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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I don't like it when the weather gets worse and it gets darker outside. Had some stomach aches last night and couldn't fall asleep in hours. Woke up with alot of dreams on my mind, which is always fun. They were a bit fucked up as usual.

23.30: Sleep

05.10: Surviving in the woods
I'm with another guy in the woods. We're preparing our meal, it looks just like pasta but it's in dirty water. We take turns taking sips from the smoking hot water straight out of the metal sauce pan. We finish our meal and I get up. Monica appears. "Hey babe, let's go catch some fish" I tell her. I spot a small lake nearby and some fishing swiming around in it. They're rather big and colorful. "Hurry, get the rod out!" I tell her as I intend to catch a red one. Across the water I spot a few people walking.

I suddenly realise fishing in this place is illegal. They greet us as I try to untangle the fishing line. "Hey" I say. "We're not fishing, we're just uhm..." I say. 'I'm in deep shit now...' "Here, take this" a woman tells me and hands me a golden wobbler. It looks amazing. "Thanks!" I say and put it in my fishing bag. We follow the group of people to their camp. We enter a smoking hut, it's like an open sauna/smoke tent. We sit down and talk for a while with an old man.

05.10: Buying stuff
I'm in an electronics store with Monica, I'm sick of saving my money and feel like spending some. I walk up to a guy in the store's shirt. "Hey, show me the newest and most advanced "got to have" items you have" I tell him. "Oh, in that case, check out "Sennheiser", in a few months they're going to improve the quality of their stuff and they will be top notch for sure." "That's an amazing idea, I wonder why no one has done that before" I say. I need a new keyboard, mouse and headset. I ask him when they all will be out and he tells me in a few months, crap.

I decide to sit down in a chair and just watch the people in the store. A bunch of people working there are playing ping pong at a table and they seem to be having a blast. Monica and I feel like we belong in that group of people and they seem to like us. All of a sudden me and her start a small fight over something and I storm out. She catches up with me, I was only kidding and we go back to the people.

05.10: Dog CRAP!
I'm with my friend Henrik and we're at a fence. I'm standing on one side and his dog is sitting on the other by one of the fence poles. Henrik is also on the other side. I kick the fence pole and his very old dog, gets the shit scared out of him (yes, literally.) "Why did you do that?!" Henrik asks me. I shrug. "Gazzo, come here boy" he tells his dog. When he gets up I can see a big pile of crap. I inspect it closely for some reason and it's green and bubbling. I have no idea how, but I accidentaly get some on lower lip.

'Oh fffffffuuu...' I start gagging. Henrik also gets some on his face and he starts gagging aswell. We stand there for a while, almost puking. I spit and wipe the shit off some moss and can see a small white worm crawling on it. This makes me get even closer to vomiting. An old lady appears. "What are you boys doing?"

05.10: Fragment
*I'm at the computer and my friend Felix hands me a bunch of links directing me to different hotels. "We're going to either one of these and that's final" he tells me. They're all in China and at some kind of "feel good" spa shit. I really don't feel like going to those places.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!