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I have no idea how to explain this dream. It had no narrative sense to it and a few isolated parts that are extremely vivid. This first bit is hours and hours in but the rest has faded. I was in a large open place surrounded by extremely high ciffs. The place was run by a small devil who lived in the palm of a god sized hand. I took him on and destroyed his little body. Next he turned into a fat beurocrat and I had to destroy him by soaking him head to toe with a water gun. After that I basically played Halo 3 against my brother for 10 minutes except we were literally in the game and all I focused on was sticking him with plasma grenades.

Suddenly I was watching a set of trailers for a guy and a girl. I think I was supposed to deal with the girl but it was showing meher old lovers and protectors, mainly this adonis dude who was the most patient man on earth, had many world records and would kill me for her. I was seriously weirded out by them adn then woke up.

It was my birthday in the dream. I had just moved to a new home, so I couldn't invite any of my old friends over. Sean and yair were the only people here, so they invited a bunch of people the knew.

Luckily it was all chicks.

The party was pretty cool, I had a lot of good chats with my old friends and there was a lot of eye candy. At one point I left my place and started flying around on a small sled or surfboard magic carpet style, but I couldnt get higher than a meter. Some dude saw me do it and I spent a long while trying to show him how but the snow was too deep and it messed up my technique.

Woke up too fast

Well! After years and years of training, and many nights of tiny lucid moments, I can confidently say that I have now had a pure, 100% conscious lucid moment.

I was on a golf course with chris, and we were sitting in a golf cart. We were about to start driving into the course when I noticed somethihng off about him. Suddenly, I was hit by lucidity. I got very excited, and was about to start ripping the golf cart, when I remembered how much I should just take a moment. I kept staring and chris and started taking long, deep breathes. I could feel the breath entering my lungs deeply. I could hear the birds and the wind of the golf course. And Chris' face began to morph in to some crazy version of his and mine combined, the veil of the dream no longer able to conceal how fucked he was. I turned forward and began to drive, taking in the moment, and quickyl lost my lucidity.

Although it was short lived, for a moment there my entire conscioussness was focused on "I am dreaming. This is a lucid dream." Meditating in your dreams is the way to go, and I will try to start every session like that from now on.

I have no idea what or why I was there, but I found myself with simon hanging off the side off a train. By that I mean I was tied to it witha rope and it was dragging me at 80 mph. I had to grab on a tree or fence and jump onto the train at full speed.

This was a strange one.

Lee and I were walking in the woods after checking out an insane fantasy view. We were walking back to the car when we passed a bro looking dude. I can't remember who said what or if we bumped into the guy or something, but suddenly he became very pissed at us. We giggled it off and got in this white pickup and started driving down a road in the woods.

About a minute later I look back, and the dude is following us. I tell lee and he gets kind of weirded out, but I decide to make it fun. "It's a race then". Lee floors it. I look back at the dude.

7 white pickup trucks are all ripping after us, full speed in the deep woods. We are fucking dead. Lee hauls ass and we start to panic. We pass a small sports court, next to it is a building with a basement. We both notice it. As we continue down the path we realize that we are heading directly into the den of the beast. There's a Mormon comune up ahead. Lee freaks out and starts to swerve. There is a massive building dead ahead and we skip to a stop.

"MEET ME IN THE BASEMENT! GOOD LUCK!"

I can't get my seatbelt off in time. The trucks close around in a shield wall and I am ripped from the vehicle. Kneeling on the ground, I close my eyes and raise my hands. In the long oment I await the gun barrel to my head. Instead, I feel a hand touch mine. Then another. And another. I am surrounded, my captors all touching me as they begin to recite a prayer. My fear deepens. They want to make me one of them.

I open my eyes and they hold a piece of scripture in front of me and ask me to read it. I read it at a level so indistinguishly quiet that they had to take my word that I said it at all. Then, the indoctrination began. They raised me to my feet and welcomed me to the commune. Immediately the most 'hip' guy closest to my age was assigned to take me around. He was clearly born here and had no idea about the outside world, which could be seen everywhere. He took me outside the building and we looked at the beautiful view of the surrounding forest and valley. I did not RC. I turned and looked, and two beautiful girls came outside. They were sent to seduce me, already in the last few minutes they had noticed that the guy would have little effect in my conversion. The girls were clever but totally brainwashed and used obvious tactics to get me on their side. I looked them all straight in the eyes but never did an RC.

After a little while I was given a bit of freedom of movement, and all the while I had not stopped thinking about what Lee had said. I knew he must have moved on from the basement by now, but if he wasn't brought back, there must be a solid method of escape there. There was an emergancy of some sort, and the men running the place were called to an auxilliary bulding. I was about to waltz off to the basement when they all emerged form a door. They were looking for me, when suddenly I realized, I can fly. Why the fuck am I here when I can fly. I ran past them and leapt in the air, flying up in a shitty spiral toward the stained glass roof of this massive commune building. The leader, who was the ballet teacher from Black Swan, saw me. He screamed and I doubled my efforts to fly. This is when I realized i was dreaming. The feeling was amazing, entering a clear first person perspective and knowing that this is the time for me to be conscious. There was no more play time, no more need to be a slave to this place. I started analyzing the rules of how I fly. I went up through the window, but the man began to scream at me. His voice and incantations created a vortex in this hole in the roof, sucking the glass in and pulling me down. I overpowered him and shot into the sky.

In the epilogue of the dream I lost my lucid state, but I met Lee and he explained to me how he escaped, by stealing a UPS truck

Inside a videogame was where I found myself last night. I was the Joker, and Harley was with me. We were in a spawning room, and on my command the doors would open and we would be unleashed upon the enemy. But every time the battle would start, my details go fuzzy. I can remember taking shots but have no idea the nature of the enemy, or if we ever succeeded in beathing the game. That is a crazy thing to not know.

I was in bed this morning waiting for a text. Because of this I just kept snoozing and had like 20 dreams.

The only good part I can remember is about this point where suddenly I had a genie. He was hanging at my place with me, when I got a text from my ex. I realized I could ask the genie anything so I asked when the last time was that she thought of me, and he said it was two weeks ago. I thought that was great especially since we haven't spoken for 3 years.

After hanging with him, I went off to town. In town I found a second genie, this time played by Gene Wilder. He was more of a Loki figure and was just doing general fuckery, mainly trying to give all ducks headlights. This was fucking hilarious and we spent a long time just giving ducks headllights, the ducks thought it was funny too. Then queen latifah showed up. She was the Oracle. As soon as she showed up my old genie arrived too, and suddenly the group of poeple was like 75% magic beings. I asked them if the boys upstairs would come and break up the party becuase of the concentration of power and they said the group was nothing compared to Gene Wilder's parents. I didn't even ask.

We spent the rest of the night hanging with ducks when my alarm went off again.

Pretty straight forward, Chris and I were at a street festival for mulitple nights and continually ran into these two beautiful girls. I was very interested in hooking up with one of them but she was more of a seductress than interested.

Chris and I moved to china. There was this neighborhoodof new homes that we just appeared in after being at the hunt camp, and there were mostly women in the neighborhood. We went on some sort of tour led by a guy we didn't know who was showing us some new products on the market, I think invented by the people in the neighborhood. One of them was a double sided sex toy that was different sizes to accomodate different sized partners, and the other invention was a car that ran without gasoline, and everyone was excited about the toy haha.

Gone to the wind

I was at a film festival as a VIP. It mirrored my time at TIFF pretty well and I met a lot of the same people. I did a lot of networking and saw some strange things. In the end I met some people who asked me about it and I lied about how grand the VIP lounge was for like 15 minutes before hanging out with a random blonde and talking about the presidents of the united states and stuff like that. I was so present and thoughtful in that moment but not lucid.

The dream began with a family gathering. Around 40 of my family members were there. My mother had been having hard times as of late, but she seemed to have a new friend. The friend was a girl of maybe 24 years, very pretty and smart with glasses. She spent the evening drinking with my mom and talking about the family. Eventually someone told me how my mom had sacrificed a lot to come to this gathering, so I went to go talk to her. I saw her friend with her outside, she was just wearing glasses. I looked down and I was naked too. The friend (I'll call her lucy) told me that I have nothing to be ashamed of standing there naked, and I felt good. Suddenly my mother came out from inside the house and she looked like marge simpson. She said I should be proud to stand naked in front of the world, because I have nothing to fear. The speach was epic, presidential style.

I woke up and went back to sleep, for my second journey.

I was downtown, and riding a segway. The segway was not powered by batteries, but by a roll of paper towels mounted to the handle. What a dumb power source. It lasted maybe five minutes before I had to search for more. I went into a nearby building and it was a nerd blog HQ. There was a cute girl there writing about comics and I started crushing, but remembered my quest and stole some paper towel from the washroom. I headed out again, and when I left downtown I ran into who I had been going to see: Fergus. He had an umbrella and black trench coat, and we walked along the cliffside at the sea, talking about Clark and his recovery, and then a bit about the nature of life in general. Suddenly we came across an anti-air gun platform. On the subject of life, Ferg said to always grab opportunity by the reins and see where it takes you. In that spirit, he hopped on the platform and started shooting shells at a goat on the cliff a mile down.

Blowing up the goat had dire consequences. The city's defense system turned on. On the other side of the far cliffs, we could see a laser light coming directly through the stone. Ferg said they were using the new x ray targeting system. The lasers locked onto us, and suddenly the sky was filled with a barrage of rockets, like the arrows in 300 but less of them, more explosive. We ran and dodged every which way, trying to hide in buildings but the lasers found us. Eventually we made a run for the city, knowing they would not bomb it. As we got close, a new laser turned on us. This one was from the sky. It was an orbital laser cannon. I felt it getting hot on my back as we ran, targeting me first. I didged left and it started digging a trench in the ground as it corrected to get me. I dodged again then grabbed a nearby hay bale and held it against my back for protection. I could see the HP of the hay bale quickly die down, and when the laser stopped firing it had 1 HP left. A near death.

I woke up again.

I was too tired to start working so I slept again and had a final 20 minute dream.

I was in the city again face timing my brother, who was at some hotties birthday in her condo. I was watching with envy, and suddenly I was holding the camera and I was right there. I went into the other room to find my brother as the girls were all younger and I didn't know the birthday girl. I was hanging with his friends when everyone went into her room. I looked around and realized it was a dream, and saw an open window. I ran to it, shoved it open more, and started squeezing through as it was just barely big enough to get through. The moment I was able to lean forward and drop, things went extremely vivid. I could feel the window frame squeeze my body, the wind in my face, hear the city around me. I realized I had no way to know if this was reality or not. What if I just killed myself instead of flying around?

I've never felt this since a dream long ago where I nearly shot myself in the face in a dream and felt the true fear of death, just as strong as any person in real life could.

I wriggled back inside and instead tried to fly around the room. I ran, jumped, hovered a moment then fell and hit the ground. The impact woke me.

Dream Signs
Flying
Downtown
Girls
Jake

I was in Thailand, and I spent the entire dream trying to convince my friends and a group a girls to go swimming with me to this tiny island in the middle of the bay, which I knew from a previous trip had an underground tunnel in it that lead to a full system of underwater tunnels and caves full of treasure, with trees growing and animals living in there.

Everyone kept putting it off and I didn't want to go alone. At one point Arshia came and did not believe me, so I said I would guide him to the place to look at it. As we walked around the bay everything had changed, the beaches were replaced by a marina, and the trees had grown to be massive 400 foot behemoths, so beautiful in their shape.

And yet I did not become lucid.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Beautiful Scenery
Arshia

There was a lot of this dream dedicated to the film Ruby Sparks but I've forgotten it now.