Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Forgot to post this one from the other night.

I was walking down Clark, and Danny was on his way to work. He gave me a call because he wanted me to look at the sky. There was a huge streak through some clouds, like something really big had flown between them and split them apart. I looked over the field and there was a giant black owl, the size of a bus, flying past the field. The feather on the head were dark luminescent green. It was looking at the field, like it was hunting. A girl was walking around there, and the owl spotted it. It zoomed down and knocked her down with its giant talons, and I heard her let out a horrible cry of pain. My instinct was to run back home, but I said awww fuck it I'll help her. I ran to the girl, and what looked like the giant owl about to prey upon her. But by the time I got there, the owl took off his head, and I realized it was a costume. And this emo kid was inside, and the girl had been his sister. Guess he just wanted to play a practical joke on her. She wasn't too pissed. I guess because the giant god damn owl costume could actually fly, hell yeah!