JonBingus

My favourite part was when I had a GTR, and it was parked down the street. I looked down at my hands and realized that I was holding a wireless Xbox 360 steering wheel. I used it to drive the GTR around and I though it was super weird but I didn't RC. Then I started doing this thing where I lay on the pavement in front of the car while it was driving and for some reason I was smoothly sliding down the road in front of the car relaxing. The cops drove by and pulled a U turn to take me down for illegally sliding on the road (ha!) so I slid right under an oncoming car and lay on the ground in a police uniform. The car stopped and so did the police, and when I got up they said "Well done officer" and arrested the oncoming car. I began walking away and at my house I ran into a billionaire chinese kid. I started asking him about the difference between here and china and he was very awkwardly responding. I followed him into an elevator, which led us onto a canoe.

I was suddenly in a place from a dream that comes from my childhood. It was a beautiful wooded lake, and rising about 100 feet off the water was a levitating house of glass and steel. It was a long house, and from the front door extended a glass tunnel that traveled over the river leaving the lake, and disappeared around the bend. I knew that walkway would continue for miles through the forest, calmly hovering in the sky and looking so beautiful against such untouched landscape. We passed the house in the canoe and arrived at our destination. The place was a gathering of young people just hanging out I guess. We all had dogs, but for some reason I brought a tiger. There was a really vicous shiba inu that would hang out with it on the patio as it was unafraid of the tiger. We all left the dogs and headed out to this place with amazing waves in a small fleet of boats, and I continued to interrogate the kid. He didn't drive cars or anything else you'd expect of a billionaire baby so I slowly stopped talking to him. On the ride back I remember having to violently steer the boat as there were massive waves and extremely shallow patches all around, and we kept sliding over areas of rocky shore. We managed to make it back, but as we arrived the Shiba started antagonising the tiger, who promptly fucked him up and ate him whole. I had to go in and tell my friend that my tiger ate his dog, and after he flipped out I woke up.