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Me and my buddy Erich were at his "house" (his house looked like nothing of his house in real life) his house consisted of a small living room, one bedroom, a kitchen and a big garage. The front door led to the living room which had only a tv and couch. The living room led to the kitchen and the living room was right next to the bedroom. Adjacent to the 2 doorways was the back door which led to an open field with a forest outline and a lake/beach. I remember me and my friend out on the beach/lake and me swimming. He told be about how his mom has slept with a lot of guys and how his dad hates it. Shortly after walking back in his mom took me out side to the lake/beach that i just came from and told me a story about how there is some sort of storm going on in the lake and that it will fight back against the storm and some other random lore about lake creatures needing assistance against the storm. This could of been a great dream about the lore of the lake but instead she lead me back inside and i hung out with my friend again. Erich was watching tv on the couch but i was close to the front door and i could hear his mom in the bedroom moaning so i some how saw through the wall and watched her (some super power i guess?) I then proceeded to get up and go into her room and we were having sex. Shortly after we finished the dad came home and I hurried to find my pants but i couldnt so i stood by the back door with out any pants or underwear just acting all cool like it was the norm. They didnt know intill i walked out the garage door with a pair of shorts and i was then chased around some small rural town. After awhile i got ontop of this guys house and the dad followed up the house, so i jumped off the roof and he looked at me and said "HEY, I SWEAR TO-" before tumbling down a chimney. I walked to the house next door and the guy walked outside wondering what the hell is going on. I said "Some adult is trying to assault me, could you get me a ride home?" He replied with a yes but kept talking to the mom that had followed her raging husband. I told him that we needed to go now so he finally stopped talking and we headed into his garage. When i walk to the back of the garage, the dad breaks through the corner of the roof (the garage was made out of really bad shanty like metal) and started yelling at me. The mom finally told me to just straight up talk to him so i faced my fear and went up to him. He started a swing and then stopped then started laughing. We shook hands then i proceed to say "Dude look im sorry, but you and i both know, your wife is amazing." in which he smiled and we all walked down a dirt road to the end of the dream.

There is this girl that i like in the dream. We like each other but some guy took her and told her that he would kill me if she leaves him. We are in a very small house/hotel, it has one kitchen and living room and 4 rooms for rent. I was in the first room to the left and the other guy was in the 2nd room to the left. I went over to see the girl but then he saw us and told me that he would kill me if i come within 18 feet of him. I went back to my room and started drawing with these tubes filled with graphite powder. Then some people started to come and help with the drawing (it was a really big drawing of a waterfall). Then right before it was done the guy came in. I looked for my sword. I grabbed it and i was going to attack when someone drawing on the drawing used some graphite it went in front of him and it instead cut my sword. (my sword was literally about 1/4 its size and had a boxcutter edge (slanted)) He was flash stepping around me and he had his sword only a few inches from my face. I started doing some battle cry of anger and slashed at his stomach. He flash stepped to my left only a foot away. I stabbed him. He said he put his sword away and we didnt need to duel but then i grabbed him and stabbed him over 9 times (there was a set amount to kill, it was like sao only needed 7 hits to deal enough damage but i kept stabbing. when he died he exploded like in sao)

The dream started with me look at a map. I look up and see my self at the "border to Canada" which was just a giant trench going all the way across America i thought to my self how bad this is because i knew i was dreaming but im bad at changing dream scenes. I look behind me and find out that Canada is just the back yard of my old house so i walked towards the driveway and then took a right to my neighbors house, which looked totally different (this was a polished wood house with fancy lighting). I walked inside to find a mom and her daughter about to get ready for dinner. The mom asked "Hey... are you here for dinner?" and i said "Yes of course, i come here all the time." and she responded with "Oh really? I should probably stop drinking so much!" and then she walked up stairs. I look at the table and the girl is giving me the thumbs up and biting her lip. She takes my hand and walks me up the stairs into her bedroom. I look around her room and when i turn back around she is on the ground on her elbows and knees with her ass up. I casually had sex with her then the dream skips and i lose lucidity. Im now in an apartment with her and another guy. I decided to go outside and got to a house about a mile down and check out what it has (no one is anywhere) I then see my girl and the guy going to the house next door as i was searching. I see them run back as i get out of the house. As soon as i got to the apartment i had a about 20 satchel charges (out of no where) and i was throwing them at the guy and he threw the girl into the explosion. (This whole satchel charge part was really weird cause it felt like i was playing gta; it felt like i was controlling my self with a ps3 controller) I then had to start using a different "button" on the ps3 "controller" to throw more charges. I find my self in a room and i blow up the door as soon as he opens it and shoots me.

3/10/14

At school, there was a problem? Got a girl friend (dont remember seeing her ever in my life) we made out in between classes, computer classes

*First night taking vitamins before sleep*

I remember me and my family (my dad, my mom, and my bother)(also my mom and dad were divorced so this was weird) just casually walked into an art museum at around 2-4 am (guessing by car activity and how dark it was) there was no alarms and it wasnt locked. We were gong to rob some painting but we saw this piece of paper on a pedestal in the middle of the hallway aprox. 15 feet from the entrance. The moonlight seemed to gleam on it. We went to get a closer look at it and we saw it had some kind of "lunar dust". Moonlight shined out of the dust and into the night through the window above. For some reason we fell asleep on chairs we pulled around it and we woke up about 2 hours later from the loud noise of a car door getting slammed out side. I remember running to the right of the main entrance to an other room on the right and out the fire escape . (the fire escape was more of a door to a gas station and also the parking lot was a small lot in front of the museum and it looked just like a gas station lot with the gas pumps and the roof) One of my parents grabbed the paper with the dust and some how we all got in the car and went *somewhere?* (can remember where actually ) The dream soon ended but i remember it being really vivid and it felt like i was actually there.

Dream: Black
Lucid: Purple

The dream started out with me and my brother at my subconscious's remodel of the North West Airfield. It wasn't much of an airfield (it was just a road in a middle of the forest) We were walking around and all of a sudden i get sniped from behind. Im now in a car with my brother (it was like dayz i died and he came to pick me up but it just skipped to the next part of the dream because thats how dreams sometimes are) he told me "I will drop you off in town so you can get some loot, then meet me down at the airfield." i followed with "Can't you just take me with you? I mean you're already going to the airfield." He responded with a grunt and a disappointed "yes". Right after the talk, we see a bus on the side of the road with 3 people. I said "Woah, were not going to take them out, are we?" and before he could answer they sniped him and i ducked. I thought to my self "They must of not seen me..." I then took my brothers MP7 and Ak-47 and snuck up on them. I was on the left side of the bus (the bus's door was on the left). The bottom of the bus was fairly high off the ground so i could see the people around the bus (2 on the right and one in the front). So i ducked under the bus and sprayed both of the people on the right (they didnt die yet but they were bleeding really bad) and then i sprayed the girl in the front. The girl in the front stayed where she was then i went around the corner with my ak and shot both of the others in the head. The girl from the front went around the corner and shot me in the head with a makorav. But soon after i died she bleed out and to my self i thought "WORTH". *Im not exactly sure if this was the same dream or another but it was fairly short* I then got up from my computer and went into the bathroom and i look into the corner of where the door closes (if someone was there the door would conceal them) and i saw my dad sleeping while standing with "green asian zing puke" and i said "Dad, what the fuck?!" he woke up and he was like "What...? Holy shit, we need to clean this up." then i woke up.

There was a red sky (from the eclipse). We were driving towards Mt. Rainier and then it exploded. We turned around and one point we drove into lava but the car tunred into a mini plane and we flew over a "map" world to Africa (the mpa like world actually had the word africa over africa XD) then the dream ended

KEY: Black: Real life
Red: Lucid
Pinkish Purple: Dream

Okay so my friends came over and we went to one of theirs house. We stayed up all night so we slept in like crazy. Well i woke up and then i fell asleep and knew it was a dream. I started to fly out of my house and started walking. I lost lucidity a little after cause my friend (that i like) just randomly appeared and we started to walk in a city with small restaurants everywhere. We were just walking then we just randomly kissed and then we decided to get some food so we walked in to the mall like store that had a glass door then a escalator down to this foo court place. Then 2 of my friends walk up and one says to her "I love you" and tries to kiss her but she just pushed him away. Then we were walking and it turned dark out and the stars shined. Then randomly there were ducks in the road but when i walked towards them it was just a bunch of people from my school dressed like ducks and they flew away.

I was at my house and i thought to my self this is a dream cause it didnt feel real so i did a reality check and i was lucid. i went outside and tried to fly but failed (this is weird because im like an expert at flying) so i said to my self "Screw it i bet theres a hot girl around the corner of my house". I walked to the front of the house there was no girl. Then 3 girls walked around the other corner and then i picked one out, picked her up, and i got laid.

I was in some sort of Medieval town of some sort. It was filled with dirt pathways and houses with straw for the roofs. Someone had a bunch of cards with everyone's name on it besides a couple people (me and like 5 other people were standing up away form everyone else). They were all sitting on the bench and i had to pick one of the cards with the name of the person i want. I had my team already except one person. I wanted to be nice and have the one and only fat kid on my team but i instead got a strong and fast kid (I actually knew him in real life and he can run a mile in like 4 minutes). All of the squads went down the dirt paths and saw the blacksmith who gave us all of our equipment. We then had to go to these underground pipes that looked like a sewer with out all the crap. We had to kill a mob of some rat like creatures (We had to kill some more monsters but they teleport and i cant so i had to run). Then we had to kill this goblin but with a hammer and shiny shoulder armor. When i got to the place with him he was saying "HOW DARE YOU BLOCK MY ATTACK!" and some kid got smashed. I went up to him and i blocked his attack with my shield but i still flew up against the wall and fell down. I got up and and he hit the medal right next to me. I was rolling around with my arms in the air cause it felt like i put my face near a flash bang. I tried to get up but i was still stunned. I heard some one say "Get up because he wont hit directly" then the goblin said "YA GET UP!" so i tried to get up. When i was half way up he hit me straight in my forehead. I was stunned and i eventually stopped and died then i woke up.

I was with a friend (i never saw him before) and we were gong to a different state for awhile. We got to this weird place and they were having a party in the back. people were dancing and everything. Me and my friend went in to the house and we went in to a room that looked like my moms (i didnt know it looked like it untill i woke up). I was on the floor next to this bed like thing. he jumped of it and tried to stab me with a knife (one of those knives that you use for cutting foam installation and cardboard and etc.) and he got me in the arm. Then this is what scares me. His mom took the knive from him and then tried to stab me but some how she stabbed her baby (like 2 years old) in the forehead with the knife. I tried to pull the baby away and she ended up having a cut about 4 inches deep all the way across the forehead witch killed her and the mom blamed it all on me for killing her. She kept me and was torturing me. I finally made a dash for it out the front door (it looked like my front lawn and had the same porch) but some one was standing there so i pushed them and ran but my dream made me slow so a cop (a dirty cop) that was working form the lady caught me and threw me back into the house. I was tortured even more intill both of them were occupied (paying the pizza man and grabbing the pizza they bought) so i ran out the door again there was a hooker and i said to screw off and i ran like no tomorrow. I was even using my arms to help me run then i saw my moms car at the end of the drive way all messed up (i thought she was dead) but i got in the back and she was under the seat (wtf?) and she started driving but i started to know it was a dream because she was driving from the passengers side (like a right hand drive car) and then i closed my eyes and i woke up.

May 14, 2011
My principle was dressed up like a priest and he was standing by a pedestal and i got lucid right away. I flew out the window and it was amazing. I could feel the wind in my hair as i flew all the way as i could and i saw Dr.Dre, 50 Cent, T-Pain, Eminem, and some other rappers playing basketball. I flew around some more and i flew back into the building and i had sex with my girl friend.