Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

All in all a fun morning though! There were alot of mini lucids, and it's been hours so I'll try to recall best I can.

Woke up at 5:30am then went back to sleep almost right away. Woke up at 6:45am, then fell back to sleep around 8am I think. The first lucid was when I woke up (I think?), and was just lying on my back with my eyes open. Then I felt vibrations. I thought that it was weird that I felt them while my eyes were opened, so I decided I was already dreaming so I got up. When I did, a corner of the blankets were stuck to my face and I had to pry it off lol. I thought about the pumpkin head task again, but I was ambivalent. The last time didn't go so well and I didn't even really want to do it. But it was either that one or the frankenstein one and I didn't feel like doing that one either lol. So I made up my mind and just marched into the bathroom. I looked at my reflection, then got up real close and looked at my eyeballs, the pupils morphed all weird. I stuck just my head through the mirror then pulled it back out. This time was the most effortless mirror push. Instead of liquid, it felt like cool air. Somehow the mirror moved the features of my face down to the bottom 1/3 of my face, if that makes sense. So I stuck it back in the mirror, then out again, and it was back to normal. Which gave me an idea. I wondered if I stuck my head in the mirror, and pulled with my hands at the same time, my head might stay in the mirror and become detached. So I tried it, and what resulted was really bizzare: I pulled back out of the mirror, and my head was still attached, but it had completely deflated and was just hanging down off my neck like a popped balloon. I couldn't see this fact, because I was blind the second I came out of the mirror. I felt it with my hands. That was far enough for one dream, so I stuck my upper body back into the mirror, then pulled back out. Still blind, but I could feel my head back in place. And it wasn't true blindness, because I could see the bathroom light behind closed eyelids. I even pointed my face up toward the light, and it became brighter. So I pryed my lids open with my fingers and I could see again. Fucking weird. Then I woke up.

I was still on my back, so I just closed my eyes and I went immediately into a dream. My mattress slid off the bed with me still on it. Then what could be best described as a magic carpet ride started. The mattress went right through the wall, and it traveled down the road, went up windy mountain roads, and eventually took off into the sky. As I was soaring through the clouds, I felt like I might fall off, so I grabbed onto the edge as hard as I could. I knew I was dreaming this whole time, I just didn't feel like falling. I'm turning into such a chicken in my LDs. It's way past time to mentally detach from my physical body in these dreams. Anyway, I think I woke up shortly after feeling like I might fall.

I fell back to sleep and went straight into a dream where I was at work. I was immediately lucid, because I remembered that I had just woken from a dream like 4 seconds ago and had closed my eyes to go back to sleep. This DEILD stuff is cool and weird. I decided I wanted to try to find Scott from the last LD, because I didn't get to do much with him. I found him in the frozen aisle, where I usually see him irl if not at the bakery. I said "Hey Scott, wanna make out?" He was wearing a motorcycle helmut. He walked up to me and lifted the visor, ready to kiss. I said "You gotta take that thing off man." He said he didn't want to because it made him look cool, but then he took it off anyway. He pressed me up against one of the freezer doors and we made out for a while. Then I woke up.

I went right back to sleep, and immediately found myself in my parents' livingroom, again recognizing that I was dreaming because I was JUST lying in my bed trying to go back to sleep. No furniture though. I remember I was kinda horny from making out with Scott in that last dream, and I couldn't think of anything else to do. It was really bright outside, otherwise I might have been inspired to find a graveyard and attempt the other advanced TOTM. I thought "naaaah" and waited for someone to show up. 2 cable guys came to the door, and I asked them to strip down and get on the floor. They said no. Then a 3rd guy showed up, looked like a phone repairman. He obliged me. I turned male and the rest of that story will stay in my brain. I don't remember waking up from that one, so I either went nonlucid or just blacked out I dunno.