04/07/11 - Scammers begone!
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, 07-04-2011 at 05:35 PM (401 Views)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE
Good morning! Well, the shelf threatened to fall down on me last night again. Monica wrote down what I said before I woke up for real.
22.30: Sleep
23.50: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and grab the shelf above my head. "Oh shit! Can't this thing be removed?" I hold on for dear life. I come to my senses after a while, and my arms are pretty strained.
05.10: Fragments
*I've got two weapons. An uzi and a p90. I shoot with both of them.
*I'm giving my friend Eric a ride. "Are you doing something later?" I ask him. He tells me no and then asks me if I've ever played with Aquanina. "She goes AFK all the time."
05.10: Scammers!
I'm in my apartment when someone knocks on my door. I don't feel like opening. All of a sudden I can hear keys turning the lock. What the hell? I walk towards the door and it opens. Two foreign women are trying to walk into my apartment. "What the fuck? Who are you? What do you want?" I ask them. They start making up excuses in poor Swedish. I know their intent though! They want to trick me.
"We got your laundry" one of them says and holds up a basket full of my clothes. I lecture them both, this is not how things work in Sweden. "I even owe you fifty crowns, remember?" I ask the girl with the basket. She looks at me surprisingly. I've got them. My mom shows up and I realise she must have been the one who opened the door for them. We start yelling at eachother for a while.
05.10: Wake up
Amount of sleep: 6½ hours
Supplements: None
That's it!
Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!