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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! That was one hell of a night. It started off by me waking up, thinking there was something in the room. My pulse was probably around 160 and the adrenaline was pumping! "Holy shit! God damn that was cool" I said to myself. I don't know what it was about, but I must have remembered what it was then, since I knew it had been a hallucination. Anyways I had some B6 last night before bed and it was some ride. Here's what I dreamt:

D1 Night: Snowboarding with pissed off friend
I'm with my friend Henrik. He's agitated for some reason and I can barely say anything to him without making him angry. We're in my hometown just outside my appartment and we're going down streets with our snowboards. Henrik falls alot, which makes him even angrier. I have no trouble standing up. Suddenly I gotta take a shit real bad, and decide to run to the closest bar, which is Tommy's. I sit down and start shitting like never before, while holding my hand on the lock so that no one can pick it.

D2 9.00: Late for work and ghost in the house
I wake up, and check the time. "Good I got time for a jog before I go to work" I think for myself and put on my running shoes. I start working 16.00 for some reason and I start running. I run for some time before I check the time again. 15.00! "God damnit I'm gonna be late!" I curse and start running home while making a call to my dad, explaining the whole thing. "You can't come to work late! God damnit you know that!" he tells me and I hang up the phone. I'm just about to call my boss when I enter my appartment. I think. I don't recognise any furniture at all. "What the fuck...?" a guy enters the hall and starts freaking out. I recognise him as my neighbour. "This is your fault" I say and I have no idea why. "My fault? How can this be my fault?!" he yells and I calm him down by explaining that something's not right. I take a good look around and he has alot of books, and the appartment is huge compared to mine. "You know my entire appartment would fit in your living room" I say and he laughs. He shows me to the door since I couldn't find it on my own, and I leave.

"That was weird..." I think as I enter my own appartment this time, and try to find all the stuff I need. Suddenly two people appear out of nowhere and they seem to be as confused as I. My mp3 wire gets ripped out of my hands by some invisible force and the plug hits the kitchen counter. I try to take it back but it's like it's magnetic. I finally get it loose and I draw the conclusion that there's a ghost in the building. The two guys with me agree and we try the wire thing again. "Cool, it really sticks!" I say and we play around with it for a while, leaving marks in the wood.

D3 11.00: The new girlfriend experience
I'm at a big carnival of some sort. The place is like a small town and I'm there with my friend Eric, my brother and some other people. I don't know how, but we end up in a large lake, partying with alot of other people. Apparently I had broken up with Monica the other day, and all the girls in the water knew it. I felt like I could use some comfort and inspected them closely. I recognise one girl I know, and she's staring at me, her face glowing in the sun.

Suddenly two girls come up to me and tells me they're having a private party, and that I'm invited. "Is that so?" I ask and grab them both, lifting them up onto my hip, one on each side. They're a bit chubby but I don't mind. I squeeze their asses some and we decide to get out of there. We start swimming towards their "camp" or whatever and I see several grey and brown water snakes under the water. Soon we're up on dry land again.

"How am I supposed to get back again tomorrow?" I ask and they tell me that I can just take a cab or something. But I've got something even better, I've got a Hearthstone! (from WoW) and it's inside my cellphone. To get into their camp, you had to pass through some customs, and apparently you had to make a good impression. I try to remove my headphones and turn off my mp3 but the music won't stop playing. An old chinese man walks out of a black car and heads towards me. I just manage to take the headphones off in time to bow and shake his hand, and man what a handshake!

We enter their camp and the girls walk off to get ready or whatever. I see my friend Eric and he's with a girl he liked back in the days. I think about Monica for a while and wonder why we broke up, my good mood is getting worse by the minute. I start talking to Eric and I ask him what he's up to. "Well not much, we're going fishing tonight" he replies and I ask him if I can come, I really need to talk to someone I know about this whole thing. He tells me that I can't and one of the girls I was with, comes back and grabs my arm and leads me away from him.

We walk up to one of the many houses and enter. This is apparently where I will be sleeping. I put my cellphone on the nightstand and we walk towards a beach. As I'm about to jump in from the bathing platform, I slip on the slimy green algae. I do a few spins in the air and continue spinning as I fall to the bottom. I lie there for a few seconds before I swim for the surface. When my head breaks the water everyone on the platform is laughing with me, and I see a big black, stationary camera standing there. "Oh cool, now I'll be on TV or something" I think and the girl I'm with, jumps in the water and we swim away.

After swimming for a while, we walk up on land, and I can see some new houses. I start thinking about Monica again, and it doesn't feel good. "Why did we break up?" I walk to the backside of the houses and find a small football court, made out of small rectangular stones in mud. I start kicking a ball and the girl joins me. We each score some and I kick the ball far away. "I want to go get my cellphone" I say and she tells me we can go back, she just has to pick some flowers first. I start walking ahead and stop after twenty meters.

Looking back, I see a yellow monster truck with shiny rims that doesn't move. Coming down a hill on a road. Soon after there's a guy with a skateboard in his hands. He takes a big jump and lands on his belly on the skateboard and disappear behind the houses. I pluck some white flowers and think about Monica. I decide to take her back and I wonder what the hell I'm doing with this piece of trash instead of her. The girl comes back and she has a whole bunch of flowers in her hand. We start heading back to the original camp.

As we enter the camp, I ask about my cellphone once again. "Yes relax, you will get it soon, but first you gotta see something" she tells me and I get shoved into a small washing room to wait. Monica is there for some reason and she's working. I decide to tell her later tonight when she comes home about how I want her back, and soon the door opens. "Alright see you later then" I tell her and finish the sentance with "Puss hej" (which means like, kisses, goodbye in Swedish) and the girl's friend looks at me suspiciously.

I'm led into another small house and her mom and dad is there. "What the hell is this?" I think and the mom shows me a piece of cloth she's made. I suddenly realise what's going on. I'm getting married to this girl! I can see the text on the cloth and it's some clever rhymes in Swedish, telling a story about how fast it all happened but that we're in love. They all laugh when the father recite it all and comes to the part of what's going to happen tonight *wink wink*. You'd think that the embroideries were enough. Not really... The mother had covered half the text in silver. And she told me that she wasn't finished yet. They had to work hard to get it all done!

I panic and run out the door. I miss my little Monica so bad that it hurts! Just as I was just about to start crying, I woke up. All sweaty and relieved!

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Food before bed: 2 eggs, 1 can of makrill on 3 pieces of knäckebröd,
25cl Applejuice, 2 Omega-3 pills and 50 mg B6 vitamin.

That was a very interesting night! Most vivid dreams I've had in a long time, and the length of them all! I've never had such a long recall ever. Something I ate last night was definitely working. The B6 perhaps? I had also only slept 4 hours the day before, so might be that.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!