JonBingus

I was living in a big house. A giant one, full of teenagers. I was probably 16-17 again, and there were guys and girls everywhere. The place was run on a schedule like a summer camp but I wasn't really participating. The laws of this world were also governed more like a videogame. People had menus for their items, they had costumes and add ons, things you could get to float around you, etc... Some people were just a dinosaur or something like that, indicating high level I guess as a transformation like that was hard to come by. At one point I was talking to my buddy about golf on this big round patio next to the street, and I said to begin the process for a good old game. After that I noticed that chris, his asian friend, and Dylan Janes were scheming across the road on an identical patio. I went over and found out they wanted to steal some content and re sell it in a whole new console or something like that. While they were plotting this, a guy across the street (we were on a balcony) was like "Aye! The plan is in full forward!" He meant the golf game.

The game was not me and my buddies but myself and a gentleman in his 50s. We were trying to play but every time I swung the club bent because it was an incredibly shitty metal. Eventually we called the game off and I went to see Chris about his plan. In the plaza where those balconies were everyone was hanging out and music was playing. Right when the beat dropped I leaped in the air and glided over to the guys, just to look cool. At one point I started lucidly controlling the glide and was partially aware I must be dreaming but never took interest in reality checking. Dylan and the Asian were on on the balcony, and Chris suddenly showed up and handed a virtual box of items to the Asian kid. He had that Chris scheming look on his face, and Dylan started ranting about the money they would make.

I wanted to try this theft thing, but first I went to explore. I went to the guy's locker room and opened my items, seeing that I had basically nothing. I went out and around a corner and found a room with a fortune telling NPC. It was premium content and a list of real dollar costs came up in front of him as I approached. I walked out saying fuck that! I went past the guys changerooms and saw the entrance to the girls changerooms. A bunch of boys had tried sneaking in and were caught, so the girls had put tiny auto sentry turrents on the doors and had girls standing guard. The guys who did it came by and all the girls chased after them. I was determined to break in there, because I knew I was more skilled than those guys and this was the first challenge I'd seen. About 15 feet in front of the doors was a hole in the floor that had a little crawlspace in it. The crawlspace continued away from the doors under the floor for about 10 feet and opened up wider in the back part. I crawled in there, and then adjusted my position so I could see a tiny sliver of the doors but my body would be hidden. Some girls would look down there and I would ignore them, and then one chick said "I know what you're doing you asshole!" I replied "Yeah, trying to catch a fucking nap in here!" She blushed and went away. Eventually everyone was gone, probably for lunch. I take my tiny little low power laser and use it to blow up the little sentry turrets on the doors, and then a girl walks in slowly and enters. I float out of the hole and silently pursue her, and she goes right to the lockers. I try to open her inventory but she has nothing. When she opens her locker I open her inventory again, and I can see EVERYTHING in there. Hundreds of items, from regular clothing to full battle armor are in there, but I have no time to read them, I just start taking every single thing. There's obviously no weight limit so I just hold down the steal button and take the whole list, then silently creep out. I book it around the corner, past the fortune teller and into an empty room that has a hallway leading further away. I hide in a corner, and some high level people dressed as dwarves and T rexes are walking past me through the hallway. I open my inventory and accidentally equip everything. Holiday items, costumes, Armors, cloaks, huge graphic effects like floating moons and illuminati symbols fill the air and tiny little fireworks go off. I start taking it all off, but leave on two extremely high level charms that have floating hands on either side protecting me, and a cloak. I can't wear a disguise as the person who had the items will recognize them.

I get into the hall and see that in the local chat that person just said "I was just sneak thieved of 32m lol". Holy shit I just stole 32 million coins of items. Better return it all. I see the girl, who by the way is obviously being played by Ricky Gervais, and I throw my wallet on the ground. This removes all my items. Theres a big fuss about the stolen stuff, and everyone blames everyone else while secretly wishing they did it, this was clearly one of the most epic loots in history.

Eventually they figured out it was me, and ganged up on me. I ran for my wallet and like 20 people tried to take it from me. I started booming "Let me go or I will smite you." To the person who had a grip on the wallet and they quickly backed off. I admitted to stealing it all, them smirked and walked to Ricky Gervais and returned all the items in one click. I told him I had planned on returning it all, and I was going to do it by picking the fortune teller up and moving him into Rickys room. This would cause a massive panic because a core NPC would be missing, Ricky would go home to find it in his place and in its item storage would be all the stolen goods. But my plan was foiled.

After a good laugh I woke up.

This dream wasn't much, just a lot of me and the dankertons hanging out at some mansion up north. We pu J Dilla's Donuts on and I said it was a top 5 album for me. I don't know a single song from it though haha.

The dream began with a family gathering. Around 40 of my family members were there. My mother had been having hard times as of late, but she seemed to have a new friend. The friend was a girl of maybe 24 years, very pretty and smart with glasses. She spent the evening drinking with my mom and talking about the family. Eventually someone told me how my mom had sacrificed a lot to come to this gathering, so I went to go talk to her. I saw her friend with her outside, she was just wearing glasses. I looked down and I was naked too. The friend (I'll call her lucy) told me that I have nothing to be ashamed of standing there naked, and I felt good. Suddenly my mother came out from inside the house and she looked like marge simpson. She said I should be proud to stand naked in front of the world, because I have nothing to fear. The speach was epic, presidential style.

I woke up and went back to sleep, for my second journey.

I was downtown, and riding a segway. The segway was not powered by batteries, but by a roll of paper towels mounted to the handle. What a dumb power source. It lasted maybe five minutes before I had to search for more. I went into a nearby building and it was a nerd blog HQ. There was a cute girl there writing about comics and I started crushing, but remembered my quest and stole some paper towel from the washroom. I headed out again, and when I left downtown I ran into who I had been going to see: Fergus. He had an umbrella and black trench coat, and we walked along the cliffside at the sea, talking about Clark and his recovery, and then a bit about the nature of life in general. Suddenly we came across an anti-air gun platform. On the subject of life, Ferg said to always grab opportunity by the reins and see where it takes you. In that spirit, he hopped on the platform and started shooting shells at a goat on the cliff a mile down.

Blowing up the goat had dire consequences. The city's defense system turned on. On the other side of the far cliffs, we could see a laser light coming directly through the stone. Ferg said they were using the new x ray targeting system. The lasers locked onto us, and suddenly the sky was filled with a barrage of rockets, like the arrows in 300 but less of them, more explosive. We ran and dodged every which way, trying to hide in buildings but the lasers found us. Eventually we made a run for the city, knowing they would not bomb it. As we got close, a new laser turned on us. This one was from the sky. It was an orbital laser cannon. I felt it getting hot on my back as we ran, targeting me first. I didged left and it started digging a trench in the ground as it corrected to get me. I dodged again then grabbed a nearby hay bale and held it against my back for protection. I could see the HP of the hay bale quickly die down, and when the laser stopped firing it had 1 HP left. A near death.

I woke up again.

I was too tired to start working so I slept again and had a final 20 minute dream.

I was in the city again face timing my brother, who was at some hotties birthday in her condo. I was watching with envy, and suddenly I was holding the camera and I was right there. I went into the other room to find my brother as the girls were all younger and I didn't know the birthday girl. I was hanging with his friends when everyone went into her room. I looked around and realized it was a dream, and saw an open window. I ran to it, shoved it open more, and started squeezing through as it was just barely big enough to get through. The moment I was able to lean forward and drop, things went extremely vivid. I could feel the window frame squeeze my body, the wind in my face, hear the city around me. I realized I had no way to know if this was reality or not. What if I just killed myself instead of flying around?

I've never felt this since a dream long ago where I nearly shot myself in the face in a dream and felt the true fear of death, just as strong as any person in real life could.

I wriggled back inside and instead tried to fly around the room. I ran, jumped, hovered a moment then fell and hit the ground. The impact woke me.

Dream Signs
Flying
Downtown
Girls
Jake

It begins as all good stories do; on the top of a speeding train. I am there on a mission from the governor, to track and kill a dangerous man. There are soldiers walking along the top of the train ahead of me, assigned to the mission as well. For a moment, I think about what I will do next. Suddenly, the soldiers to toward me. They look nervous. Their guns are no longer at their sides, but pointed at me.
I am the dangerous man.
I charge them and they disappear, only to reveal an oncoming bridge that looks like the walkways to an airplane. I slam into it, bending the sheet metal walls and pass out.

I wake up, and the impact has separated me from the body of that dangerous man. I am myself again. A woman is next to me, and she is tearing up with Joy.

"He's going to marry me!" She says.

"He gave me this necklace! It's from the jewelers in the big city, and he made it disappear."

So that's what he does. He makes things disappear. And now he's disappeared himself.
I start walking past her down the road. It's getting dark, and as I walk I hear music. I go up a staircase into a park and find an incredible skate park. Massive half pipes, colour under lighting on everything, it's a skater's dream. Too bad I don't skate.

I'm pretty sure that at this moment I became lucid. Everything was so vivid. I was looking around, listening to how the music echoed off the curved walls and looking at the highschoolers hanging out here way past their curfews. Why was I here, wearing this dark hoodie and hiding myself? I didn't really know. I started to walk out of the park and down the road. I stopped to look back a some teens that were on the sidewalk. They were all regular kids, and one girl had some very short shorts on. It was like real life. The lighting from the street lamps, the cool of the night air. Everything.


After that I pulled out google maps to see how far that train had taken me from home. Far.

I would be in for a long walk. Instead, I walked into a pet store nearby. Inside I was playing with all of these small squid and shrimp and fish, looking in their tanks. Suddenly a bouncer came and tried to kick me out. He said I was missing the stamp for the place. There are like 5 bar stamps on my hadn and none of them are for this place. Rats.

My parents show up. My mother puts on such a fuss of how great the shop is that the bouncer leaves me alone. Take that, asshole.

Simon and Arshia show up out of the blue, and I get ready to go with them back home.

My alarm goes off.

I was in an Italian town of sorts, and the world was against me. I had no money, and to join the film union that was supplying the town economy I needed a good reputation. A friend got me a job prepping the craft services tent. I was there prepping food when I realized I had to wash my hands. I left to do so and never returned, as I become trapped by a terroist situation that left me waiting it out in my room. I found out all the guys who left when I did were blacklisted for walking off set, but I was still fine for some reason.

At one point I decided to leave my house, and I started to fly up, when suddenly,

"This is a lucid dream, and I'm flying."

I try to struggle to enjoy it, which always has the opposite effect, and instead everything goes black and I lose the dream. I must look this up.

Chris and I were on the verge of something. I had found a material in my adventures that I knew had incredible potential, and I gave it to him. For a while we split paths, he studying and myself finding out more about the world around us. We were in some massive complex, a place had had a lot of inside and a lot of people. I met a lot of guys and girls, and my dad was in there working on something as well. Eventually Chris started hitting breakthroughs. We realized the substance was capable of materializing a small, new life form from another dimension or place, we did not know where/what yet. We knew we needed money and peace to finish this out so we did the only rational thing: we joined the games. This was like the hunger games, where men entered and fought with machine guns until the last stood, who would recieve money and a place to conduct their business. Chris and I found a black room with two doors and held it down, killing many. At the end we had won, and everyone congratulated us. Chris went back to his work, and I went to drum us up some fame. I met a girl who blew me away with her beauty, and she was working for my mother on some side project of hers. I went around a lot to hang out with different characters, but this girl would always be there, hanging out or working, at the place that I would go. Just a gift from god. I had lucid sex, which was nice.


Then I returned to the place of the tournament. Some guys who lost had found me and were furious, they wanted to settle the score in person. Instead I took control and beat them into the ground in front of everybody after taking a few blows myself.

I had a second dream later but it has been forgotten.

Dream Signs
Girls
Chris
Fighting
Dad

I was lost in a big world. I ended up at some summer camp, and Adriana was with me. She said to me what she said last night. Then I left the camp to find my brother, who had gotten himself the must fucked up mercedes I'd ever seen, it looked like it had been left in a pit full of acid and human waste for 10 years. I told him he was so stupid for getting it and he said he'd fix it up... yeah right. He and devon started playing a game, and I joined them but they quit so I just woke up instead.

I was in Thailand, and I spent the entire dream trying to convince my friends and a group a girls to go swimming with me to this tiny island in the middle of the bay, which I knew from a previous trip had an underground tunnel in it that lead to a full system of underwater tunnels and caves full of treasure, with trees growing and animals living in there.

Everyone kept putting it off and I didn't want to go alone. At one point Arshia came and did not believe me, so I said I would guide him to the place to look at it. As we walked around the bay everything had changed, the beaches were replaced by a marina, and the trees had grown to be massive 400 foot behemoths, so beautiful in their shape.

And yet I did not become lucid.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Beautiful Scenery
Arshia

This was a long one, and it is broken into two parts: Pre-cavern and post-cavern. I'll get to it.

Pre-Cavern

I do not have a solid opening or closing for this part as it was basically a massive amount of dream fragments, but I know their nature and beauty. The dreams were about myself, the american, collaborating with the humble Japanese on the design of a brand new aircraft, back in the beginning days of flight. The dreams had this beautiful quality to them of collaboration, where I would get tired of working, and then a small burst of inspiration from the Japanese would drive me to forge on and build, and in doing so I would grow and become loved.

Then I woke up, after a final dream where I built the plane, and even after waking up I lay in bed to thank the Japanese engineers and say goodbye to them in my post-sleep daydream. They responded. It was nice.


The Cavern

I returned to sleep, and found myself in a very different situation. I am in a dark cavern. The walls are only a few meters apart, and about 10 feet up is a silver cable made of pure light that runs from one end of the cavern to the other, about 50 feet. At each end of the cavern, a small blue portal the size of a rabbit sits silently, and in the center of the cable are two mounts attached to it, objects with foot long strings of light dangling off them, with cherry sized baubles at the end. I touched the baubles and they get excited, moving the mounts across the cable as if in perfect frictionless suspension. I grab both baubles and swing them ahead of me, which causes the mounts to glide ahead. They move faster than my walking speed so I just watch. They get to the end, hit the little portal, and come out the one at the other side. This excites them a bit and they speed up. The one in front slows down a bit, and when the one behind it hits theres a 'crack!' and the front one shoots forward to the portal, comes out behind and shoots the other one. In a matter of seconds, both of the bauble strings are travelling across the cable at the speed of sound, blurring together and passing through the portals many times a second. I realize now this is a powerful source of magic, so I resign to study it carefully using the patience the Japanese have taught me.


Post Cavern

I wake up suddenly. I'm in a dark bedroom so I go to the window and open it. I'm at a mansion in the woods, similar to the T-House but much larger. There is snow everywhere, and my dad is in the courtyard. Suddenly my brother comes in.
"You're awake." I am confused. Of course I'm awake. He tells me I've been sleeping for three days. I tell him about the cavern but he is confused. Suddenly my family is gone. I hear people talking so I go down near the courtyard. Three powrful beings are having a conversation in a room I'm next to, talking about how they've all come back from collecting powerful sources of magic and await my return. They speak of the cavern, they know I was there. They are going to use the power of all these magic places to kill everyone. I hide under the stairs, fuck those folks there is no way I'm joining them. I concentrate my hardest and manage to turn into a small animal, though I can't remember which. A cat comes by, which I know is another one of the magicians in disguise, and I act as a regular pet and cuddle with the cat. It is weird to know I am cuddling up with a dark wizard but I have him fooled. Then, someone says they will go kill my family and I perk up, losing my cover. They laugh, it was a trick to get me to come out of wherever I was hiding, they could sense I was near.

I talk to them for a while about the cavern, and eventually we are all in a room. The wizards are two men following a woman, who is pure evil. The men just like power. At one point they transform into Sasuke and Rick, and at that moment I turn on them. I open a portal from the place of the baubles and they come flying out of it at light speed, since they've been gaining speed this whole time. It vaporizes the men, so open a back portal and slide the bauble mounts back onto the light beam and push them, closing the portals and allowing them to go gain speed in that nameless place for another time.

At then end of the dream Anna showed up. I wanted to do something, say something, but the words would not come out. Those actions are reserved for reality.

It begins in downtown san francisco. I was driving through the city in escape of my assailants, evil men from an unknown army. I found myself arriving at a Flea Market just outside the city, which is where this dream really takes place.

I got out of the car and immediately began hovering. This was one of those dreams, like so many from my past.

As I drifted through the market I checked out everything. There was food, pet rabbits and puppies, clothing, guns, lots of shit. I passed one girl who was quite beautiful but a bit too young, so I just made hard eye contact to throw her off then moved through the crowd, she went to follow me a bit to see if I was into her but I got distracted by the food. There was so much crispy chicken, but I looked away and when I turned back they were packing up, and I had no money anyway.

I wanted to know what was still available so I flew about 20 feet up and saw a section of the mens clothing shop that was uninhabited, as it went around a corner hidden by coats. I dove in and tried on some suits but they were extremely torn and ghetto so I went back out to the main market. There I saw a beautiful girl with a guy, but I just started talking to them both. She complimented me so I playfully hugged her and he was thrown off. Then I started flying around looking at stuff and they were flipping out asking how I did that. I said "I'll show you", put my arms around her and gently floated up. It was a beautiful moment. I stared into her eyes as I went to the ground and let her down, and then I waved goodbye to them and floated away to the woods. In the woods was a cliff, and at the top was massive old building built by the boy scouts in their early days, with a massive stone bridge connecting it across a ravine in the cliffs. There I found some friends, and we went exploring.

I was ambushed in the woods by the men I was fleeing in the beginning, and flew through the treetops to lose them. I could see them setting up snipers everywhere in the woods, guys with white helmets on. That was a dumb move as my friends and I corrdinated our rifles and sniped every white helmet in the head at the same moment. We went into the woods to grab all the rifles and burn their supplies. I went back to the market to find a place for the rifles. I put them down and saw the girl again, and I talked to her for a bit. There was a connection. Then I headed out to the woods to find more enemies. Instead I found the beginning of a massive forest fire I had caused by carelessly burning the supplies. It was going to take the forest and the boyscout mansion. I couldn't let it. And yet, suddenly Rob showed up and started talking to me about wing suiting, and I told him it was how I had gained my passion for flight and eventually my ability to fly at will. We relived old jumps off mountains and towers, and suddenly I snapped back to the present. I knew something had gone wrong while I was lost in my fantasies.

I went back to the market, and in there was a painting frame left by the girl. It was playing a video, an animated one that was about me. It was so colourful and beautiful and was saying how at first I appeared like this amazing person, a tall tower of a man, with a giant crown upon my roofed head. I was full of life and compassion, yet after the pretend and the ego had been stripped away by her, and my true colours were shown I was left as a small fool's tower, the height and brick stripped away. There was a crown on top of it still, yet no height to really see the world from, and no reason for the grandeur. She told me that I was not who I said I was, and that I was a little man with little problems, and she could not love me.

I think this is a beautiful message. To take off the crown and truly build the tower up, make myself a real substantial person and allow the praise to come.

I had almost 20 dreams last night from waking up a lot, but I'll just enter one. I was in a penthouse with Arshia and Sasha. Sasha was dating Rob for some reason and he was coming back soon. I went to another room in the house that was just all windows and I started looking down at all the people in the street. I started thinking "If I was forced to snipe one person, how would I choose? Would it be random? Would I try to choose someone who looked like a bad person or a failure?" I couldn't decide, so I started thinking about somehting else. I could see the guys in the other room laughing at me zoning out the window, so I played a prank on them.

I jumped. I started falling out the window as they screamed and then caught myself and flew back up to the window laughing. I started letting myself fall and then flying back up a few times, then thought "This is a lucid dream!"

Everything went black

I assumed I'd messed up with excitement and thought I'd woken, when really I just entered another dream about graduating from the penthouse. Too bad.



Much later, a very very strange thing happened. I was downtown and was feeling spontateous. I was driving my brothers jeep around and tried going through a narrow road that would not fit. I lifted the car and carried it over a rail, but when I put it down it shrunk to a model. Some girls were making fun of me trying to open up and drive a tiny car, so I just gave up and talked to them. I started hitting on one as part of my real life practice, and then gave her my card before leaving to a family event.

Later on I was with tom on his computer when I opened up my facebook, and I had a request and message from a girl who knew the jeep ones. I was so confused. Was this real? I thougth I must be dreaming but instead of reality checking I asked tom to tell me if he thought it was fishy. I showed him and I even said "See, look, facebook looks exactly like the real thing, except for that big black box there that isn't normal" but I just brushed it off, so interested in what was going on.

Sadly I did not go lucid again, although I had some really cool, very vivid dreams.

Dream Signs
Flying
Girls
Tom
Driving
Impossible Physics
Graduation Ceremony

I was living with some friends of mine after an apocalypse or something. Villains had taken over and we went into hiding in a commune of sorts.

I met a young boy who was in a school play. I gave him some advice on nervousness, and relived my days of school plays. After the play I went to a party store to get ready for the after party. The store was owned by that kid. I was telling my parents how much I respected him, but deep down I wanted a store of my own. Eventually the store was torn down and every item and shelf removed. I started talking to a cute girl working there and a moment happened that was identical to yesterday. I remembered the secret of eye contact and spent the entire conversation staring deeply into her left eye. It was very beautiful and so detailed, I could never reality check something like that.

But from now on I will. Whenever that moment happens in my life I will become hyper aware. At least I'll try.

Dream Signs:
Deep eye contact
School Play
Parents

Me Arshia and Simon went up north to some resort. It turned into a wilderness nightmare. We were hunted by a T-Rex out in the open, with 10 square miles of land to avoid it and sparse trees. After a narrow escape we returned to the resort only to find that it was as second rate as it gets. In the morning we were playing music when an old lady came down to tell us to quiet down and then she just decided to hang out with us, I guess she was lonely and lived here.

Then the strange bit happened. I took a shower. I found moisturizer in a cupboard that said on the label it had to be used in the shower. I didn't reality check because I could read it perfectly, and I'd already put some on my hand so I just got in the shower. The bathroom was tile and had a drain on the floor as well as in the shower, and this is when it got strange. I moved the water in a certain way that it all flooded into the bathroom itself, probably because I didn't pull the curtain closed. The water that got on the floor of the shower however started shimmering with an extreme quality to it, exactly like what the water does when the spirit of the forest arrives in Princess Mononoke. I watched itin fascination but DID NOT REALITY CHECK! So frustrating. Then I spent another 5 minutes studying the floor of the shower itself which was completely destroyed and made it feel like the floor of the building could collapse at any moment. The tile was smashed in chunks and had several drains installed in some makeshift way as if that was the proper way to solve the issue instead of just repairing the floor.

I woke up shortly after.

What a dream. Long, detailed, vivid, and fun. The best kind. It all begins with me, Simon, and Anna driving into the city in a car. We are downtown, and I realize that the building from my balloon boy dream is right next to us! I point it out to Anna with Simon's help, and then we drive by, off to some event. When we get there I lost interest quickly and went to find my car. I was going to take an uber, but when I checked the app I realized that my personal car had been parked and marked by uper. I get to it and lose my mind. It's a bright orange Honda S2000. I get in and rip it around hte neighborhood having way too much fun. I then get to the place I'm staying and go in. Inside is Steph and smoe friend of hers hooking up with some dude. I join in, but Steph tries to leave so her friend and I ditch her first. Then I woke up. I get back to sleep and I'm in a different part of town. I check uber and find my car has been moved again for some reason. I notice that every time my car is parked it is next to a supercar that is the same colour. I get in the S2000 and drive back home. There I find Anna and Simon chilling and Amanda with her boyfriend. Amanda is in a pink bikini and it's driving me mad. I head to the basement to collect my thoughts, and then I wake up again.

This time when I go back to sleep the dream is different. I am downtown on the sidewalk and I realize I'm in a video game. I am playing with Chris and Seth, and we see a group of Santas walking away from a plaza. I walk over there to find the source and see something amazing. It's an Easter egg, where Newman, Stu, and Santa Claus are having a conversation about the Jews. After watching them in awe we went around the corner and saw a group of kids. There were some babes and some people we knew, but over time more and more gangsters filled in the crowd and more good people left. I was leaning against a tree when a dude wearing a pretty cool camo jacket walked by and stared at me. I said nice jacket, and he laughed and I realized I was wearing a camo jacket too. He walked over to his ghetto friends. There was one dude in a white long sleeve that was trying to act hard and intimidate people so I just kept staring at him and he was pissed. I went to go talk to chris, but I slipped on an embankment knocked that dudes arm. It was the perfect excuse. He grabbed me and showed me to his friends. I was so pissed at him for being a shithole but I just walked away. Unfortunately I walked left around the corner and then decided to go the other way to find my car, and when I walked by again they saw I came back and I stared right at that guy with a "fuck you" face. Two of his goons started chasing me. I did some parkour and climbed a house onto a tall chainlink fence, and while balancing on top I started rapping about how these guys were trying to fight me when we should be friends. They got even more pissed, and then my alarm went off.