JonBingus

This was a really interesting one. It begins as I find myself wingsuiting around the countryside. At one point I landed in an alleyway and ran right into lil dicky. I freaked out and he told me he also wingsuits, and I said I was a rapper. He gave me his card and said to meet him at his hotel for dinner. I geared up, got on my motorcycle, and left. When I arrived at the hotel, he wasn't there. I wandered around for a bit, and then I headed downstairs. Down there was a hospital. I was completely in the thick of it in there. There were babies constanty being born. At one point I went around a corner and found a man asking if he can give birth. He was fully clothed and the doctors said he could as they were the world specialists on this. He sat down over a clear plastic bin and basically shit out the baby all covered in plancenta. I was mind blown. I then headed out to the main area and my parents and Jeremy were there and they gave me some heavy life advice. I went to the beach to think about it and met a beautiful blonde. She was extremely hyperactive and I couldn't handle her, but I changed into an alter ego that could. We fancied eachother quite a bit, and rode off on our motorbikes. As we approached a large bridge though, we encountered an area that was famous for casualties, and we crashed our bikes. She died in the crash and I barely made it out. I was devastated, but a friend wiped my memory so I spent the rest of the dream hanging out in some bar.

Dreamsigns:
FLYING
Lil Dicky
TALKING TO GIRLS
Riding motorcycle
slow motion

I was in a new city. I knew that the Dankertons now lived in my Toronto house but this was not Toronto. We were in a town full of ex students of some school or camp that combined all groups of kids I know. Downtown there was a car wash that I had just realized I purchased from Jeff Turcotte when he created it as his final project at the school. I wanted to relocate it but I didn't remember if my purchase of it was fully legal so I basically picked it up and moved it. I dropped it in the bay nearby, and used it as a waterslide somehow. The view from the top of the waterslide was amazing and I was in a phone call with my dad when I saw it. I started talking to him about how beautiful the sunset was, and how the horizon bent down violently as if we were on a tiny planet. I chalked this up to how high I was but I REALLY should have considered that I was dreaming. After that the kids were hanging out with some girl that Chris knew from school. She showed up totally naked just to embarrass us and then kept coaching all of the guys on how to pick up chicks. I left half way through the conversation as I was concerned over whether or not I had really paid for that carwash. I went over in my head how the money had flowed and could not come up with an answer beyond taking a loan from my parents that I had no memory of. This was the SECOND time that I entered deep thought in the dream and yielded no reality checks. I must improve. I must get better, become more aware in my day to day life.

Dream Signs
BEATUTIFUL VIEWS
Impossible math
Impossible structures
Chris
NAKED GIRLS in public??

Nada

I awoke today actually upset the dream was over. Sadly, in that moment I lost whatever it was that I was dreaming but I do remember the beginning. I was watching a snapchat that Mackenzie posted of her house party. In the party was every girl in her grade I've always wanted to bang. I was so lost in this that I thought to myself "If I could enter this moment I would be a happy man"

I went in.

I was in there but nobody could see me. They could see the results of my actions but time kept looping like a snapchat on repeat. I managed to stop the moment but couldn't communicate. I grabbed emma and undressed her. I softly tasted her, and was filled with joy. Suddenly, I had a jar of peanut butter. I remembered that hilarious porno with peanut butter, so I started fisting all her holes, filling them with the thick peanutty goodness. I then ate it all out, all while she was completely confused, as I was invisible.

The rest of the dream followed a traditional narrative but is forgotten.

There was no dream, alcohol clouded the mind. I couldn't sleep for a good midnight hour or two and I am extremely tired.

I am so happy right now. I just experienced a lucid dream that lasted around 1.5 hours. I woke up at 10 AM and went back to bed and lucid dreamed until 11:30.
Here's how it went down.

**Warning, lots of sex**

I was at the old cottage with Melanie and Jake. We were looking out at the water, and in the middle of the lake where there would usually be the islands in the distance was a massive white and red castle of Indian design. Melanie said "it's amazing how fast that thing was built here." As I was looking at it however I had a moment of peace, and as I do nowadays in most of my peaceful moments, I look deeply at my surroundings. I knew that castle was impossible, so instead I looked at her and said "that's because it wasn't built. That was a dream castle, and we're in a dream.

Shivers.

I look around and they don't believe me. Of course they don't, this is their world. We begin walking past the cottage to the garage, and I am astonished at the reality of it all. I grab Melanie by the arm and lead her into the garage. We start to kiss after a moment and she is getting excited, but I just really jump the gun and whip it out. She is shocked and starts having doubts. She leaves the shed and is talking to Jake. I really want to redo that, so I try to create a previous version of her from before we walked in the shed. It worked, but the old one was there and her doubtful vibe spread. I didn't know what to do so I just started snapping my fingers and pointing at things to make them dispensary, and it worked. The multiple versions of Melanie were gone, but I couldn't make a new one appear. When I went in the shed, Anna was in there. Almost immediately her douchey boyfriend (not rob) showed up and they started fucking. I was trying to watch then got pissed and gave up. He came all over her back like a douche, so I looked at her and she knew she was better off with me. She grabbed my hand and we flew far away, to the top of a mountain base\event center. We touched down in a hot springs tub, and were naked. She gave me great head while I stared in amazement. I finished quick so I could go explore and then my mind was blown. I went into an elevator and there I encountered some incredible detail. This massive house that the party was in was beautifully decorated, and not how I thought it would be. Firstly, there were plants everywhere, and in this elevator there was a window with a sill covered in about 60 plants all shoved in. I marveled at the detail of the cacti, the flower petals, and then I stepped out. There was a party there and I was the one in control. The music was just great, and the people there were out of some crazy film. Some wore masks, others regular work clothes, some nothing. I left the party and encountered Rachel Shewfelt, who seemed to be a second person jacked into my dream. She thought she was lucid. I think this branched from my idea last night that every person around Chris and I was either fake or another one of my own lifetimes, and then I realized that it applied to Chris as well. Rachel was governed by the same rules as everyone else, but to convince her she was a dream I had to demonstrate my power. I decided to create invisible walls to box her in but I kept failing. Then I remembered the techniques to increase control. I looked at my hands and saw the same disfigured fingers, and then I screamed "LUCIDITY BOOST!" and slammed my hands into the ground Last Airbender style. This caused a massive stone wall to erupt from the ground, and then I just looked at it and willed it to be invisible and it was. I jumped at it and bounced off. She was amazed, but I then remembered how spinning can boost lucidity, but forgot that it induces change. At this point I'm really crushing on Rachel because she's the confident, social Rachel of my dreams (literally) and I want to have her in full clarity. I spin, look back, and she has been replaced by Gwen from steam whistle. It's pretty freaky how it happened so I go back to the party. I dance a bunch with my buddies, but then Holly and Mom come back to the dance floor and keep showing me my phone and texts from Jake about his mental issues. They convince me that these texts are on my real phone right now and I need to wake up and read them, so I do that. I check my phone and I have a snapchat from him of the Grad skip day party.

Overall this was an incredible experience. I found full stable lucidity for hours and it was the best sleep of my life. I will not finally have the mental fuel for the fire of constantly reality checking. I am so excited for the future of dreaming like this.

Dream Signs:
Melanie
Jake
Thomas Cole
Impossible locations
Sex
Anna
Sex

I was in an apocalypse, a land of only vehicles and zombies. It was civilized, but we all ran around on motorbikes running zombies down. A friend of mine orgainzed an event where we flood a parking garage with zombies and then run as many over as you can like a videogame. Michael scot and I left to go find greener pastures. The fuzz creeps in, and I awake.

Dream Signs
Michael Scott
Vehicles
Zombies
Videogames

Not going into detail but basically we spent the time going around with a lot of friends. I spent a long time with Paige Mawson, and she seemed incredibly stressed out about going to school for calculus or something. I hung with her to cheer her up while she did math and then we went around in steamy for a while.

The middle of this dream was incredibly strange, and by all means should have caused me to go lucid. It all began with a tragedy. I had three twin brothers. They looked like Domhall Gleeson, and two were evil while one was good. In a classic tragedy, all three were murdered, two then one. I was witness to it all. Alone in my house, I sat thinking about it. In my moment of Solace, Emma Heeny came to the house. She got me to come on a walk wit her, where I confessed what had just happened and lay on the ground to grieve. I felt nothing though, and she could see it so she got me to leave. Right after I went back and Jonzon had replaced Heeney (symbolism?) and Devon showed up. He asked for tuna and headed to the kitchen to eat, so I left with Jonzon. We found ourselves in a city park with Jonzon and some strangers. There was a frame of a Gazibo there, and on each supporting pole there was a oculus rift. We were playing a cooperative RPG of some sorts right in the dead center of the park. There was a moment where I was feeling deep shame about going outside just to play videogames and I felt it was a sad way for society to go, but I quickly put the visor back on and didn't reality check as I should have. In the game it would put the person who was player 1 into the simulation by scanning their body, and we would all watch. The simulation would begin to spawn backup dancers that were based in attractiveness on how good looking you are and make you a music video. Jonzon's friend amanda went and she spawned a bunch of Calvin Klein models. Half way into the music video she was attacked by demons and it was our job to defend her to keep the video going and her dancing. At the end of it, I took off the headset and found myself on an airplane. There was a group of nice old ladies where I was going to sit asking me about the ocuculus, but I realized my baggage was still in the terminal. I went back to get it and found that there was a bunch of bright yellow mechs like the one from Alien that were very simply made of metal bars and were for carrying your luggage. I wanted one so badly but they were all taken, and I endlessly searched for one while pushing around a yellow cart of the same metal that I kept mistaking for a mech. I awoke in the middle of my search.

Dream Signs:
Jonzon
Devon
Emma Heeny
Oculus rift
Public Park
Airplane
Mechs
Murder and False Grief
Impossible situations

at all

I have made a few calls since dreaming so it's a bit fuzzy but let me go over this all. There was a group of girls that my friends and I bumped into. One was insanely beautiful, one was medium, and one was uggs. The one girl was my perfect type; dark hair, big eyes, innocent and kind face, cute personaity. But my friend (possibly luka) snagged her and I was left to court the medium chick. She liked me, but all I could think of was the girl with the dark hair. She consimed my thoughts. eventually we all did LSD, and I confessed my love. We then had to build the Steam machine from scratch and people kept coming to steal the parts so we moved the operation to a balcony. Then I awoke.

Dream Signs:
Girls
Love
Theft
Steam Machine
Jealousy
Social Awkwardness

I was subwaying around the city when I found myself at the stop near Arshia's new house. There were a bunch of hughschoolers in the line with me and they all had those little rope bracelets form summer camp, but each one was designed to show off how many times you've had sex. The kids kept asking me why I had no notches, and I said that my school didn't wear those bracelets which made everyone laugh at me. I ditched them and found Arshia's place. There I met Susannah, and I promptly asked her out. She said yes and we passionately kissed before I had to go join Arshia. His house could only be reached by walking aruond the edge of a skyscraper like the scene in the matrix where Neo climbs out on the building. The living room was all grass floor with tall white walls and the whole was was ancient persian tomes restored in brand new covers. There was another room that was like a pearl white gymnasium with a grand piano int the center, and there I found Susannah. We made out again, and then I had to leave as the apocalypse began.

Dream signs:
Arshia
Impossible structures
Susannah
Social awkwardness

No memory

This dream started out in a tall rickety wooden house. It was our house with the same rooms just different layout. We had a Halloween party, and people started sowing up in droves for it. After it got too big a security guard showed up and shut it down. People left, and I flew around a bit on the street but afterward I went back to find the party goers disassembling and stealing everything in the house. I decided to turn back time and try the party again, but even when only a few people got in the house at the end, they would still rob the place. So I restarted a third time, and at the end I stood outside the front door on the porch and started knocking out everyone who tried to get in. When they were finally all gone I crossed the road to see the dankerton extended family sitting outside in the sun, and Devon was there. I started telling him how great a day i t was, but when I went to explain how I turned back time I realized I was dreaming. I looked at my hands, one was normal and the other one was small and distorted like a cripples. I was so excited my heart started racing, and I couldn't look away from my hand, it was so interesting. Eventually everything but my hands went black as my dream slowly slipped away, so I kept staring at it until it all passed into nothingness.

Dreamsigns:
Dankertons
Devon
Party
Flying

I kept going to Ken's shop, and he only worked on motorcycles. He fixed the Tomos and then I entered a star wars battle as a wingman for the Tie fighters.