JonBingus

It all began sitting out in the backyard. I was out there with Simon and Tia at night, and we were admiring the moon. It was so large in the sky, 10x bigger than ever due to some intense astrological event. Watching the beautiful moon made me really appreciate nature and the world around us.

Then everything changed. In the morning, a few hours after sunrise, I was sitting outside with Jake. We heard a terrible noise, like the whole globe was panicking. Looking up, we saw what man fears most; the sun being blotted out slowly. Global warming had run it's toll, and a great cloud was covering the earth as it cut the sun exactly down to 1/2 of its former glory. We watched the sun sliced down by half, as our primal fears rang out. The world over panicked. Everything went down. Cell, internet, power.

We spent some time in the house just talking about if we would survive this new world, but eventually I gave up on thinking too hard. People started gathering in eachothers homes to say goodbye before the apocalypse. Britney came over, and we had an idea. A party.

It started with the music. A battery powered speaker that we put on the back lawn, playing some tunes. People heard, and they came. Someone blasted the volume, and so the party grew. Soon, a massive "end of the world" rager was taking place in my very backyard.

Elon musk showed up. And mark zuckerberg. Two rulers of the earth.

And I square danced with them! What a strange time. I lost britney before I could say thanks for the party, so I ended up partying all the way through the night.

A great dream after all.