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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was up kinda late last night, and I didn't expect to get lucid at all. Had two lucids which was sweet since my last lucid was a week ago. What happened can be read below.

01.30: Sleep

10.30: Train and bus DILD
I'm down in the subway trying to get home. I check the signs and head for an escalator going underground. I push my way through the crowd and quickly reach the bottom. A train is at the station and it's my train. I run and quickly enter it before the doors close, and take a seat. As the train starts moving I spot a coworker, Fredrik. He seems upset and is walking back and forth in the train. "What's up?" I ask him. He tells me what's up, a friend of his has been kidnapped. "She hasn't responded to any of my messages" he tells me. "Damn, I'm sorry man, I hope she comes back well" I say. He tells me she was last seen in a two kilometers radius. I tell him he could always grab a map and hold a ruler with a hole in it and spin it around to make a circle. "What a great idea" he tells me.

The dream skips. I'm on a bus now instead. A former coworker is next to me and we're sitting in the back. I start worrying about getting electrocuted by some machinery malfunction or something. I look at my hand as a habit. I've got way more than five fingers, more like ten. That can't be right... I recount them, yep, they're short and tiny aswell. I realise I'm dreaming. The bus stops and I get up. "Where are you going dude?" the guy asks me. I don't even care, he's just a DC. I exit the bus and look around.

Looks like I'm in a neighbourhood with villas. I rub my hands and check them again. This time I've only got four fingers. I intend to go to the Ninjaworld and I start walking toward the nearest wall. It's a brick wall and I rub my hands as I slowly walk over to it. I put my fingers up and draw a door line on the wall. A golden glowing line appears and in an instant the wall has transformed into a hatch. I pull the handle to reveal a metallic ATM-looking machine. "Welcome, where do you want to go?" a female voice asks me. "The Ninjaworld" I say and watch the panels change. I put my hand in the lever slot and push the button.

I fall to the ground with my hand still in the machine, but it feels more like I'm doing it on my own instead of actually experiencing it.
Everything is black for a while, suddenly my sister and Monica appears infront of me. I realise my attempt to go the Ninjaworld failed. Oh well, might aswell have some dreamsex. I start pleasuring Monica with my hand. After a minute or so the dream starts to fade.

11.00: Sick
I'm with the black mormon from House. He's almost fainted and I want to make sure he doesn't die. We sit down and talk for a while before getting up. I put his arm around my shoulders for support and walk into a conference room. Most of my coworkers are there and they're sniggering. "Yeah, totally homo to help out a guy in need" I say and help the guy into a chair. I leave the room and walk down a long corridor. I talk to some guy about previous events in this place. He tells me some rich, famous lady had sex or something.


11.00: Getting lucid in my appartment DILD
I'm in my appartment, brushing my teeth. I spit and check my fingers. I can see like ten. Again I'm not convinced entirely, I recount them. I realise I'm dreaming. I spit once again for fun and leave the appartment. I walk down the stairs and when I reach the bottom, I can't think of anything to do. It's sunny out though, and there are probably some girls sunbathing outside. I head outside and there are indeed two girls lying there in the sun. I walk up to them and lie down ontop one. We start grinding and I run my tongue all over.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I will give going to the Ninjaworld a last try tomorrow morning, but if I don't succeed, I will just let the project be on hold for a while until I can successfully make a portal or teleport. I don't mind though, superpowers are just as fun.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!