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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! It's the day before christmas, and I felt like slacking off a bit. I only wrote down a few notes about each dream I had, but they were all long and tbh, annoying. I don't know why I am having them atm, but I guess it's just a bit stress related. I will write all dreams like fragments!

23.00: Bedtime

10.00: Fragments
*I'm having an argument with a guy in our group. We're all survivors in some zombie land. He wants to stay where we are. "Are you crazy?! If we stay, we will all DIE!" I yell at him. "Think about your son!" suddenly the rocky wall next to me starts moving. I look at my right shoulder leaning against it. Millions upon millions tiny spiders are crawling down it. I run away and try to shake them off. When I look at the road, they multiply. Each time I take a look, they grow bigger and bigger. From a darkbrown yellow colour, they are becoming more white. I run into a house and they shrink in size again. I am still covered in them. I meet my cousin there. "If you look at them, they multiply. I broke the world record by having 236 million in one square meter" he tells me. I wonder how the hell he can calculate that.

*I'm waiting for a bus with Monica. It takes a while, but suddenly three of them appear. One takes off before we have a chance to do anything, and we get on the second one. I try to swipe my old ticket, but a red light shows. "Oh, I guess it's too late" I say and tell the driver I want a baguette (?). She takes out three stripes of tickets. "There's a special price, 3 for the price of 1" she tells me. I can see they're children's tickets, but I go along with it. "Alright I'll take them" I say. She hands them over and we ride the bus.

*I'm with my brother above a large lake. I'm clinging to a mountain wall and he's on a hot air balloon of some kind. Ropes are hanging down and I'm trying to grab them. Suddenly it just inflates and falls down the water. My brother is OK though.

*I'm walking on a path with my brother Morgan. I spot two boys standing on a dock fishing. They get a huge, bronze fish and I tell Morgan who gets all excited, that it's not a tasty one. We decide to go fishing aswell. I am now in my old neighbourhood I lived in as a kid. I remember moving logs as a kid to find worms, and I spot several logs on different lots. All have flowers up against them though. Morgan walks off to try to find worms. I spot a pile of dirt, and I see a worm in there. I grab it and I can see several others.

Soon I'm digging with my hands and have them full of worms and dirt. I put a handful in my mouth. I spot a plastic bag with a pink teddy bear in it. I grab it and gesture for Morgan to empty it and hold it up. I spit all the worms in the bag. We're set to go. We got our fishing rods and as we walk up the road, Morgan gets his tangled up. I get very frustrated and try to untangle it all. It takes forever, and suddenly I find myself cutting out pictures of Jackie Chan from "The Karate Kid" from a magazine. I try to fit different faces on him and clothes...

12.00: Fragments
*I'm fighting with a guy. He's alot smaller than me, but very tough. I do all kinds of combos, but he won't go down. His face is all bloody and messed up. I hold his head in one hand and jump. I knee him right to the side of the face as I drive it towards the knee with my hand. He crashes to the ground with a loud smack. I repeat, and I am very angry with him for some reason.

*I'm driving a yellow tractor down a hill. It's only got two pedals. One gas and one clutch. "Where the hell is the break?!" I wonder in panic as the thing gains alot of speed. I crash into cars, and slide down the hill. I try the wipers and find the brake. Apparently it's a break for either the left, or the right side. It's like I'm on skii's. Going back and forth.

*We're having a push-up contest. One guy does with only his arms, no legs. I tell everyone cheering me on that I can't do that because of my wrists.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12½ hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Sweet. Merry Christmas everyone! Won't be typing in my DJ tomorrow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!