsty" so I say "ya! lets go drink!" and put my hand up for a high five. He's like "ya!" and we start to walk right. The guy then tells me that I was supposed to say I'm thirsty because it's my line, he was just prompting me. As we walk back, there is suddenly a U shape of benches that some people are sitting on. I get back in place and look over the guy's shoulder to see Lo, my ex-gf, across the street. I look back at the guy and the next thing I know she is placing a deck of some cards in my hand as she passes me to sit on the benches. I look at the cards and throw my hands up in the air saying "YES!!" These cards have a group of text of the top, a horizontal line, and more text on the bottom, but I don't remember what they said.

I walk over to her and sit catty-corner to her on the bench. She starts to sing and I begin to laugh uncontrollably. I feel so awake and am having so much more fun. Laughing so hard, I fall to ground and Lo, and this other girl sitting next to her, put their feet up on me. I start thinking about if I would do the same thing if these were guys and how I would react. This thoughts process takes me out of the dream.

Dream 2--

I am in my bed with my mom sitting next to me. I am trying to explain the dream above to her. As I am doing so, there is a plate of food to my left that I occassionally eat from. Without warning, my mom reaches her hand to get food from the plate, pushing herself across my stomache. As she sits back up, I realize I have a boner. I cover it up nonchalantly with my arm and it appears that she doesn't notice... The dream continues for another thirty seconds as I just think about whether she notices and what to do to make this boner go away...