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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I know I had a short lucid this morning, I told myself to remember it but I never wrote it down. Ofcourse that made me forget it all. Oh well, I still had a few interesting dreams.

01.00: Sleep

8.30: Work
I'm standing by the water at work. It's still covered in ice and I can see an icebreaker go around at high speed, breaking the ice. My phone starts ringing and I pick up. It's the doctor, and he's wondering if my wrists are fine. I get anxious, if I answer incorretly he might tell my boss, who will fire me! I try to tell him they're better than last week, but I tell him they're the same. I can't lie for shit. The icebreaker shows up and slams into the dock on it's side. It continues down the dock and ice flies in all directions. I find a bottle with some murky water in it. I tell my coworkers I can't drink it.

8.30: Going to jail for a little bit of weed
I'm at my friend G's house and it's night. Everyone's asleep except me. I need something to make me relax and I decide to smoke some weed. My friend Eric and G is sleeping in separate beds in one room, I know Eric's got some in his bed. I find a small plastic bag at the end of the bed and try to take out a small amount. I can hear my dad outside and I have to hurry up. I spill some weed in the bed and can't seem to close the bag. I quickly pull the blanket over myself and lie completely still. I get caught and I'm going to trial.

There are three bags left and I get out of the house to get rid of them. I throw them away and head back. Monica's there and she's apparently going to jail aswell. I remember my stash of dreaming supplements. God damnit they're gonna find the calea (which looks a bit like weed) and think I'm an addict!

My uncle shows up and starts telling me how they've biopsied one of my lymph nodes and that they've found traces of THC in there, so I'm screwed. Monica's pee contained THC aswell. I'm devastated. "My life is over! I won't be able to get a good job ever" I tell him. "Well, the highly educated jobs no, but you won't need english in those" he tells me. I realise something. "If I ask you a serious question. Would you answer me seriously then?" I ask him. "Ofcourse I will" he tells me. "Don't I need to consent before you guys start operating on me? I haven't done such a thing". He doesn't know how to reply it seems, and even though he promised he would answer it seriously, he makes funny faces. "Don't I need to consent bla bla bla" he mimicks me in a retarded voice.

08.30: Fragment
*I'm standing on a dusty pathway. Monica's sitting in the grass next to it. I start peeing and try to keep track of all the fire ants below. They bite my feet and it stings.

09.30: Medieval battle
I'm behind a small house with a group of men. Everyone's got chainmail and either swords or spears. I have a large shield and a sword. Behind the house is a steep hill and up on the hill the enemy's waiting for us. I take a quick look around the corner and an archer fires an arrow my way. I pull my head back and let out a "Phew". Apparently to win this we have to walk out there and show no fear. Our captain starts walking and I run up to him. I know an arrow will hit me in the side any second and I tense up. People around me starts dying but nothing hits me.

Soon I've walked away from their line of sight and I just watch as they're trying to hit us with more arrows. Suddenly the arrows stop. They start charging downhill and I jump to the side to not get run over by a horse. The rider cuts my leg and I realise I had forgotten my shield by the house. Another horse comes down the hill and I throw a small dagger in his face, killing him. I try to run to the house, but a small man shows up, wearing two axes.

09.30: Four on one



I'm in a small living room with an old lady, an old man, a man my age and some kind of blood champion of sorts. I have no idea why, but we have to battle. The man my age is the first one to come at me. I jump away from his shortsword and lunge out with my axe. I hit him square in the face and the axe goes in deep. I kick him away and he falls to the ground. I hack away for a few seconds until he's not moving anymore. That was easy. The elderly couple attacks me from two sides at once.

I block one blow and duck from the other. I drive my axe into the old lady and then into the old man. I alternate as fast as I can and they're stunned by my speed. They fall back and I legsweep the old man who falls to the ground with a crash. A firm blow to his body makes sure he stays down. The old lady falls into a glass cabinet without breaking anything. I smack her with the upper side of the axe right in the head, which crashes into the cabinet. Three down, one to go.

I face the blood lord, Caine. He's got a very long sword with runes on it. I try to cut him by dodging his sword and lunging out. But his sword is too long. I realise he can just thrust and I would be dead. As if by command, he thrusts his sword at my stomach. I jump away and grab the sword with my hand. I refuse to let go and I can feel it cut into my flesh, but now's my chance. I chop away and don't stop until he's on his knees. I'm victorious! The man gets up, all his wounds healed, and gives me a kiss on the cheek and hugs me like a brother. All is forgiven.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Kinda cool dreams. The last one had the feel of a game to it. I knew it was alright to cut down those poor people, cuz they wouldn't really die. So don't worry people!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!