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14/08/11 - Longest LD ever, and recall fails me!
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, 08-14-2011 at 01:57 PM (2205 Views)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
Good morning! I'm not sure if I should be pissed, or happy. Just woke up from the longest lucid dream I have ever had, but sadly I only recall two thirds of it... Had another LD after falling asleep aswell, and the dreams were very entertaining for me last night. Lots of recall, and four of my set tasks completed!
01.00: Sleep
06.00: Kicking some ass
I wake up in bed and someone's standing next to it. I freak out for a second before I recognise him, it's Fredrik from my old class. "Hey man!" he says and takes a big swig of beer. He's clearly very drunk. "What the fuck are you doing here?" I ask him. I can hear them partying up above, and figure he came from there. He sits down in a chair next to my bed and spills some beer. He lights a cigarette.
"Get out!" I tell him. He refuses to get up and burns my sheets. I grab the chair he's sitting in and throws it into a corner next to my sofa. "What the hell man?" he asks and kicks at me, hitting my balls. "Ouch! Get out!" I tell him and flex. He kicks me some more. "This is your last warning!" he kicks me again. I slam my elbow right in his face. Dropping him to the floor. I pummel the shit out of him with kicks, knees and elbows. After a while I grab him and throw him out of the apartment.
A minute later, the doorbell rings. I take a look in the peephole and I can see three guys standing outside of my door. I recognise atleast two of them as my brother's friend and one of his friend's older brother. I open the door and they want to come in. I invite them in and realise I have to talk my way out of this mess. "We want you to explain what happened" one of them tells me. My mom is in my apartment with a few kids now, and they're making alot of noise. We walk into a room and I'm trying to remember exactly why I kicked their friend's (or brother's) ass. The kids are still making alot of noise, and I can't remember properly.
06.00: Flying and falling MILD
I'm lucid, and have been for more than ten minutes already. I'm with two other people, one whom I think is my grandma and the other one is my friend Eric. As I have been using one super power already, telekinesis, I figure it's time to use another. "Let's fly!" I tell them and start to float. I grab Eric with telekinesis and make him fly aswell. My grandma seems to know what to do, but we're not ascending quickly. "Wow this is a stable lucid dream, I've been lucid for what, ten minutes now?" I ask my grandma. "About that yeah" she says. I remember my current task, to free fall.
I look down at the ground below, we're atleast 40 feet up. I let me and Eric go, and we start falling. "Wooohooo!" I say as we fall towards the ground. Just a few inches from the ground though, we're stopped by some invisible force. "God damnit" I say. Pretty cool though to have superpower survival instincts. I jump a bit and take off again. This time, I bring out a big rubber band, and fling it at my grandma while still holding it. It attaches itself to her, and I drag myself upwards. We fly upwards into darkness for a while.
The dream skips. I head through a door into a corridor. My three friends Eric, Felix and G are just behind me. It's like we've just come to a house up in the sky from flying. I spot the silhouette of two naked girls in a window. We all hoot a bit. I look around, we're in a living room. My friends take a seat in the couches and chairs and turns on the TV. I sit down in a corner. "Can someone turn on the light? This dream is so dark, and I'm afraid of losing it" I say. Felix flips a switch, making the room brighter.
I sit down in a couch and watch some TV. Eric starts talking some really random trash. I get up. "I don't feel like wasting my lucid, I'm out" I say and walk up to a window behind him which is open just a little bit. I throw myself out the small crack and free fall once again, but this time a pine tree is in the way. Several branches smack me in the face before I land on the ground head first.
I get up and check if I'm injured. My arms and my neck actually hurts. "Cool!" I say and turn around towards the house again. Two kids comes out from the back door. I wonder what I should do now, with so many tasks done. I remember the girls in the window. I give each kid a big smack in the head and they fall down, then head inside and close the door. I'm in a laundry room, and there are prison bars infront of me. I can see stairs behind them. I grab the bars and yell. "Johanna!" The dream begins to fade. I have no idea who that is.
06.00: Fragment
*I'm with my family on a big ranch. We're walking down a muddy path along two electric fences. I spot several big cows on the other side. Two farmers appear and they tell us this place is even bigger than we think.
09.00: Fragments
*I'm fishing with my brother. I catch a pike and reel it in. I soon catch another one. I try not to get entangled in all the weeds growing everywhere.
*I'm with my friends Jonas, Felix and G. We're fishing at the same place I was catching pike in a previous dream. I watch as Felix reels the lure in, and a big pike is following it. Just as it breaks the surface, the pike goes for the lure. The fish flies through the air, over the road we're standing on and into the sea on the other side. We all cheer and laugh our asses off. I spot a fish with an eye on its fin, it looks like a silvery salmon other than that. Jonas grabs a knife and tries to stab it, breaking a couple of sticks someone has put up when he fails.
09.00: The invading kids
I'm at a cabin by the woods. It's dark out, and my family is there with me. I spot something moving in the dark woods. We all run on the porch to the end and head behind a table that's on its side. "My face got all warm" my brother tells me. "I know I saw a car." All of a sudden, we hear an explosion and a blinding flare shoots out from the woods and hits our house. Its white light lights up the night. My dad appears, and I know we have to defend the house. I spot a rifle with a scope on it standing against the wall. My sister grabs a desert eagle and my dad some black army gun. "I want the rifle" I tell him and grab it.
I head down the stairs and as soon as I'm down, a girl comes rushing in through the glass door.
"Freeze! Hands in the air!" she yells at me, pointing a big rifle in my face. I aim at her but I can't just shoot a little girl. I let my rifle go and hold my hands up "Okay, I don't want to get hurt, I give up, ple..." I smack her weapon down on the ground and drop her with a legsweep. My mom shows up, she was in the room next to me. "Take care of her" I tell her and I take my foot off the gun and let my mom stand on it instead.
I can hear a shot go off and turn around. Her older brother, but not much, is shooting at me from outside. He's got a rotweiler barking by his side. I head behind a counter. "Where's the ammo?" I ask my mom. "I don't know" she tells me. The boy fires another shot and I respond with my own shot and reload with the spring. A solid feeling. I spot a box of golden ammo lying on a shelf, but it's in the middle of the corridor. I wait until the boy fires another shot before running towards it and stand behind a small pillar. Another shot is fired and I grab the box of ammo and head upstairs again. I tell my family about the kids.
09.00: Sexfest MILD
I'm watching some big ass orgie go on in a bed. There's a famous porn star there, and she's going at it in ridiculous speed. Like someone's fast forwarding a movie. All of a sudden, there's only my friend Eric and a girl ontop of him, myself and another girl left.Spoiler for 18+:
09.00: Escort to MTG shop
I'm with another guy, escorting him through a very grim looking city. A guard dressed in a formal suit appears. He salutes and marches on. "Some routine" I tell the other guy. I've got a black rifle in my hands. We head through a small alley and arrive at a square. Several people are there, most of them looks like bums, dressed in black and hoodies. The entire place feels like "Knockturn Alley" in Harry Potter. I head into a store which I know sells Magic the Gathering cards.
I can't find the deck I wanted to buy though and I head further into the store. A girl on a chair puts out her feet so that I almost trip. She giggles. "Do you have trouble seeing or what?" I ask her. She looks at me, and her right eye goes all red, and I can see laser coming out of it. She's trying to blind me. "Knock that shit out or I'll smack you" I tell her and grab her arm. "Don't fucking look at me" I say and let her go. I grab the decks I can find and ask the guy behind the cashier for the price.
"When will we play?" The guy I was escorting asks me. "Why not now? Anyone in here who wants to play a game?" I say out loud. A Chinese guy tells me he wants to play, and shows me a very rare card. It has all kinds of strange rules I don't recognise, and everything about the card is different. We listen for a while as he explains the rules, nothing makes any sense.
09.00: Wake up
Amount of sleep: 8 hours
Supplements: None
That's it! What a crazy ass night of dreaming for only 8 hours of sleep. I hit myself when I couldn't recall more of that lucid, it would have been the most epic lucid up to date. I know I had a very nice time, and the length of it was incredible. I'm only used to a couple of minutes of lucidity.Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL
Recall atleast 6 dreams or fragments in a single night
Use any kind of superpower
Ask a DC for something
Free fall from a height that would normally kill you
Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
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