False Awakening
I get up Groggily feel my way to the bathroom, wading through piles of clothes and whatnot. I sit down to pee. And I'm peeing, and peeing, and peeing, and peeing. Forever I am peeing! I say to myself. "This is definitely a dream. No reality check needed." I get excited and *like someone turned on a large vacuum and aimed it at my body. I was back in bed. Wide awake. And I still had to pee badly.