non-lucid

It was day time.

I was sitting? on the grass watching two kids wrestling on the ground. I think they were actually trying to submit one another using Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ). I saw what looked like one of the kids fathers, he may have been the ref. It felt as if I was not sitting on the grass at this point, it felt as if I was seeing a scene of what I explained above. The ground wasn't flat, it was as if it was on a hill. I remember seeing a building.

I was at a house which reminded me a bit like Kayley's old house. I walked over towards the kitchen bench and saw what looked like bananas that were melted down and fried. Below the bananas was a loaf, that was in clear wrap. I wasn't sure what the loaf was, but It was too doughy to it, and looked as it had not set properly. I now was thinking that what I was seeing was made out of chicken breasts. I had one of the fried bananas in my hand, and wanted more. I put my hand in, to grab something else too eat. Jane (A friends Mum) noticed me going through the food, and said ''Why don't you just grab yourself a banana''. I was hesitant to grab food now, because I already had a banana in my other hand, and felt greedy. I ended up deciding to not grab any more food. Jane was explaining to me on how she cooked the chicken breasts. She said it was cooked with a hair curler.

I was at my house, in the garage. I was looking at my home gym, and was thinking of setting my bench up, so that I could lay on it and relax. I remember seeing Rach A, and we were talking about kids, and how people look after them.

Rach was eating candy, and she offered me a piece of it, which was in a round container. The candy was crunks.
Rach held up the candy, but now it looked like sheets of paper. On the candy it said made in 1995. The handwriting was pretty messy but was readable, and writing started off big and ended smaller. I thought it looked cool, and really wanted to taste and feel the texture of it shattering in my mouth.

Scene changed,
Daytime

I was now at a market place, in which I could see a outdoor eating area. There were people eating outdoors. It had a Italian look and feel to it. I somehow knew what the food tasted like.

I left the eating area and was faced with some lady wearing a Burqa (Turban), and a man. They had a basket full of bread rolls, and tried selling me some. They had a lot of bread in baskets.

I walked down stairs intending to buy bread there. I remember dropping something, as if I had my hands full. I was approached by a couple, which helped me pick the items up.

I reached down stairs, and a guy was sitting at the table, and he was telling another man that he had to do something with his life, as it was slipping away from him. I had a scene come to me. It was of a fighter and he was in between rounds, getting worked on by the cut man. The cut man was injecting steroid/cortisone into the man's eye brow.
(In reality, I was asked what I would like to do as a job, if I could choose anything, money no option. I love combat sports such as UFC, boxing, and would love to be a cut man, so I could see all the action and get paid for it.)

Dream Fragment,
I remember hearing or thinking of meditation, in which if you focused on your middle eye when meditating, that you would get stronger sensations.

(One of the weirdest dreams I've had. I only wrote notes down unfortunately, and can't recall it all )

It was daytime.

I was on a pier with Daz and my brother. There was a lot of random as fuck people.. really strange.

I was in a room joined to the pier and Daz put a fire cracker in a man's mouth, who was the size of a small dog. When the fire cracker went off, I remember thinking that the guy would have been dead for sure.. I thought he would have been blown up. I had a look at the guy and he wasn't looking good. He was moving side to side and struggling to breath. Eventually he took his last couple of breaths, then passed out. I was worried for Daz, as I didn't want the guy to go down for murder.

I was on the pier and a girl was cracking onto me. Everyone was different, and acting weird, but in a good way..

I was outside at some kind of stall you would see at a amusement park. I could see a man trying to sell me a gun who was behind a glass. He was demonstrating what the gun could do, which shot plastic balls. I asked him If I could have a look at it before I thought of buying.

I saw a few rowing boats go passed the pier, so I decided to jump in one and carry along. I was rowing through a small tunnel.

I was naked, at a house with Josh D. I was looking through a paper which had all the interesting/strange people from the pier.

I was at my friends old house in c-town (Daz).

There was a baby that put some chocolate in the microwave. As the the microwave finished, I grabbed the chocolate and had a taste. I said to the baby, it's cooked just the way I like it (I was just being nice, it was a tad overdone).
I saw the baby eating the chocolate, but it wasn't the same. The babies arm was now the chocolate, and it started eating into the arm as if it was a normal thing.
I heard a voice sound out from another room. It was Daz's mum telling the baby not too bite into an artery, when eating it's arm. I told the baby not to worry about what his mum had said, and that it wouldn't hit an artery.

I was on a bus which was filled with water. I would somehow jump on something which would launch me into the air. This bus was made for some kind of time trial race. A friend Kayley was now with me, and others. We were all jumping on the launcher and having some fun with it. Kayley mentioned to a girl that was with us, that she may have narcolepsy, because when she would eat eggs for example, she would get all hypo.

Myself and Kayley were ready to get our official race going. I was waiting for her to drop into the water and race, but she was hesitant. Eventually she dropped into the water and went for it. I soon followed and felt other peoples bodies as I was trying to race, which made it difficult to get in the flow of racing.

Dream ended.

It was day time.

I was at my home town's football oval. There was a threat against the world, in which a atom bomb would be used. I remember seeing an atom bomb falling from the sky into the ground, right in front of me.

I was now at my house sitting on the L shape couch, and I was checking a world map. The world map had dots located on it, showing where the hackers were (atom bombers?).

I remember my brother telling me about a girl I know (Leisa D). He said that she was through something into the air and catching it in her mouth, and that he was thinking of playing a trick on her by putting something disgusting on a lolly, then letting her catch it in her mouth. He told me that she was as hypo per usual.

It was day time.

I was in a group. We must have been doing a activity that involved someone showing us what to do. I remember being at a beach, and I was holding onto the end of the pier.

We were lucky to get him as a guide, because he would let us extend the amount of time we spent doing the activity, without charge. The guide would leave us be and go away for an hour or two of jet skiing.

I was at a rock pool with someone. I was slashing water over my face.

This was a previous dream I had, and remembered it while trying to remember the dream I just woke up from.

It was daytime.

I was indoors, and saw a little pool. It was double the size of a little kiddies pool. It was filled with spring water to treat people with Eczema (I saw a story on the news a few nights ago about this).

I think this place was owned by UFC fighter Allan Belcher. I was looking to go to the toilet and I saw a few cubicles to choose from. I sat down on the toilet and was having a shit. The toilet I was sitting on did not have any walls around it, so anyone could see me. A friend of mine was in front of me, looking on his phone. There was also a guy to the side of me. He was showing me how to set your iPhone to low power, and set the right settings for me. I handed the phone to Josh, because it was his phone.

I think this was a dream I previously had during the night, and remembered it while trying to remember the dream I had just woken up from.

Dream time: 6.00am

The dream was day time.

I was on a pier with a lot of people. It was as if we were on a treadmill and had to keep walking from plank to plank without stopping, but was trickier harder then you would think. We were all shoulder to shoulder, so one mess up, would probably ruin others mission.

We were at a decent height, probably 8 - 10 metres high. At the bottom there was water, and from time to time there would be just mud.

I dropped my wallet into the water or mud. I quickly got down and retrieved it. Luckily I got back up onto the pier in time, to not ruin the mission.

We had reached the finish line, and I noticed two people were talking about a one of them which liked a girl. The girl wasn't interested. I looked at the girl, and quickly looked away as she noticed me. I then looked at her again but this time I locked eye contact with her and stared for a couple seconds. I decided to do something silly and raise my eye brows up and down, to see what her reaction would be.

I woke up.

I was at my old house in blacksland, and I was with a few friends from high school.

I was talking to Danielle R, about her mum. Her Mum dad won a choice between $30,000 or a chance to be on the show The Biggest Loser. I was telling her a white lie, about someone I knew that was in the same boat as her Mum, and that they had stuffed up with there choice. They chose to take the money and built their own home gym, as well as hire a personal trainer. I think they had failed to stick at staying fit.

Jade A, was getting her dick sucked by her friend Alana. I was watching someone get a trick played on them.

We were in my backyard and It was my turn to give this thing a go. I walked over to the spot where Jade was earlier. I saw that there was two dogs, both pugs. I sat in the spot where the girls were earlier (It was like a coffin shape, but both ends were cut out). I had half my body in and half out. Danielle's father was apart of the joke. I was getting my dick sucked by someone inside the coffin. I had to stay calm and act as if nothing was happening. The name of the game was to try and convince Danielle's father that I wasn't getting my dick sucked. I acted as if nothing was happening and started asking the father questions so that I could not look suspect. I asked what's going on? why are you guys trying to make me laugh?

I was eating the meringue (lemon meringue pie) off of the coffin. It was now had meringue on the top of it.

Someone must have been picking their ass. They were smudging poo on the sides of my mouth. I was saying it smelt like shit (No shit captain lol)

I saw Alisha (Called her Daryl), and she was with her sister. Alisha looked a bit different, more attractive. Her sister looked very similar but was more attractive. I got introduced to the sister, but I don't think she acknowledged me.

Danielle's Father was now in the coffin with me. He looked like an attractive man, very similar to a younger Rod Stewart. I was telling him that he was one attractive bloke. We had to swap our clothes while still in the coffin, and I was struggling to take them off. I think we had to take off our clothes in one transition. I tried it, but I think I cheated and took clothes off one by one. Her Father did it the proper way and successfully did it in one transition.

We were now in a see through square box. We were both jumping around in cage naked. I was holding my nuts as I was jumping around. The Father was jumping around with his hands flailing in the air, not giving a care in the world. We were having a lot of fun and were hugging and each other. The scene looked darkish.

Dream Fragments:

Scene1
Saw girls on the couch around the backyard (Jade and some others)

Scene 2
There was a spelling bee, and I had to spell Taharn and got it correct. Xavier (Big brother contestant) also was in the spelling bee but spelt name wrong.

I was on a train with some people I knew. I think one of them was Eddy. I was at the on the platform at my C-town station.

I was now in a taxi. We were driving into a driveway, next to my friends house (Lachlan S). The driver was having trouble parking. He was able to make the car move from side to side without moving forwards or backwards. I was searching for something under the seats. I look at the driver and he was Indian (No surprise there lol). He asked if I could find a coin under the seats, so he could use it for something? so he could trace it?. I found a fifty cent coin and a ten cent coin, but I think I needed the coins to be in perfect condition. I saw a lot of junk under the seats. I told the driver, that you could find some interesting things under here.
I looked out the window of the taxi and saw a man (looked pretty mentro, good looking). I think he had a girl with him?
Lachlan came outside and I tried to hide quickly. I turned my back to the window to try and avoid him from seeing me. He knocked on the window and I acted surprised to see him. I gave him the bro shake. I said we were hitting the city later on to the nightclubs, and that he should come out with us. He was very keen to come out with us. I said I would come back with the rest of the people I was with, and go from there.

The driver drove me back to where I thought my friends were, but I couldn't seem to spot any of them.

I was at my old house in blacksland. Jane dropped off Scotty T (Geordie Shore). Jane was picking her son up (Daz) later, picking him up from the airport. I ran into my bed room cause I had no clothes on. I searched around for something decent to wear. I went over to Scotty and greeted him. I felt nervous around him. I told him to play some Battlefield 3 (Video Game). He tried to turn on the PC but pressing a button on the sub woofer. I turned the PC on for him the right way. He was now playing the game. He was driving one of the tanks and looked a bit unsure on what to do and couldn't figure out the controls properly. After some time, he got the hang of things.

I was now near a friends house (Germain). I was at the end of his street and noticed Scotty was still playing battlefield on the PC. I had a looked to see how he was going, and to my surprise he was doing well. I checked his score, and he was the top scorer for his team. I said to time Yeahhhh boyyyyy..

I was now in America, at a club/restaurant/barber shop. Myself and Scotty walked up stairs and two people in front of us, one guy, one girl which had thought we were interested in one of them (the girl). She turned around and said ''Are you guys interested in me?''. I said that you're a couple I'm guessing? she replied that yes, they are a couple. They both looked weird, and looked similar, as if they were brother and sister.

Scotty had just finished talking to the barber. I think he had just got a hair cut. Scotty walked off to the outside area. I thought Scotty's hair looked pretty good, and was going to ask the barber if he could give me a hair cut that was similar. I asked the barber how much a hair cut would cost, and he said $100 because this isn't a normal barber shop, which is way it was so expensive. He said if I was after a cheaper hair cut, to head to a standard barber shop. I told him it was a bit for my liking and that the Australian dollar was quite low.

I had a beanie on my head. I took it off and slicked my hair up to see how it was looking. I was pretty happy with the way it looked. Again, I had the beanie on my head and thought I shouldn't have it on, as it will ruin my hair style.

I noticed Scotty was outside tuning a nice looking girl, so I let him be for now.

I was told to sit down by a guy. He was sitting at a table with a few guys and girls. He seemed like a pretty popular kind of guy. I was about to sit down with him and noticed the girls walked away from the table. He asked me for my name. I told him my name, but he didn't hear me, so I repeated myself. I was going to ask him that if he knew who Scotty T was.

I was with Nat, her friend Natalie and her boyfriend(NBF), David and Lee.

NBF asked me If I was only being nice to him in a computer related friendship.

I was with Lee in his car and we were driving through the night. I think Lee had a bit too much to drink, because he was veering off to the side of the road and getting extremely close to the barrier. I stepped in, and said that he shouldn't be driving.

I was now in a mash up of my old house in blacksland and my Auntie J's house.
I had a controller in my hand, which is used for opening the garage doors automatically. I looked through the window to see If the garage door would open, and it did. I thought it went up faster then it normally does.

I answered the door and it was my Uncle Mac. We greeted each other, and had a convocation about why he wasn't hear earlier or something?. He was walking in the lounge room and looked taller then he is in reality. I said he looked at least 5cm taller but probably a lot more then that. I looked at his shoes to see if he was wearing plat forms, instead he was wearing trainers on which had a decent sized rubber sole. (whole scene was at Auntie J's house)

I was in the kitchen and we were all eating. Dad was sitting next to me. I was eating a small plate of what looked like, rice bubbles and a grain of something through it. There was a plate of 2 kind of sugars and I asked what it was and stirred it into my food. I saw a plate with a liquid substance in it. It was in a glass, which was flipped upside down onto a plate. Someone pulled the glass up to let the liquid spread out onto the plate, leaving all the layers in the right spot. I put some on my plate but it didn't look the same. I had a taste of it, and wow.. it tasted amazing and I was really enjoying it. (scene in blacksland kitchen)

Note: It's the first time I can remember ever eating something in a dream. I never thought food could taste so good in a dream. I think I know what i'll be doing in my next lucid

I was at my primary school. I was sitting near the library, on the pillar seats and noticed a iPhone next to me, which had a big shockproof cover. I picked it up and bailed with it.

I went into the library and noticed that Ellen DeGeneres was there as the library teacher. I was in and out pretty quickly, and as I was leaving I saw someone I knew, and they said hi to me. I was in a rush and said hi, bye to them as I left.

I was in the toilets that faced towards the oval. I was with in there with someone I had seen before. I checked the cubicles to see which one was the cleanest. I was thinking of myself as I was the first to check the cubicles and took the best one, leaving the other guy to choose his cubicle.

I was sitting on the toilet looking at the iPhone I had just taken to put it on silent. Two heads popped up over the door it was Drew D and someone else that looked familiar. I quickly put the phone in my pocket, just in case they knew I had the stolen phone. I said to them that I couldn't finish having a shit, while you two fellas were watching me.

I left the toilet and noticed a lot of girls in the men's toilet, which was odd.

I walked into the area, where the year 12's (Senior students) were. A few strange things happened but I can't recall. There were a lot of students there.

I was now at my old house in blacksland. I was looking at the phone, which wasn't a phone now, it was an iPad. The iPad was in a clear box (ones you see in a claw machine). It had a massive crack on the front of it also.

I was in the lounge room, and I noticed the map app was opened. The green dot was coming towards my location. I began to get paranoid, and figured that the owner must have the app ''Find my iPhone'', which shows the location of it, if you were to lose it/get stolen.
I quickly rushed through the phone to look for numbers that I could find that were closely related to the owner. I was going to say that I found there phone and was willing to return it. I saw my name at the top of the contact list. I looked through the photo's and noticed that a guy I knew was in a lot of them, so I assumed it was him (My ex's, best friend's, cousin, Shane).

I was panicking, and really started to feel the pressure of getting caught in the act with his phone. I was struggling to think straight. I looked for the Facebook app, so I could get in contact with him. I figured he may have a laptop/pc and could be logged in on that.

Now that I think of it, sounds silly. I was logged into his account but was going to get in contact with him, derrrrrp

I hit sleep paralysis for the first time, ever. Wow what a trip that was, it was awesome.. I was hearing noises, tingly sensation and the visual was there a bit. I had my eyes open at one point and thought I should better close them (trying to DEILD)

My favorite part had to be the sensation of my head swaying side to side lol, now that was cool.
I broke sleep paralysis by swallowing unfortunately.. and didn't really need to swallow, I just wanted to see if I could. I kind of struggled to swallow as well.

Dream - The Workshop

It was daytime, and I was near an old friends house (Tash S). I was trying to walk, but it felt as if I was fighting around gravity to move forward. I was pretty much stationary, and tried different walking techniques to break through the barrier which was holding me back. I tried walking backwards, nothing happend, tried arching forward and walking, nothing.

I was now with my Dad and he was trying to fix a bike. It looked as if we were in an old shed/workshop. He was using tools to fix the handle bars, but was fumbling around when trying, as if he was just a full unco. He was dropping parts on the ground, like washes and bolts etc. Dad grabbed something to prop the bike up. I looked around and saw a lot of timber blocks lying around on the shelf's. I mentioned about the timber to prop the bike up, but he was too stubborn. He gave up and just held the bike up with his hand and started cutting into it with a saw.

I was walking by myself in a shopping center. I was feeling really awkward and shy towards everyone. I had feeling that I may have been dreaming. I saw a mirror as I was walking, and thought of looking at myself to see if I looked normal. I kept walking and forgot about the mirror.

I was now in a public toilet. I decided to do a RC (Fingers looked weird), and I knew I was dreaming, but wasn't lucid, only semi-aware because I thought I should have a piss before I start controlling the dream. I continued on to go to the toilet, losing any sort of lucidity in the process . I was pissing next to two guys. I started to piss on myself, as I was fumbling around with my dick. When I finished I went over to dry my hands, on the automatic hand dryer. The two guys were lined up using the dryer, so I stayed back and waited. I think I may have been next to use it, but let the other guy go in front of me. He said no no, you go first, you're a nice guy.

Dream ended.