JonBingus

I had lots of em around this time. I was in a game of frisbee with a bunch of younger girls from highschool, and then out of nowhere I got a facetime call from Nicole. She was with her mom and they were getting ready to move out of their house. Not only that, but the place I was living was where they were living before thier current one. The next bit was the best little dream. I found Wil, and together we played a little game of live civ in the house. The game was projected as a live hologram on it. We quit after a few rounds though, and then the dream got much more dream like.


Aliens showed up, and wil adn I were chosen as the guys to go board their ship. The things we saw were truly fucked. We entered their big saucer. Inside, there were messages that they were coming in peace, and I believe they though they were. But the evidence inside showed how disconnected and careless they were in their studies of us. We must have gotten the B team of the B team in the alien research world. There were hundreds of machines in there that were designed to study us, but it looked like the humans had been inserted in the wrong way, or dissected unnecessarily before their x rays. Body parts were strewn abouts, carcasses pulled through holes the size of your wrist and left jammed in the machine when it broke. We got to the center of the ship, and down a long corridor were the two men who had been sent here. They looked like humans, sitting in what looked like a classic cubicle office setup as they guessed that to be our natural habitat.They were 8 feet tall with extremely long heads and legs. The one guy began talking to us, but as he extended his foot to relax a shoe popped off and a big brown cockroach foot stuck out. The second it made contact with Wil's shoe, the entire ship exploded.

They must have had really unstable disguises.