The Meerkat's Lair

You heard me. It took 70 DJ entries and 15 lucid entries, but my goal of levitation aka flying was finally done this morning

As I am walking down the street of Brossard, an asian guy walks past me. He goes to meet his friends. When I get close to them, one of them asks me what is my "clan". I say I have no clan since im not out very often. They tell me if I dont join their clan I could get attacked. I question if they do like criminal stuff. Mostly they play hockey but also do some small crimes along with stupidities. The leader, a 10 yr old boy, explains all the details to me. Back at my house, a quick search on the internet tells me they are called the BlueBloods and are competing with various gangs from the region. Next, out of nowhere, I am in the middle of a hockey game with them. I even score

Then I become lucid, once again without reality check. I just am. In a big house, I simply decide to fly. I scream Levitate! and I do. It felt incredibly real, just as real as real life.

My best lucid dream to date. Its funny because I asked a magic thingy on the internet wether or not id be lucid and he said No twice. This one just...wouldnt end! I did a lot of dream control here (though my flying abilities are still close to none)

Dream 1: I dont know how the hell I became lucid. I just was when the dream started. I sort of followed the plotline without really wanting to. I try flying in front of my mom and sis but land onto a car. I make my DC mom lucid (more or less) by telling her shes dreaming and making her RC. I RC too just to check. While looking at my cats litter box, I consider turning into a cat but I figure its too advanced for me at the moment. I walk to the park while seeing various DCs before meeting my friend Benjamin. While were walking im braggin to him about how I have powers and stuff. Just by looking at it, I bend a STOP sign. Hes impressed. Then I try to make myself bigger but instead he starts to get smaller (a lil). Next, were both in a race where you have to duck under metal bars. I cheat and push the bars upward instead (im in control after all ). He asks how I did that and I say I just think it and bang. I unlock his. Finally, at my house, im late for supper and theres only so much ravioli left. I turn away and make some more appear Sweet. Then I accidentaly close my eyes. And while my eyes are closed im telling myself "Only open your dream eyes!" and I open my real eyes. Damn. Note tons of other stuff also happened that I ended up forgetting. In a short non-lucid, I dream about my radio battery.

This was my first ever DILD without WBTB!

But it doesnt matter. My dryspell has officially ended. The number 13 has been conquered. Its true I could debate wether or not its good enough to be an LD, but im alone and I decided that it was I know these times around I didnt write my dreams, but at least write lucid ones for gods sake! Specially now

After a fructuous night of non-lds (including pumpkin smashing) I dream of the truck that almost ran into us yesterday. Anyway now its my family driving it. As Im watching it drive away from the side walk, I hesitate wether it is a dream or not. Just as it crashes, I conclude I am effectively dreaming. False awakening. I simply open my eyes. There is this man sitting in a chair with a boy on his lap. Hes in the middle of my room. As i am lucid, I just think: Uhhhh....Okay thats kinda creepy. Im afraid of watever it is, so I simply wait for the dream to fade then wake up.

Lately, it just hasnt been working out. Im not writing consistently in my DJ, its been a really long while since my last LD and number 13 just isnt coming. I gave up on DILD for a while to focus on a different version of DEILD called CAN-WILD. Its basically the same but with an alarm so ur guaranteed to wake up once. Ive only got 1 DEILD so far, and I truly believe another SP/Transition experience will give me the motivation I need to keep on pushing. Until then, I wait....Sigh. Its so annoying because I have no problem watsoever to wake up and not move. I do it alot. Then I stand there like a douche and nothing happens. What am I doing wrong? In the tutorial it says:
1- You move too much 2-You are too pumped up/excited and 3- Not in REM.
I dont move, so thats out of the question. Am I excited? Not neceseraly. Not at all, actually (considering I always fail, its not that exciting). Then is it timing? Am I simply not in REM? Maybe, but the guy in the tutorial says he can turn into SP at any time and thus become lucid at will. Obviously, hes doing something very important he decided to keep for himself. That asshole. I suck at doing absolutely nothing. Its in my head, and my head's just not cooperating. It never cooperates, really. Il try to be even less excited tonight, since its the only aspect I seem to have control on. Some people say you have to visualize touching something, others say you need to be half asleep, or perfectly awake, count in your head, breathe heavily, imagine your past dreams. I say fuck you. Crisse. J'en ai mon truck des techniques de marde. Si j'veux réussir, j'va lfaire comme j'veu. Il also reajust my alarm to see if it has any effect., and I have 2 now. Wish me luck

Ive decided to extend my DEILD idea to another level and use an alarm clock to wake me up. This proved to be much easier this morning as I managed not to move when the alarm beeped. I am happy because its the alarm on my watch and it is not very loud yet I heard it clearly. Not in REM, however.

Dream 1: My sister is going on the bus. However, my mom decided to go inside for no obvious reason. Later, she asks me to join and I do. From afar, I see kids my sisters age that look a little familiar. Once the work is done (?), I ask the bus driver to drop us at the next corner.

Dream 2: My mom bought me Magic the Gathering cards even though I stopped playing for like a year now. She gave some to my dad aswell, but my father doesnt like them. The deck is full of Land cards with the symbols from pokemon.

Dream 3: In a pretty short dream, I see Cameron and Mitchell from Modern Family.

Dream 4: Me and my handicapped friend go to school. He asks me to do an image of a belly button for when he comes back from school. At his return, I have about ten, but he doesnt like any of them.

Im getting anoyed. Its really been a while!

Playing Troud cul with my friends outside on the toit vert. While walking I spot Zeng and ask if he wants to play.

Still not much :S

Once again, a single very long dream this night. It was pretty fun though. In the form of a game, two teams were made. Through various scenarios, someone from each team had to go outside the "play area" to direct different things. In the first game, you organized a murder and had to get away with it. For me, it was up a set of huge stairs that connected thru each other, like they do in a mall. There, one of my minions cut the throat of a woman (this was by far the most violent piece of dream ever for me). All she had was a red mark on the neck, not the huge blood splatter u would expect.

In another game, big lines were marked on the wall. Green for my team, red for the other. And blue and yellow just to mess with us. Now, to make points you must follow them and "hit" them with your mind. However, the lights get increasingly darker, and it is hard to see were to go. Members of both teams are allowed to distract the others by engaging them in a fight.

Next is a one-on-one battle. I brawl with no other then Jackie Chan with fists. I actually do very good and block numerous attacks. I didnt I was that good at fist fighting In the end, though, he uses his secret move on me and I am KO.

The other game, I am the one left out of play. My job was to watch a cheesy cartoon that displays the relation between a boy and her dog. Then the dog dies at the end. When I arrive in the room, the ending is not finished and I get to lose the punch I remember thinking the dog's owner was someone from the other team.

In the last game you must point your arm at target that appear on the wall faster then the others to rack up points. To protect my arm from the other teams eagle (yep) I wrap my school bag around my arm.

Imma write key words for now

Dream 1: Chocolate, night shift, box, man, job

Dream 2: Library, girls, walk around, friends

Dream 3: Father time, mirror, eliminate, kid, reason

Dream 4: Charles-Antoine, cocaine, mom, brother and sister, lack responsability, TV, show
THEN--- DS, pokemon, Buizel, Chansey, magcargo lvl6, Gengar lvl 32, macgargo faster, water attack, ability, Metal electrode

Dream 5: Big English grammar test: Philippe, write, metamorphosis, orange writing, Mathilde
THEN--- Colossus, ball, damage, electricity, shit, its pretty bad

Dream 6: Symbols, narrator, humor, lucid

Dream 1: In my backyard, I walk through a spider web that i didnt see before. I throw myself on the ground. What im really afraid of is the spider that comes with it. My mom tells me it aint there.

Dream 2: I need to do a math test right in front of a door. Outside, it is night and snowy. Some guys decide to go play in the snow and I join them. We throw snowballs with other people down a mountain. Then the teacher comes back and is very mad. She tells us our work should be finished by now. Something that had to do with a snail. I take my sheet and find (to my surprise) that the work IS done. I get the feeling it was not the first dream I had which included that equation.

Dream 3: My epic dream of the night. I am on the show The Amazing Race. We must do various things on famous landmarks. I remember the host mentionned Westminster Abbey, The CN Tower, Washington Monument and (more importantly) the Eiffel Tower. He tells us where to find the tower, but I dont listen since I figure my teammate knows. Once there, we must climb it while being attached to a rope. I take a test run in which I swing around, then start my ascension with Mathilde. Arrived at the end, monkey's are sitting on a rug which is on a little slope. I remember on Youtube a video where u wud pull on it and the monkey would freak out. I try it, and its hilarious. Also, Joe from Family Guy (in wheelchair) falls from very high and everyone is worried but hes just joking.

Dream 4: I play UNO with Mathilde in a living room. But then I get a weird orange card which says I need to take my top off. At first I think it will turn her on, but I kinda wish she would have picked it. I dont get the chance to play it though :S

Once again, this morning I had one huge dream (see Wave 58). I feel like this is the only thing I dreamed about.

Dream 1: Actually, im not sure if this one counts as a separate dream or im missing the link to dream number 2. In my art class, we all have to make something that looks like, well, nothing at all. I ask a girl what I need to do and obey. Then I look over to Julien and see he did it in 3D with little stairs with a red carton. Damn it. Someone in the class smells chewing gum and tells the teacher. That son of a bitch. Since I am chewing gum, im in trouble. However, they seem to suspect its the girl sitting next to me. The teacher comes up to me (who happens to be Mr Fortin, in the next dream) and checks my mouth. While he was doing the others, I was desperatly trying to hide it somehow. In the end I get caught and have to throw it away.

Dream 2: Alright here we go. Mr Fortin starts telling us about how to ameliorate your dream recall in what seems to be a big dark forest. I chuckle, since im already a fairly good dreamer myself. First LD reference. The dream fades and I end up in front of a big manor in the forest. It is day. The narrator (yes, theres a narrator) presents the history of the building:
In the 19th century, the French army who had soon reconquered the British required a place to practice their religion, Catholism (as opposed to Anglo-Saxon Protesters). Their vision stopped on this gigantic horizontal-built manor somewhat recluded from modern society. I made up some of that and theirs probably a lot of historical mistakes in there, but you get the picture. As I am not "holy", a sister forces me to find a door, on the side. Inside, it takes the form of a lateral video-game in which me and my sister are followed by a Yeti. The setting was similar with a level from Donkey Kong Country. The Yeti, you could only his shadow and it is still unclear how he ended up in my dream. Also, I recall a striped ball that was linked to the end of the game. We play this twice (we also switched directions once) and then something else came up. Inside the bathroom, I get the idea to make a person/DC lucid. I tell Charles-Antoine this is a dream and he is dreaming. I ask him (in these exact words):
Are you perfectly conscious ur dreaming?
Yes.
Then go and have fun!
.................................................. .................................................. .................................Second LD reference.
I think (though I am not sure) that this is the point where I woke up. About 6 o'clock. I go back to sleep. Next (still in the manor), I see Méo from Les Boys taking out a cup with a gold lining of the Canadiens on it (which I refer to as the Stanley Cup) out of a toilet bowl.

Here is my problem. Im not sure wether I became lucid at some point. I know (for sure) I did an RC that worked. But I really dont remember becoming lucid, or even being aware or the dream. Then how did I get a DC lucid without being lucid myself? No idea. This is the third LD reference. For now, I conclude as I never became lucid (unfortunately)

Oh come on! Its been a while now! I want to be lucid again! No recall btw.

Best recall ever had since I started. For two days I took a break, but now this definitly sparked my interest again. I know its not beaten my record in terms of number of dreams, but each and every one of them is so... complete
UPDATE: Now 9 DREAMS(truly epic)
In other words: NEW RECORD

Dream 1: In a pokemon battle. The arena is brown. My opponent has two Primeapes. I appear to have a Ralts and a fire poke (?). Throughout the turns, my ennemy switches out his primeape for a Xatu, then the other one for a Fire Primeape (which doesnt even exist). Meanwhile, I continuously exploit flash fire of Ralts (who traced it from Primeape). I wonder if the Xatu could easily kick the Primeapes ass. I try to Psychic with my Ralts.

Dream 2: Just remembered. I get in the Physical Education class which is once again happening in class instead of in the gym.
I think to myself that we already had our time in class. I also see very clearly in my head the sheet where it says which period is taken by MITIC.

Dream 3: Playing Combat Arms, I am using my trusty RPG (rocket launcher) to just freakin own. I get a Ultra kill by shooting between four players, then I jump down and pull out my other gun to kill to other guys. At that moment, I think to myself this is great since I never had an unbelievable, and now I get and Unbelivable+. I also hoped they wouldnt think im a hacker and kick me. The map was Junk Flea BTW. Then, and this one is fun, one guys shoots me with an RPG while I am on the rooftop. I avoid the missile closely, but then it rebounds back and hits me on the head. I laugh and think I got owned right there. It felt very real.

Dream 4: All of my class, including girls, play Magic the Gathering in class. I dont play anymore, so I watch. They all have blue cards, each and everyone of them. Then a narrator explains to me some cards that are misunderstood. I ask Frederique the question I always asked myself, and he tells me they count as one mana and not another mana card. I knew it . After watching a little more, I almost hope I had my cards. I pick a card from the deck and try to understand how it works. Its a grey creature with -9 written on it. Weird.

Dream 5: Now this was very close to lucid. I dont quite remember how I got there, but I am practicing dream control. Thats right, its possible to practice DC without dreaming (in a dream of course). My excuse for it was that there is consequences in RL but not in dreams. I was aware and decided to practice, but I didnt know I was dreaming. In this, I managed to: Make something appear directly in my hand, pulling a thing out of a mirror and most importantly feel like I was getting bigger and bigger. This gave me a glimpse of what shapeshifting would be like, and it was awesome. It really felt like it, physically and mentally. To pull out from a mirror, I looked in the mirror and saw something in my hand while it wasnt in my real hand. I would put my hand in the mirror, and hold the thing when it got out. Just remembered, theres also a part where my sis can clone herself and I try to make a dance choreography with her, which fails.

Dream 6: In the schoolyard, Meg Griffin sends out Neil to find a 275 year old girl. Out of context. Then I talk to Frederique (again) and ask him how he got that cloning machine. He tells me his father made it and it works like a charm. After asking how it works, he tells me u just get in and bingo. Eric joins the conversation and says Colin talked about it to him and hes interested. Hes wearing brown pants and brown/white T-shirt. Just as im about to ask if theres any chance you get out with three arms, I wake up.

Dream 7: Got this from a homework. We had to draw circles, squares and triangles for a math work. Then, we had to scribble on a certain amount of them to make a "shadow". In my dream, I am watching a tutorial of Word saying if we want to put a shade behind an image, u just press X button. I think its easier that way.

Dream 8: This one is limited to a sound. Yeah. Just my dad saying we should think about my drumming classes. The rest is black, but this WAS a dream. And it counts

Dream 9: In my bus, I am sitting and looking around. I think to myself "am I really in the same bus?" since I dont recognize people around me and just because I happened to wonder. I guess it didnt occur to me that I could be dreaming though

It seems as if my cycle goes like: X days of good recall, 3 days of Epic recall (5-6), Lucid Streak (2-3), 2 days of Poor recall (1-2)

Dream 1: I dunno where I got that one, but our house is invaded with spiders. I also see a TV show where a girl eats tarantulas (yuck). I am with someone else. Once again, not a nightmare. I dont have nightmares since ive started this whole LD thing. Things that would normally be nightmares just...pass

Dream 2: This one is weird. i try to be friends with Adam. I talk to him about how we dont know each other and we should try to be friends. In the atrium, I play cards with friends and eventually sit down with him. In the end, I think we kinda make peace with each other .

Dream 3: I watch a Tv show in which they sell weird items like a plaque u put in our mouth that alerts you when someone changes the channel (?). Im missing a big part of this one unfortunately I do remember that in the middle of it I thought about ways to use passive control instead of active control for better results.

Dream 4: Very short. I listen to a woman telling she hired Franco Fava (politician) to be the clown for her kids birthday and it cost 2000$.

Dream 5: Something to do about pokemon. Il try to remember it sometime today.

Imma prepare myself for the LD tonight (hopefully)

That is one of the most weird things I fell for in a non-lucid.

Dream 1: First scene in a room with a big window, a woman is crying in the arms of her husband. She desperatly needs to talk to the religion teacher at school, but she is forbidden unless the kids are in a speciality class, like physical education. The teacher is the only person that can help find Jesus's favorite meal: Giraffe Pie. You heard me. Giraffe. Pie. Can you even eat those? Anyway, I set out to find the pie for the crying woman. I find myself looking at a magazine with black and white pictures of women wearing 50's clothes. In the section on the left, there is a window with Regis Philbin talking. On the right, theres a giraffe category (?). I click it (yes, im on the comp) and it turns into women dressed up as giraffes. Apparently, theres a contest going on with that magazine. I close the window.

Dream 2: Stewie Griffin becomes lucid and starts doing awesome stuff (that bastard )

Dream 3: HUGE CHUNK HERE. I remember waking up and thinking that all my dreams were about school today, yet I see no school dreams yet. Maybe itl come later.

Dream 4: For the first time, I visit Dreamviews in a dream. I read a post of a guy and in his signature there is all his Dream goals and achievements. There is a list of how many times he shapeshifted into different things, like 4x Dragon, 3x Bull,... I think to myself that when I get better im going to be the Shapeshifting Master. The best shapeshifter in the whole freakin planet. I have yet to shapeshif though. For a pretty long time, I just think about things like that to myself while watching the post blankly.

Dream 5: I continuously go back to first dream in other dreams. I think to myself that Motley (DV user) must be a very religious person since he wants to turn into a giraffe (which is where I got the giraffe thing). I ask DCs if they avnt seen giraffes anywhere.