Linkzelda's Dream Journal

6/10/2011

I had several random bits of dreams occurring after another. The last I remember is someone being in one of those cheap romance movie where there is VERY bad Voice acting, and I see myself shaking hands or doing a group "let's put our hands together" as if we were the power rangers or some nonsense.

Then after we proceeded to walk, I believe I had to go to the bathroom. I believe this phenomena occurred before said dream. I was searching which toilet to do my business (Number #1 Mind you), but this dude took the BEST one in there, which had a covered side to his right.

So I keep looking for the right urinal to use, and then some other dude was using it. Both were Asian, the first being one I knew at Mayde Creek High School, and the other is just random, but he seemed to be a mix of two Asian people I knew of in middle school. When I finally found a toilet (not a urinal this time), after shifting through each door, believing there HAD to be a toilet to use, I finally found one!


It was the ONLY one I realized was manifest to me, and the left side of that last bathroom scene was faded. I proceeded to do my business, and two people were watching me from the SIDE, not the front.

Either way, I'm thinking that these people aer invading my PRIVACY. From my view of doing my business, my penis seemed to be erect while peeing out, which didn't go so well. It went FULL HADOOKEN STYLE and went like 90 miles per hour or something like that haha.


Then some got on my mouth, and chin, and I was like "What the heck?". Suddenly I have this epoch of disgust with me and I'm in ANOTHER environment, and people seem to be laughing at me because I had my urine in my mouth. And some random girl was panicking as if me being covered in urine on my chin and near my mouth was a big deal.

So I wanted to "SHUT UP" or something of the worth to just let her know a piece of my mind. But she made it even more difficult, and we were suddenly outside some environment, all I could remember was chasing this girl up some red carpet-lookish like stage that was a bit higher than normal. I think I was trying to stop this girl from crying, then this lady who was dark-skinned like the girl, was an adult I believe I've seen recently whom I never talked to.


The last dream I had, there was this girl I never talked to. It could've been my dream guide, but she was just staring at me (somewhat serious but I just couldn't TELL :/ ). Anyway, that moment faded to another phenomena, and apparently some dude had a BAD happy ending when he was rejected by someone, and I'm thinking "Lol wtf is this?"

Then I remember cheering this guy up, and some other dude came along (Which is back to the dream I stated in the first sentences before the bathroom and the two asians). And we do all of what the first sentences I put said until to the point we were doing a group "BROS BEFORE HOES" hand formation, I think haha. So now we're in this hall, and I'm asking these guys if they ever heard of Donnie Yen, a popular Asian martial artist who has made several movies.

Then when one of them turned around, you guessed it...it was an asian I think I knew (I have NOTHING against Asians okay? :3 Without them, where would super duper happy fun time be right?) ANYWAY, back to the randomness, I feel as if I'm telling all this in a random order, believing that I'm going the right path as I'm explaining it to you so much (which might be bad, but it's freaking 2:14 AM in the morning, and I can still attempt to go back to the dream).

So I now recall being in this FANCY dining hall, following these people (I think), and it's some of the people I know from this school I moved to after Mayde Creek High School. I see this girl sitting and smiling as she's looking over something. She was blondish, I believe her name was Ashely, a girl I sat with a few other girls with at this school I graduated from.

And that's just it I believe. I wake up to reality I believe, BUT I try my best to QUICKLY CLOSE my eyes and be still as possible (WILD I believe, and sorry if I mess up with the acronyms, I still have to indulge into their full meaning, just so many (well not really, I'm just thinking it's hard) to think of.I did a Reality check to see if my hands were the same as before I went to dreaming, it looked the same.


Then I held my nose with my right hand, couldn't breathe, so I figured I was back to reality. I got my laptop (which boots up pretty quickly for me to do this journal) and start typing these dreams away, and I start to do ANOTHER Reality check by holding my nose, still couldn't breathe (said face is sad right now) BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP!



Woke up 4:35 AM, this time, I knew I was bloody dreaming, but I just couldn't manifest enough competence to rub my hands or just USE MY CONSCIOUSNESS! I remember watching the news, ABC 13 Eyewitness News for that matter, and some funny stuff was happening on that channel. First off, there was this Asian weatherman (I don't know what it is with me and Asians, but I have NO problem with that lol) and this guy was SO INTO REPORTING THE WEATHER MAN.

He had like an assistant, who I believe was BLONDE. THe Asian guy was wearing, (Wait, now that I think about it, they WASN'T ASIAN!) It was actually a guy on channel 13 that would come about NOON. you know, the news that occurs before the soap operas like Bold and the Beautiful came on. HE had gray hair, I believe he is an anchorman, but somehow he was the weather man. He wore a professional suit (of course), but it was a little big for him.

It was like he was doing the Michael Jackson "Don't Stop Till you Get enough" style of wearing, but NOT necessarily dancing like him, or becoming any sort of manifestation of him. Like two ends on the bottom of his suit were a little bit more curved and expanded. Probably because he was declaring speech as if he was a Asian who was in a gameshow (you know PLACE YO BETS NOW!!! BANZAI!!!!) and a mix of William Shatner's rapid and odd movement (You know when he's bending down, then suddenly fifty feet to the right doing some pose while he's talking).

I'll let that mentality crawl into you people's mind for a while.........OKAY moving.....He was doing a weather review on Australia, SERIOUSLY? AUSTRALIA? Anyway, with his assistant, he talked about the demographics of Australia, then the blond assistant was marking something on the screen, you know, like when they do those circles to show you where there's heavy rain activity or something. But she was drawing a think black line I could barely see. I don't know if it was the north of the South side image of Australia she was doing, but I THINK it was the north.

But I shouldn't assume...bad idea there. But it's as if there's some kind of DREAM SIGN, or maybe I'm just being paranoid about why I was see an image of Australia in the news. ESPECIALLY FOR ONE THAT'S REALLY FOR TEXAS LOL. Anyway, back to that anchorman who is a bit too HAPPEH FAIS. His mouth was making that "O" formation, as if he had to poop or was stub his toe on something. He was pumping his fists (I think), and then somehow, this blond assistant (I couldn't get a reasonable image of her visage), then somehow zoomed the T.V. in, and all I could see where hands. It's as if it where HER HANDS.

(DREAM GUIDE MUCH?!?!?!!?) Anyway, she was drawing lines on the odd piece of Australia, like she went super max zoom, but this stuff was still visible! It was like watching 1080p HD rocks of Australia that were VERY SMALL if zoomed out. Then after a while, it started to become a commercial. Like the ADULT SWIM COMMERCIAL, you know? With them using their black background and white text and saying some random stuff, but the background wasn't black, I think it was still light blue-ish, and I think it was still the zoomed in view of very small parts of Australia.

The Anchorman (not the assistant) was saying some random crap I couldn't comprehend or remember, but I just saw hands moving for a while ( I think).

THEN I'm watching more news, the same Eyewitness 13 channel. But it seemed to be in a more earlier time than the noon one. I think it was the EARLY EARLY team, (you know, Tom, Sharron, CASEY CURRY) WAIT CASEY CURRY IS BLONDE, A BLONDE WAS DOING THE WEATHER FOR THIS ANCHORMAN...HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP. I THINK IT WAS CASEY CURRY WHO WAS DOING IT!!!! Because as I was watching some random facade of a news anchorman ( A different one from the super duper fun time/William Shatner mix), I heard her voice.

And you know those little mishaps in the news where you could here one of the staff members speaking in the back, like the microphone was somewhat set on them while you could hear the anchorman's voice that was louder than theirs? You get what I mean? Like when one news reporter was listening to what Children wanted to say to her, and when she said "We'll be right back," they pan to a black screen for a while, and she said the F word (but she was 1/4 from saying it until a commercial that said NICE CATCH!!! came on lol) It Was like that, and I apologize if you're mixing that in with Casey Curry lol, just giving you some of the randomness I was seeing.

Yeah in the back, (with the anchorman's voice still talking a bit louder), Casey Curry was talking some negative STUFF man! I thought she was those happy-looking people! I didn't necessarily see her visage in the back, just her voice. And I believe she was talking about how the Hispanics (Mexican is what she said) were holding up the traffic? Lol that was random of her to say, but SHOCKING because I know other people (generalization mentality here) would be shocked as well, and I was expecting them to somehow cut that bit out, but her voice kepy going and going and going!

Anyway, back to the super duper Asian fun time guy with the assistant (which I think was Casey Curry, but I just couldn't see her visage still). I think he was advertising Australia's resorts or something, but I didn't see that, I saw light blue-ish white-ish foam, and it was one of the commercials where "YOU BE GOOD NAOI KAY?" (I know, what the heck is wrong with my mind?!?!? Haha) And the guys face started to go into the foam, like he was embracing going in, I don't know if it was my face or his, but a face going into that light blue-ish, white-ish foam.


I think that same moment was the medium for me to enter a different Scene Scenario, which was me being in school, but there were some people I knew THAT DID NOT GO TO THAT SCHOOL (Mayde Creek High School). I even have these people on Facebook, but I will keep those names classified. I was entering some class, and I think the floor was suckable (Lol WHAT THE HECK). It had the foam that I mention before, but I think it was just a flash moment, or just be ASSUMING again. (ugh) Anyways, I think I was told the floor was suckable and tasted sweet. So I believe I proceeded to suck on the floor, it tasted like ice cream (Vanilla perhaps, 1905 Vanilla possibly, because I like that kind of flavor). I DO KNOW THAT I WAS VIEWING THIS IN FIRST PERSON, I just DON'T KNOW if I was lucid at all, but I could feel me sucking on the floor.


(But when you compare that with my actually body, I could probably sense it was my external human body making that sucking sound, but I didn't feel that, or become aware if that was true or not. I just kept sucking this floor to the max, it tasted so GOOD!!!! And I remember two people joining me too!

One girl, one boy. The girl looked pretty nice. Nice visage, probably tied up hair, but it looked long, was a bit brownish, she looked Hispanic, her face was a bit white. But girl was SUCKING THAT SWEET FLOOR as if she finally found some dick for once LOL. She even rolled her tongue and licked that floor, (kinda kinky huh?) Then the dude was behind her sucking on the floor too. I wanted to get closer to this girl, to see if we could "accidentally" lick each other ;D.

But then I was afraid that the dude behind her could be her boyfriend you know? But when I looked at him, I KNEW who this guy was, and (here I am with ASSUMPTIONS AGAIN) that this guy could not have possibly worked his way into a relationship with this beautiful Hispanic girl. Then an image of that SAME GUY, who was a model for some new clothes fashion. It was like those POLO SHIRTS, and it was white with it's collar open, then there was some odd attatchment to it, like the hood of a jacket (Really? A hood on a polo shirt? Talk about Lady Gaga's wardrobe malfunction...) ANYWAY sorry for being a bit off topic there. Yeah the guy was wearing that outfit that was white, it had a blackish stripe near the top of it I believe, and it was like it was a picture. That portrayed itself to me for a few seconds. Then I heard a teacher or someone say "Okay guys..." ( I think), which made us get up. I think these were my Dream Characters obviously, and then they started to leave, so I thought that the bell to go the next class period initiated. I was still in first person view, and I had my backpack with me I believe, but it was open.

Then a teacher that I knew, which was my AP English Lit 4 teacher, (I had several of them when I moved from school to school in real life, but this is the most current one I had before I graduated). She was asking me something, like she wanted something that I probably didn't realize I took. I couldn't get an image of this (because I couldn't rub my hands or spin I think) But I gave something back to her.

She had that surprised look on her face too. (Probably because I was the quiet one in the classroom in reality lol). Anyway, I suddenly find myself running to the next class period, and I saw more dream characters, but they weren't staring at me like creeper style you know? Just people living their lives, doing normal things. Well everyone (students) were rushing to class, these were the students that were about to become tardy. I was one of them apparently, because I was running like AS HARD AS I COULD (I don't a tardY! haha) I believe I was going to my AP ECONOMICS class, but for some reason, I saw a flash (quick flash) of my AP Government teacher's face, which helped me make an assumption that it was my AP GOVERNMENT class I was going to.

I kept running and running, then I saw a few noticeable people. One girl was black, and she was the kind that creeped up on me when I moved to the High School I graduated from. BUT WE WEREN'T IN THE SCHOOL WE WERE IN REALITY. It was MAYDE CREEK HIGH SCHOOL. (With it's greenish looking stair bars. I believe I was near the entrance of the school for visitors and the front office). I was climbing those stairs like there was no tomorrow lol (because I think the tardy bell was going to ring). But it felt as if I was going a bit slow, like my mind wanted to capture a few of the dream characters' faces.

But I didn't make social contact with them. I think I was trying to leap up the stairs (you know jump two steps or even three steps at a time) but everything was still slow! Somewhat slow, because that same girl that creeped up on me, was actually being creeped herself by some random person, I couldn't tell who, because I just saw the back of them as she was mouthing the words "Nonono" lol. Then I started running some more for a few seconds to reach my class, but everything faded.

I couldn't even dream spin or do anything. But then again, this is my second day trying to do a lucid dream. I just have to keep trying!! I do find it funny that my environment was Mayde Creek High School, but the teachers and students I briefly saw obviously belonged in the other school I came to after Mayde Creek High School. SORRY FOR THAT LONG STORY, but I tried to remember as much as I could.