non-lucid

11/29/2012

I am in some kind of fort sneaking across ropes to get from ledge to ledge. I cut them down after I cross so no one can follow me
I come across all these people in this cove area on a bridge spanning the gap. I instinctively know they are bad so I cut the rope and they fall into the water below. The ones not on the bridge start to chase me. I run through a landscape that looks like something out of Aladdin. I come to a spiral staircase and slide down the rail to get away from the angry mob. For some reason I know the one shouting at me is an evil dictator. I meet a girl at the bottom of the stairwell who just smiles and gives me a shiny old school key. I don't know if this is the same girl that always helps me with my conjuring or not because I was in a hurry. I use the key to open a door that leads into an old arcade. I shove one machine against the door after I lock it so no one can follow me inside. I know somehow this is the headquarters fo the resistance. Whatever the fuck that means. I wake up.

2nd Dream
I am vaguely lucid. Things are not very clear. I try to use telekinesis on a pillow to freak out a lady that is irritating me. I started floating instead which still did the trick. I was then able to toss the pillow through a window with telekinesis, but that wasn't what I was aiming for. Very weird.

12/01/2012

1st Dream
It is christmas at my grandparents house. Things are going pretty normal. I am lucid but not making anything really crazy happen because I am having a good time. I haven't got to spend Christmas with my whole huge family in a long time so it was fun to do. We are in my grandparents basement playing games. My cousin shows up late and wants to spread some christmas cheer. I'm down for that so we all go out caroling in the neighborhood although the only song we sing is Jingle Bell Rock. We do this for a while then head back to the house. It is snowing as we get back. My cousin says he wants to spread more Christmas cheer and I ask him how he wants to do that. He shows me sculptures of the heads of our family members who have died in the past 10 year. He wants to presenent them to the whole family. I luckily persuade him this is a terrible idea and we just rejoin the party.

Later on everyone at the party starts giving me shit for no reason. I have lost lucidity at this point. I get really pissed at everyone because if this. For some reason now my buddy Kyle is there and he has a stolen weed plant he says he got from the neighbors yard. My mom does not approve. Everyone lines up to take a christmas picture and for some reason we decide the best way would be for everyone to do headstands. There were almost 40 of us there. I wish I had that picture for real.

11/14/2012

In this dream I am some sort of private investigator. I go to this lady's house to work a case about her missing dog. The dream started out like a few fairly regular days. I went to the neighbors and questioned them. Then I questioned the lady's daughter's friends. Very basic stuff. A lot of downtime walking and driving places. I always knew where I was going but nothing was actually familiar from real life. The first night I am there we sit down and have thai food for dinner and I go upstairs with the daughter to watch some weird Japanese horror movie. It was very bizarre and I didn't follow the plot very well. At some point during the movie I realize the daughter is into me, which is cool with me because she is a very pretty girl who is home from college for Thanksgiving break. Things get heated and we have a little dream sex then I go to bed in my room (the guest room). I wake up the next day and that day progresses just like any normal day would. Meals, talks, driving, and all kinds of normal mundane stuff. I didn't really question anybody at this point. I think the whole detective part faded out after the first day. Later on the second night me, my brother, the daughter, and one of her friends go to see a movie at the movie theater after dinner. I don't remember what it was about really either because I was occupied with the daughter, although it was strange because there was an intermission during the movie kinda like a play has. Everyone got up and went outside the theater. My brother and I go to the concession stand and grab a few beers for everyone while we waited for the second half of the movie. Instead of going back in though we took off. My brother was in a different car and driving way too fast. A cop pulled out behind him and gave chase. The cop ends up flipping his car off the road. We all go and help him out of his car and he decides to let my brother off for speeding since we helped him. What a guy. We go back to the house and get ready for bed. I am brushing my teeth when the mom comes into the bathroom and tries to jump my bones. I reject her even though she is also good looking. I tell her it is because I am into her daughter. She breaks down and starts crying hysterically. I go to comfort her and she shows me cuts all up and down her arms and says she has been cutting since her husband died. I continue to console her until she feels better and gives her blessing for me being with her daughter. I go lay in bed with her daughter and discuss her mom and what happened, have some more dream sex, and go to sleep. I wake up the next day and stay through lunch, then I leave because I had some other obligation. I wake up as I was leaving. This is by far the most realistic dream I have ever had. I was fully immersed in this other life. When I woke up for real I was completely confused. I didn't know where I was or what day it was. One of the most bizarre experiences I have ever had but cool at the same time.

11/10/2012

1st Dream
Run into an old friend from school. I have been worrying about where to live when my roomate gets married next year and out of the blue this old friend invites me to live with him. I agree and we start to move my stuff in. I wake up and get pretty shitty when I realized it was only a dream.

2nd Dream
I am at my local library checkin out some new books to read. My hands are full and I have my girlfriend get my keys out of my pocket so we can get in the car. She does and we get in the car, but it won't start. As I look at the horizon I see about 20 huge yetis running down the hill straight for my car. I am not worried. All I can think is "fuckin yetis, now we're gonna be late". To what, I have no idea. The yetis run up to the car and begin to shake it back and forth like an angry mob. As they do this they transform into people. Very strange.

3rd Dream
I am sleeping in a hammock in the crows nest of a pirate ship. The view is beautiful as I awake but quickly turns dark and stormy. I have to come down because it's freezing cold and lightning is everywhere. I put on my favorite sweatshirt and head down to the hold. A girl I had a thing for in highschool is there wearing only a towel. She smiles at me, drops the towel, and walks up to me. I wake up. MAJOR BUMMER

11/5/2012

1st
Non Lucid
This dream starts off with me hanging out on campus with some of my friends and my brother. For some reason his girlfriend convinces him to go to this booth and join the army. My dad shows up and tells me he has this rare condition where he always has alcohol in his bloodstream because his body manufactures is.

2nd
Lucid
In this dream I find myself walking through this vast red desert. It is extremely windy and dark. There is no one around. I decide to try to light things a bit and create a glowing orb of light in my left hand. My right hand is covered in red lines in a grid like pattern. No idea what the point of that was. I wander through the dessert for what seems like a long time, finding nothing substantial.

3rd
Lucid
I start this dream by hanging out with my brother and my dad at someone's house. I decided to try to walk up a wall for the first time. I am successful, but I can still feel gravity pulling me back towards the ground to the point I was worried I would fall off the wall. I only made it about halfway up the wall until this feeling became so intense I couldn't move. My brother and my dad were trying to rationalize what I was doing. My dad kept telling my brother that I had been working on that magic trick for a long time so I could impress people at parties.

11/3/2012

Non Lucid
In this dream my grandma says she is going to set me up with the granddaughter of one of her friends. She says this all the time in real life, but I'm never a fan of the girls when I eventually meet them, which is only at like Christmas services for church that I've had to go to since I was little. Anyway in the dream this time she sets me up with this hot asian girl with pink hair named Mia. We hit it off and just chill at my grandma's for the whole dream peeling potatoes for the Christmas dinner. Not very eventful, but very vivid and ironic because it never happens that way in real life.

10/31/2012

1st Dream
Non Lucid
This is probably the worst dream I have ever recorded. For some reason in this dream I killed my cousin and his new wife because I thought they were evil or something. It turns out my brother had set them up and he was the evil one. There was a long, drawn out horror story like battle with him. He hurts my mom really badly. The dream ends with my dad coming into the room and helping me carry her to the hospital. Pretty shitty dream overall.

2nd Dream
This dream was a Superman themed lucid. I was in some high school and I had to save a guy from falling off of a high dive to his death. This was made difficult because there were a lot of people watching this swim meet or whatever it was and I didn't want them to know my secret identity. I used some flying and telekinesis to save him and burned a hole in the wall with laser vision to escape detection.

3rd Dream
Non Lucid
In this dream I was in some sort of science center on a school field trip. We were supposed to watch a movie but me and my buddy Trevor ended it missing it because instead of filling every seat they made people sit in every other seat and there wasn't enough room for us. So we went out and goofed around in the science center for a while. The teacher found out we missed the movie and got really shitty with us even though it wasn't our fault. Somehow the dream shifts to my grandmas house. I guess the teacher called her and she started giving me shit too. She then kicked over some sort of portable toilet and spilled piss all over the basement floor. Not sure what the hell this whole dream was about. Very surreal

10/30/2012

1st Dream
I started off the night with a dream that zombies were trying to get into a fortified house I was occupying with my family. They never got in but for some reason it was important that I organized the fridge of the remaining food we had.

Next Dreams

These dreams were all short, sporadic lucids

2nd
In a swimming pool with and old girlfriend Lauren. Started messin around and woke up. I guess I got too excited.

3rd
Briefly became lucid. Tried to freeze things by shooting ice out my hands. It worked but not very well. I decided to do some more telekinesis and lifted up my neighbors dog as she was walking it. She was very confused.

4th
Once again, I briefly became lucid. I decided to try one of my goals and fly to the moon. I flew very high above all the clouds and out into the atmosphere, but this was a failure because when I got up high enough to see there was no moon, only stars. Bummer

5th
Not lucid at first. I was in some kind of futuristic warzone getting shot at by a guy on a turret. I wasn't in good cover and got lit up by the lasers. This hurt to a decent degree but when I didn't die I knew I was dreaming. My buddy gave me a sniper rifle and I had a sniper battle with some members of the enemy. I don't remember how this turned out.

6th
A crazy looking bald DC attacks me for no reason. I try to use my fingers as guns and shoot him. Successful in shooting bullets but the DC doesn't die. Just looks down at where he was shot and smiles at me and keeps on coming.

7th
I was playing an old Megaman game and for some reason I know I left the level I was playing in and the game became real. I started fighting evil megaman clones. Not lucid for this one

8th
Don't remember much of this one but I was watching some foreign tourist woman taking pictures of me which seemed odd. This somehow progressed into me watching the Green Bay Packers play a football game against babies. Super weird. Not lucid

So I dreamed that I had just moved into my new apartment with my buddy trey. Someone knocked on the door and when I went to answer it I was robbed at gunpoint. The intruders wanted all of our drugs that we were stashing there. I was very confused and told them we didn't have any drugs. They then proceded to take everything else in the apartment. They left and the cops showed up. I gave them the list of what was stolen and they left. After that I somehow followed one of the robbers back to their place. He kindly gave me a cut of the money he got for the fenced items and we chilled at his place.

6/28

In this dream I was teaching an elementary school class. It was my first day and everything was going well. The Vice Principal was cool with me for some reason. For some reason all the kids in my class had a dog for the day. Some sort of show and tell activity. For some reason there was also rabbits. I was watching 3 kids at a time while them made clay moulds of their dogs. The fire alarm went off and I led the kids outside but forgot to put leashes on their animals. I spent the rest of the dream chasing around the kids animals. Oh and the mean kid in the class tossed the rabbit into a volcano that happened to appear.

So I have been keeping a log of my dreams for a while now on my phone and I figured I would put the interesting/very vivid ones on here.
6/27/2012
1st
Riding in a car with my friends when thousands of white birds begin circling the car. It suddenly takes a turn for the worst and they all smash through the car's windshield. Killing everyone else but me.

2nd
Flying a plane. For some reason I'm teaching kids to fly. I have to use a lighter to start the plane for some reason. Also when I am flying I have to keep a mickey mouse mousepad over a hole in the plane to keep flames from burning up my legs. Kids are screaming. I do an emergency landing and everyone is alright/

3rd.
I have some lucid dreams where I am gliding across the ground. Not exactly flying but more like floating. Gonna keep working on that.